Try This & Report Back

[JenIsWet]

Ok don't know what is going wrong.

My lover is hitting the right spot and it feels wonderful and I can feel the G-Orgasm coming but it won't finish (the peeing sensation) and I am not fighting the feeling so how come it ain't cumming from the G-Spot

Any ideas

 

[emptynester]

A woman can fake a lot of the vocals and physical thrashing but she can't make her vaginal muscles clench like an electric ram air pump going off


Back under your original sig and still such a way with words. LOL

 

[MR.GGG]

I had a computer crash and when I came back the room didn't recognize me so I re-logged as MR.GGG. I still get msgs under my original nome de plume and log in as my previous self to pick those up. It all has to do with time travel and Nortel stocks.

I'm baaaack.

I was wrackin my brain trying to think of SOMETHING mechanical or electrical that mimics the spasmodic contractions of an orgasming vagina.

""... electric ram air pump going off..."" Not my best, huh?

Speaking of which ... has anybody, during normal PIV intercourse when the guy (or toy) was hitting just the right spot, experienced the GSpot orgasm actually ejecting their lovers erection in a birth giving series of massive muscle contractions? VERY weird feeling. It actually feels like there is a strong hand on the outside of the vaginal wall clutching and squeegieing your erection out like pushing sausage meat down the coating ... sock ...whatever you call the outer coating of a sausage.


JenIsWet, just keep trying. Don't focus JUST on that. Play around, go back to that every time you feel you are horny enough that your think it might work. Your condition sounds similar to MANY who have posted a "why isn't this happening?" question and many of them have come back and reported a EUREKA moment - or HOUR as it turned out!! Keep trying. It will happen.

Or your money back !!

 

[Gil_T2]

I don't like 'directing' my partner during sex, its awkward, even though i know full well what i like and whats nice.

as a male i was shown how to G spot by a lady twice my age at the tender age of 18 & i am so glad that she DID show me the way as it has served me very well over the years so i thin for your pleasure you can guide rather than direct.

 

[Gil_T2]

my partners tend to be female btw, and yeh i guess, though i made all the right sounds, my ex was so thick sometimes and just continued doing something that meant i would fall asleep- not be aroused.

i dont remember ever having an orgasm.

She on the other hand, was really bloody silent- as though she were in a library not naked in bed with her gf...so that didnt help when i wasnt sure what she wanted or liked.

BANDIT is Bi & is free to enjoy her time with other ladies 1 on 1 but they just don't hit the mark yes she does have orgasms & gets very wet but no G spot Orgasms or multiples or squirting, we have directed several of the ladies to this wonderful thread but no one has hit he mark.
As for the silent types a while back had a lady who gave no indication she was even there let alone had an orgasm but later told me no one had ever made her cum so quick & she said she had several orgasms although because she was silent i did try extra hard.

 

[Cathleen]

It's Mr.GGG's birthday ~ come wish him a happy one.

Mr.GGG Birthday Thread

 

[mummamia]

wow!

After trying this technique out a few weeks ago, I want to thank Mr GGG for his wisdom

I've always been able to orgasm easily, but never realised I was multi-orgasmic! By the 2nd night of trying out the technique I was blown away (literally!!) by how intense this is, it really does reach into a new part of the body, it's like I was able to find my core or something. My r/ship with my DH has changed for the better, we were always close, but now it's like we've hit a new level.

We have now had huge success with me being able to achieve multiple O's during clit, G spot and PIV sex, we are now both sex addicts, WOHOO!!
So far the most I've had is 7 O's in one session as I'm spent afterwards, but the more we do this, the fasterer I'm finding I can O and I'm at a point now where within 30seconds I am screaming in delight.

I have had success finding the Gspot myself too......well a girls gotta entertain herself while her beloved is at work .

So again, a big to Mr GGG for sharing

 

[MR.GGG]

WOHOO is right !!!

This was posted on the erosblog. Wisdom is a wunnerful thang.


