TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Wat_Tyler]

Tennis. I see. I hate tennis, even more than golf. Or football.


So, tell us a bit about yourself, n000b. You know, the wee bits you care to ss out there to us . . . shall I say it . . . Little People?


A true economic dowturn: letting the country club membership lapse because the yacht needed repairs. Oh, the humanity!!!


I'm pretty sure that I've never banged a rich girl . . . .


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[ChadwickDMoss]

If I smoked cigars, I'd light them with hundred dollar bills.

Instead, I use them to get the homeless to do really crazy and dangerous stuff.

And then, I light them on fire with those bills. It's okay, they don't feel cheated, or harmed or anything; nothing that I can do to them is worse than what life and themselves have done to them. The guys at the club think that this is as funny as all get-out, which is what they tell the burning bums to do.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Charming, I'm sure.


Do you hit the gas when you spy an 'opossum crossing the road?


In your Beemer. It has to be a Beemer, no?


You probably shot your bow and arrow at the neighbor's cat when you were a little shit.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

The gas?

That's the driver's job. I pay him to drive slowly. Important people are in no rush; the little people will wait for them or we simply get new little people.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why yes, of course. How foolish of me.


Now, I'm going to do something pedestrian and log out and go to work.


You remember that from hight skool fizzix, right? Moving an object through a distance?


Right. And seeing weasels, too. Nothing quite like it.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

We always called it boarding school. We were given good grades as we had no need of them, but the school had need of our patronage.

If you have problems, maybe I can hire you to remodel the closets on my wife's yacht.

 

[Endrura]

Plastic surgeons barter with high-end prostitutes, not strippers.

Golf is a gorgeous walk spoiled by a single little white ball.

Engrish is optional in this thread, it's one of our charms.

And Monday is here and already screwing up my week. I'm hoping it will reverse last weeks trend where Monday was great and the week went downhill.

Both pots are on and hot so I'm going to grab a refill, plug my phone in for a charge and start typing up a storm.

 

[ChadwickDMoss]

Oh Monday. And here I am hungover with a regular luncheon at the club. It bores the pants off me, but it is how business is done and gossip is started. Perhaps a brandy and aspirin.

 

[Rightguide]

They're not mne, so . . . .


Did you play golf with said proper plastic surgeon last Wednesday???


Does he hook you up with his patients, the ones who are strippers?


If so, that would make him more a proper plastic pimp.


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Ever notice how the vast majority of these models are all standing on their tiptoes. Just wondering.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They stand on their tippy-toes to make their butts-n-legs look better, like we notcie things like those. Baffled and bedazzled by tits this lot is.


Home. Eating supper the housemate made. Rather tasty, like having taken up teepee living or something.


I got one more round of inspections tomorrow. These are the ones that needed a boost, a small kick in the ass, a tidbit done to make them - passed. The tidbits are all in, so now we need the paperwork to prove it.


Boarding school? Preppy!!! Hey, what do you call white trash with money? Rich white trash. The only colored folks in Rhode Island Rich Kid clubs . . . work there.


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[ChadwickDMoss]

We call white trash with money dead men walking.

If you took all of the money from us and distributed it among the white trash and minorities who do nothing but bellyache about silver spoons, we would not for we would have it all back in under six months. Breeding, pedigree and familial education are everything.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

We call white trash with money dead men walking.

If you took all of the money from us and distributed it among the white trash and minorities who do nothing but bellyache about silver spoons, we would not for we would have it all back in under six months. Breeding, pedigree and familial education are everything.

Shaddup AJ.

 

[ChadwickDMoss]

Shaddup AJ.

Incoherent. Is this a Dune reference?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why, how Downton Abbey of you - like I watch stuff like that.


But the economix bit is about right. Look at lottery winners who piss it straight away in short order to become broker than before.


So, do your disappointing relatives get consigned to the asylum for "nerves?"


Or do they still have their meals served to them in the attic?


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[ChadwickDMoss]

lol

I just got a PM from this Que guy. Dickie here accuses everyone of being this AJ.
Whoever this guy was, he is living rent-free in someone's head.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

lol

I just got a PM from this Que guy. Dickie here accuses everyone of being this AJ.
Whoever this guy was, he is living rent-free in someone's head.

Shaddup, Queef. No one is buying it.

 

[ChadwickDMoss]

I do not get your references. We attend plays, Operas, but we don't really pay attention to them, the idea is to be seen in society as to maintain your ranking.

 

[ChadwickDMoss]

Shaddup, Queef. No one is buying it.

Does any of this ever stick having been flung?

 

[Wats_butthole]

Queefy and aj are pulling out all the alts.

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Queefy and aj are pulling out all the alts.

AJ has been reduced to shit flinging and alt mongering ever since the perma-ban. Sad!

 

[Wats_butthole]

AJ has been reduced to shit flinging and alt mongering ever since the perma-ban. Sad!

A man's pride can be his own worst enemy. It's what destroyed queefy's marriage, he could never admit that he is full of shit. Many refer to it as little man syndrome.

 

[ChinoMoreno]

I do not get your references. We attend plays, Operas, but we don't really pay attention to them, the idea is to be seen in society as to maintain your ranking.

fuckin rob is every mafucka here.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Plastic surgeons barter with high-end prostitutes, not strippers.

Actually, plastic surgeons barter with high-end beauty pageant contestants, who in turn often become high-end prostitutes (see also: Melanoma Trump).

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


It's chilly, like November. Oh, I came home to a no-heat call at my house. And it was getting cold. I got it sorted out inside of 10 minutes, but it was annoying to have to do after a long day, but so what. And how much better than having to wait for a service tech until Allah knows when.


Silly fucking alts.


The coffee kicks ass this morning, even if I do say so myself.


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[Hermit_D_Crab]

Jesus H. Fuck, look at all the fucking alts.


I always calculated that the H. stood for Herbert, like in George Herbert Walker Bush.


Or it could he Horatio, like in Hubert Horatio Hornblower.


If the bar were open, I'd order another bourbon.


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