try to identify the misidentified song lyrics

[rambling man]

Start you off with an easy one

"Play me a song, yellow piano man" (okay, that's too easy. Try these and suggest your own)

"Scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

"I've got, two chickens to paralyze!"

"Crept up like a douche, you know the runner in the night"

 

[Doulton]

"Crept up like a douche, you know the runner in the night" I've often wondered what he was saying in that song. It sounds like "Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night" but what the hell is a douche?? I thought I must just be hearing wrong. I also thought that might be a New Zealand song, but it seems less likely now that I've seen it on an international board So could someone please confirm that he is saying what I thought he was saying and tell me what a douche is?

 

[rambling man]

The real word is supposed to be deuce. If I were a Brit, I'd still say "What the deuce does he mean by that?" But it sounds like douche in the song.

In case anyone wonders, the song is "Blinded By the LIght" Manfred Mann's Earth Band version

 

[Merelan]

A deuce was a term used when he wrote the song for a car. I know it was a certain car but cannot remember what at the moment.

 

[Pokerman]

It's revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night....As in "Little Deuce Coupe" if y'all remember that Beach Boys song.

 

[Doulton]

Thankyou all. And I knew the name of song and the band, guess I just forgot to say them

 

[Never]

Jimi Hendrex.

Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

 

[Purple Haze]

The Bee Gees sang about a "Bald Headed Woman"

Billy Squier sang "You're my Candelabra, my candelabra, my candelabraaaaa"

Creedence said it's "There in the bathroom on the right"

Deep Purple had an ode to "Slow Motion Walter, the Fire Engine Guy"

 

[Problem Child]

...but what the hell is a douche?.... So could someone please...tell me what a douche is?

Ladies? Anyone want to help this young man out?

 

[Pokerman]

Creedence said it's "There in the bathroom on the right"

I thought they said, "there IS A bathroom on the right" (Bad moon on the rise....)

"Cause i'm hot blooded, chicken of the sea"....

 

[Never]

It's the lesser version of masturbating with those pulsating shower heads.
I don't understand why women do it.

 

[TygerEyez]

Ladies? Anyone want to help this young man out?

*giggles and bites her tongue* If he doesn't know, I'm not going to be the one to tell him!!

 

[Neale]

Carry a laser, in the darkness of the night!

For YEARS, I really thought that was the correct lyric.

 

[LRC]

I've got two chickens to paralyze

should be .......

Two Tickets to Paradise

Eddie Money

 

[Adoratrice]

www.kissthisguy.com


I found this yesterday....good for a harmless laugh at others mishearings.