My sister and I were discussing the male species when she claimed she’d discovered a universal truth: Go down on a guy when he least expects it and he’ll worship you for weeks. To test her theory, I ambushed my man with an unsolicited BJ while we were in my entryway after returning from a vacation together. The surprise of it drove him completely crazy. He was a puppy dog for the next month, even after going back to work, which usually makes him cranky. Now I give him an out-of-nowhere hummer every few weeks, and I swear our relationship’s better because of it!” – Sara, 24, social worker


My suggestion is similar. AmBUSH your woman at weird times, unusual locations etc. etc. Drop your fist down the back of her pants or up under her dress, extend one's thumb, insert said thumb and give her a quickie G-GASM when she least expects it. You don't even have to bend her over that much although throwing her over the hood of your car face down is kinda macho/cool in a Neandrathalic way that some chicks dig.Otherwise she can stand and the only give away would be the whites of her eyes showing. If you have her "trained" well she will cum in about 30 seconds and will continue to G-Gasm until YOU decide to stop or the cop car comes into the coffee shop parking lot (don't ask). If she's standing you can hold her up like a lap puppet. If she's over the hood of the car just make sure she doesn't collapse when she tries to walk. She will get all warm and cuddly, want even more sex later when the risk of arrest has (hopefully) diminished or at least been reduced by a strategic withdrawl to the boredom but relative saftey of a proper bedroom.

G-Gasms, especially unexpected ones, may satiate and exhaust but it will be only a very short time later that she will want to show her appreciation in the hopes, no doubt, of getting even more (they become addicts). Let her. Fair's fair.

 

[kaledonia]

sidetracked..

..into delivering happy birthday wishes and forgot to bump this thread back to the front page where it belongs! can it please have a sort of permanent pole (!) position on the front page as a kind of lifetime achievement accolade?

 

[Mr.G]

Ok Girls And Boys

Time for more "fun." This MAY be a little extreme for some of you but I think it is worth the effort and the "research."

Remember that women who are orgasming have a MUCH higher pain threshold than normal mortals, yes? Itz true! What would normally have her reaching for the snubbie in her purse, if she is well into her 10th G-GASM you can pretty much do anything to her and she'll just grit her teeth, suck in some more O2 and ask you to do it again. Incredible creatures!!!

There is a thread started by a kid who will probably never be back here that is IF he ever gets out of ICU. He brought up the ancient art of FIGGING. So I'm gonna hijack the concept and suggest for the HIGHLY ADVENTUROUS (and don't forget she's liable to return the "favor" guys) that we have a wee research project that will, no doubt, take the GSpotting TECHNIQUE to the extremes of physical endurance. I haven't tried this myself so take that into consideration and unless you are in a total B&D-S&M relationship DISCUSS this with HER first or you'll suffer a similar fate as the poor schlep who was rarin to try it on his new G/F and hasn't been seen since.

There are many chemicals in GINGER. On the surface and what gives it its spicy flavor are sulphur molecules. These, like the sulphur in cayenne peppers, bond to the base of your taste budds and although they do NOT produce any temperature change, are interpreted by said taste budds as HOT.

The nerve endings in your EYES, BUTT and VAGINA are even more sensitive to the bonding of these chemicals to your nerves and produce an EXTREME burning sensation. Figging is used in a B&D lifestyle. It has no after effects, does not actually burn but feels like it. In conjunction with an extreme night of G-Spotting this MAY be a catalyst for even more intensity - in fact I can pretty much guarantee that. (horrible what a good imagination can do, huh? and as yet nobody to do more "research" on myself - whaaaaa!)

Buy a "hand" of ginger at your local market. When you get this new sex implement home carefully cut off a "finger". Make sure it has lots of hand attached (so you can have a handle) then whittle the bark-like skin off the end of the finger. You should have a bare section that is fairly skinny and an inch or two long. The nerves being affected are right at the anus NOT farther in so it doesn't have to be long. Wash it and let it sit for a bit. Her juices will "activate" it sufficiently when the time is right. Do NOT get your fingers near your eyes until they have been washed again or you will get to enjoy an eye figging and she will likely decline further "research" when she sees your reaction to it being in your eyes!

