Trying Something New

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Like all the other times, gotta balance the pain with the pleasure

Anal sex isn't a common thing in our sexual repertoire. Maybe we need to try something new.

 

[fr33ks33k]

CG says to take some Coldeeze and vitamin C!

Thanks for the advice. I've got a few remedies of my own I'll try when I'm home from work.

 

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You're stunning! I just shot a load about ten feet gahhhh... and again...

Thanks for telling us Doc! That's quite a feat!

 

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If I actually drank Starbucks, I would consider it...

Pick your favorite local coffee shop. Tell them what it's for.

 

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Wow.

Very nice.

-LCN

Does that mean you're ogling?

 

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There are those beautiful lips peeking out again!

That's your kryptonite!

 

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"We're caught in a tractor beam and it's pulling us in" Millenium Falcon....

I thought you were just randomly tossing out Star Wars quotes. Did I just say "tossing"?

 

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Hilarious. *laughing*

Yeah, I think we can live with that....... Damn.

Ha, caught you ogling.

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

I thought you were just randomly tossing out Star Wars quotes. Did I just say "tossing"?

Mate - I have to take it up a notch to match you! Yup I'm a tosser! (let's see who gets it)

 

[LeChatNoir]

Does that mean you're ogling?

I most certainly am.

-LCN

 

[Legion_7]

Ha, caught you ogling.

Well..... Yeah. But I can admit it. I have an ogling problem. I'm in a 12-step program.

 

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what a sexy ass shot the latest one was. i can imagine my big cock pushing into that tight hole, as i pull her hips to me...my balls pressing against your ass...

Thanks! Nice play by play.

 

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Drool.........bite......kiss!

So many kisses! Your lips are going to be dry. Where to get moisture?

 

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I've concluded that I am not averse to licking her asshole... not that any concluding needed to be done. I'm just saying.

I have a feeling she'd like that.

 

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And that was the butt of my witty one liner probably lost on everyone....damn CG's hot ass

"damn CG's hot ass". Famous last words...

 

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We have awesomeness and hot yoga and Star Wars jokes all in the same place...I think my nerdy Valhalla is right here...

Are we going to have to dress her up as Thor now? I don't mind being her hammer.

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

Are we going to have to dress her up as Thor now? I don't mind being her hammer.

Hmm which part's the handle???

 

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Yeah, I actually didn't even see the tractor beam post. *blink* Not sure how I missed it.

But now it's official. CG's ass has been dubbed "The Death Star."

That's awesome! And whenever we're doing it doggy style I'm going have to yell "That thing's operational!"

 

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I can't imagine death resulting from such a lovely ass. Except perhaps due to dehydration...

Facesitting could be dangerous...

 

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Sad that I even had to spell it all out!!! What a tough crowd! CG's ass does things to even the most nerdy of us...I'm fine...I'm wearing glasses that tone down CG's ass effect by 50%. If I take it off I wont be able to communication like this qeraskfj aldfn aldfn asf ....whew glasses back on!!!!

Her ass is a hard thing to follow. Or should I say, there's a hard thing following her ass.

 

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I'd like to reserve a copy. Is there a preorder? Actually, I'll take two. I'll probably wear the first one out in a week or so.

I would actually like to see this, too. Better yet, feel it. We're going to have to bring this up at the next fc hq meeting.

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

That's awesome! And whenever we're doing it doggy style I'm going have to yell "That thing's operational!"

Just becareful where you shoot those photon torpedoes you dont want them to get into the exhaust duct and causes an explosion.... or do you now.

I think I've officially lost the plot.

 

[Legion_7]

That's awesome! And whenever we're doing it doggy style I'm going have to yell "That thing's operational!"

Oh hell. "You're required to maneuver straight down this trench. Your target is a small exhaust port."

Yeah...... I'm gonna go to hell.

 

[Legion_7]

I would actually like to see this, too. Better yet, feel it. We're going to have to bring this up at the next fc hq meeting.

And while you're at it, put me down for a copy of the minutes of THAT meeting. I bet they'd make for some interesting reading......

 

[Jwmasterdebater]

And while you're at it, put me down for a copy of the minutes of THAT meeting. I bet they'd make for some interesting reading......

Do you need more to form a quorum? I volunteer to TAKE the minutes.