Seven Inches!!!

I'm happy that yesterday they decided to go ahead and be closed, with pay, for today and tomorrow, so I won't be getting stuck at work. I work in a strip mall right next to Walmart so if we had gotten stuck there hopefully Walmart would have stayed open and we could have gotten food at least.


Thank you :D
I had 2 of my kids with no meds at all and those two were the births I felt better quicker. The other ones I was just tired and felt beat or something. With those two I was ready to go home about an hour later.


No thank you ;)
After being married to a guy for 15 years, then having 2 girlfriends, I decided the only 7 inches I like are snow.
i was gonna offer my tongue...;)
 
And thus disappeared the species of swinging dicks that once ruled this earth, from poor math skills and incompetent carpentry. 😥
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I thought this might have been about depth of snow.

When I see the word 'girth' I always think of horses for some reason, not for their monumental dick size, but something about saddles and straps.
Perhaps a dick should be measured in/with hands?
 
It's not often I get feedback by e-mail, but today this:

So um. I just wanted you to know something is a turn off. In one of your stories the guy makes his dick 12 long and 7 wide.

1. Not many girls like 12. It's a myth.
2. 7 inches isn't just bigger than...well my fist, but I prolly have smaller hands than you...but it's thicker than a softball. That's...not only too big but dumb because your dick is legit...a chub. Of all the huge dildos out there they seem longer than they are wide. It isn't half...a dick that's comfortable is like...well I'd say the biggest I've ever had was 10 but he was at most 1.5 to 2 wide. That's normal. 7 wouldn't even fit our inner thighs. 7 is bigger than my tits ffs and I'm a 32 C.


This is clearly in response to this paragraph:
Thinking about how much blood was needed to fill that cock for an erection, he decided abruptly that while bigger was generally better, some moderation was due. Several experiments later, he decided he was satisfied with twelve inches in length and seven in girth. He amused himself by watching it grow erect and then limp as he adjusted his arousal in the App.

Actually, I agree. The story even makes a point of it. ("Hold on," Dave muttered, and used the App to reduce the size of his cock. It was still well above average, but not quite so troublesome.)

Anyway, Anon, if you ever read this. Thank you for the feedback and giving me a laugh, but please note that seven inches in girth may be uncomfortably thick, but it's only two and a quarter inches wide, not seven.
If we ever develop 'easy' penis enlargement I think this would lead to world peace. If Putin had a 12 inches I think he would be too busy to invade Ukraine.
 
I don't have a 7-inch tongue. But I can touch my nose with it. And they call me Dr. Love.
Yeah, mines a short, stubby thing. I can't touch my nose, but I can do pushups with it. Old adage, "First liar never stands a chance".

Comshaw
 
I've always been able to do it, which says more about my nose than my tongue. I also used to be able to reach my dick with my lips, but that says more about my vertebrae than my dick.
 
Read it again. Unless you think that comparing to common objects to metric measures is avoiding the metric system.
Yes I understand that it uses the metric system...but the point is, that the average person in the US tends to not understand the metric system...which is why they don't just say 6cm. They say 6cm, or the size of a can of soda. Because people can't figure out what 6cm is, but they all know how but a can of soda is. 10cm is 10cm...but does the average American know how big that is? Sadly no. So, how do we get the average person to understand? Bagel. It's a bagel.

Like I said...anything but the metric system.
 
This leads to the idea that the dick of every man on the planet needs to be chiped with an RFID. Then the exact measurements could be exchanged easily via bluetooth.
Oh hell no! Since the majority of cock estimates are self reported, you'd have a whole bunch of depressed men when the “average” size was reduced by 50%! Just take it for granted you never believe a fisherman about the one that got away or a guy about the size of his dick, then everyone can stay happy.

Comshaw
 
A new report from Stanford says the average size of a man's penis has increased a whopping 24% in the last thirty years, or so. One comedian suggested that's because everyone's now measuring from their asshole to the tip!
 
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A new report from Stanford says the average size of a man's penis has increased a whopping 24% in the last thirty years, or so. One comedian suggested that's because everyone's now measuring from their asshole to the tip!
Next thing you know they will be measuring from the top of the cleavage of their ass cheeks.

My wife calls me "squared bored". For those who aren't gear heads, a square bored engine is one where the bore and stroke are the same measurement, or in my case the length (stroke) and circumference (bore). And to be clear, a short stroke small bore engine can rev a lot higher than a big bore long stroke one. Varoomba!:)

Comshaw
 
Next thing you know they will be measuring from the top of the cleavage of their ass cheeks.

My wife calls me "squared bored". For those who aren't gear heads, a square bored engine is one where the bore and stroke are the same measurement, or in my case the length (stroke) and circumference (bore). And to be clear, a short stroke small bore engine can rev a lot higher than a big bore long stroke one. Varoomba!:)

Comshaw
Your wife seems to have extensive knowledge of, uh, engines Sir. Reminds me of a lady acquaintance who had a friend who went by the nickname of: seven by seven; length and circumference. She said it was accurate.
 
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