TSA frisks man with ‘world’s largest penis’

[JackLuis]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-shot-2012-07-16-at-3.22.29-PM-615x345.png​

About that big!​

Falcon has reported repeatedly that his penis is 9 inches long while flaccid and 13.5 inches long while erect.

Stretches the imagination to think of the snatch that would fit it.

 

[estragon]

Jack, This reminded me of an old Limerick:

There once was a Turkish cadet
(And this is one damndest thing yet!)
Whose tool was so long
And so terribly strong
That he skewered six Greeks en brochette.

 

[JackLuis]

Jack, This reminded me of an old Limerick:

There once was a Turkish cadet
(And this is one damndest thing yet!)
Whose tool was so long
And so terribly strong
That he skewered six Greeks en brochette.

I was just reading about the Greek-Turk conflict circa 1919-1927, a million or more slaughtered, mostly by the Ottomans. This is credited to the rise of Attaturk, who overthrew the Ottomans and created a new Turkish state based upon the confiscation of the Greek-Arminian-Assyrian lands and chattel.

"Different day, same old shit."

 

[sr71plt]

I was just reading about the Greek-Turk conflict circa 1919-1927, a million or more slaughtered, mostly by the Ottomans. This is credited to the rise of Attaturk, who overthrew the Ottomans and created a new Turkish state based upon the confiscation of the Greek-Arminian-Assyrian lands and chattel.

"Different day, same old shit."

Funny, I just published a book on that.

 

[Handley_Page]

Spike Milligan told of a bloke who was 'excused shorts' for that very reason.
His nickname was "Plunger"

 

[TE999]

I'd imagine this dude doesn't have a lot of second dates. It certainly brings a whole new dimension to the term 'laying pipe'.

Speaking of limericks:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a pussy I could fuck it.