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This sounds like a running a gag. We have the hottest kitchen, bathroom, storage closet...
hope you live near a fire station.
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Evening guys. Kitchen sex 10?! Good lord!
..........Awesome.
We bend space and time itself to bring you the goods (why do I keep calling it that). Hmmm, a sexy Doctor Who series?
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NestleSnipes
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We crop out our faces to hide our dentures.
I'll imagine you're 25 and 27.
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Well, at least I can keep up on the sporum now
Awesome, our goal is to stop people from being productive, and be reproductive instead (not true, we use birth control...well, the pulling out method).
So help me, if you start calling your penis The TARDIS......
I personally think #12 is the best of the bunch.
*snort*
I was actually thinking 26 and 27. Surely one of us is correct.
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I guess I brought the age guessing game on myself with SOCKs. Damn SOCKs! We're 20 somethings with dentures.
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So help me, if you start calling your penis The TARDIS......
*snort*
I was actually thinking 26 and 27. Surely one of us is correct.
Wait, is 26 and 27 two different guesses, or is one of us supposed to be 26 and the other 27? Haha, CG looks older than me!
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That sounds like a porno waiting to happen.
well at the rate you're going, your neighborhood is going to have to be re-zoned
Wait, is 26 and 27 two different guesses, or is one of us supposed to be 26 and the other 27? Haha, CG looks older than me!
One is 26, the other 27. Dunno why. Just a random guess. And I'll go out on a limb and say that CG is the older. Again, totally random guess. No offense intended towards CG.
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well at the rate you're going, your neighborhood is going to have to be re-zoned
What? Firemen and now construction workers? What kind of crazy porno is this?
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Ha. Don't we all make a mistake in posting. Woops.
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functioncurve
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One is 26, the other 27. Dunno why. Just a random guess. And I'll go out on a limb and say that CG is the older. Again, totally random guess. No offense intended towards CG.
Well, we're really good friends now!
Unfortunately, CG's not talking to you anymore.
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Trust me, me not getting laid has nothing to do with lack on interest on my end
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What? Firemen and now construction workers? What kind of crazy porno is this?
All we need is a cop and an indian.......mind you the village people porno has been done already, or so I imagine
edited; I meant native american!!! No pm's please
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Well, we're really good friends now!
Unfortunately, CG's not talking to you anymore.
Awww.
Sad times. I have an odd feeling that I'll be back in her good graces soon enough though...... 
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Trust me, me not getting laid has nothing to do with lack on interest on my end
Cryptic! But let's go with it.
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All we need is a cop and an indian.......mind you the village people porno has been done already, or so I imagine
edited; I meant native american!!! No pm's please
No, I say we go with an Indian and a Native American porno. Now that, I haven't seen.
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Awww.
I don't know, whatever you have planned had better be really good after the age thing.
I don't know, whatever you have planned had better be really good after the age thing.
I think she'll be flattered enough to forgive me.
I hope so, at least...... :-/functioncurve
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Good night Lit! Thanks for sharing this experience with us.
Good night Lit! Thanks for sharing this experience with us.
Night guys.
(Sorry CG!! )