After what ever lead up you have prior to a G-Spotting evening (and again I will stress that this should be a mutually agreed upon this deviation) get her to assume the position (recommend face down so her bum is in the air and can be easily accessed for this act of depravity. Initiate the GSpotting and make her nuts. During a short break to let her catch her breath take the "finger" and insert just the tip - enough for her to "grab" it and for it to stay - slowly into her BUM. Use ONE hand. Do NOT get any ginger on one hand and then switch arms and use the ginger hand to G her more. This'd be where the homicide detectives will want to know what exactly you did at this point. Anyway, keep up the GSpotting making sure she is continuing to G-Gasms as normal. The action of the ginger will take several minutes to optimize. During this time she will feel like her bum has been napalmed by the USAF. My guess is in conjunction with the G-Gasms the results will be spectacular.

It takes several minutes for the effects of the ginger to wear off so LONG before you stop giving her GGasms you should remove the finger from her butt and perhaps even have a glass of water and some paper towels to give the skin right at the anus a bit of a wash and dry to soak up and disperse the offending chems.

As long as she is orgasming the added fire in her butt should be a good thang. One side effect of figging is that, probably due to the increased blood flow to the area, she becomes far more sexually aroused than any of the other known "warming" balms sold in sex stores. Keep in mind she will have been G-Gasming for an hour or so already so the effect mentioned may be simply absorbed by her activity level during G-Gasms. Emerging from 30 or more Ggasms and STILL being horny would be a bonus - for some anyway. The others can explain the situation during Last Rights.

It is a bit extreme and should be done with great care not to cross contaminate vagina and bum. It should be done with lots of discussion too but if it's done right I think it could be a fun time for all. Expect she may want to try the prostate massage avec Ginger on you too.

Heaven only knows the evil I have loosed on the world this night!!!

TRY THIS AND REPORT BACK.

Oh and I expect a natural extension of this fun would be a nice spanking thrown in for good measure. I mean, after all ... She may not be able to function for several days but if you're careful and do this right she won't be able to wipe the grin off her face for weeks.

Be careful, use moderation - well at least to start and good luck.

 

[psyche]

Pure fucking evil! I love you Mr. G.......................

I have a piece of ginger in my fridge, and my baby is cumming back tonight...............

 

[Bandit58]

*Removes Master Gil's subscription from this thread*

 

[Gil_T2]

*Removes Master Gil's subscription from this thread*

TO LATE * evil snicker*

 

[articfront2000]

Wife says it too uncomfortable

I have been trying to find this elusive spot on my wife for some time. I have tried to get her to relax either by having a drink, massage, hot bath etc.

Her response is that it makes her feel uncomfortable. Once she gets to this point she simply shuts her body down with her mind.

My experience, I was shown the spot by a girlfriend when i was younger. Boy was that a magical button.

My wife, i waited two years for our first time which was her first. Over the past years her drive or lack of has been a continued issue. I myself am in overdrive.

Any ideas on what i might try to get her past the uncomfortable feeling?

Artic

 

[emptynester]

Her response is that it makes her feel uncomfortable. Once she gets to this point she simply shuts her body down with her mind.
Artic

Unfortunately, that makes it tough to find. She has to be relaxed and excited for that magic spot to be stimulated. My suggestion would be to read the beginning of this thread by Mr. G on the technique for stimulating the GSpot.

Find a time (preferably without the kids being home) when the two of you can spend the evening alone. Not just 30 minutes but plan on at least a couple of hours. Tell her ahead of time that you want to spend a relaxing evening together with her pleasure in mind. That you want her to focus on nothing but relaxing. Play some soft music or whatever the two of you enjoy.

Have her lay on her stomach on the bed. Begin with a slow sensual back rub. Add oil if she likes it. Take your time. Don't rush her at all. Get close to those sensual areas but at first just tease. Brush over them or close to them but keep her guessing. Make her think you are going to touch her there, but don't. If you can tell she is relaxing, I would eventually work into the technique he describes. If she is not able to relax through the massage, I wouldn't try it though. If she relaxs and allows you to use your thumb just continue to gently massage the same spot. While using your thumb on the Gspot, keep rubbing her back or whatever with the other.

At first she won't think it is doing anything and will probably wonder what you are doing. Take my word for it though, an intense feeling of excitement takes over and she won't be doing much thinking at all. It is the most incredible feeling in the world. Again, though, don't rush it. If this is her first time it may take a while for that feeling to take over. It is all about getting her to relax and getting her aroused to the point of letting you try what you will. If she is unable to do that, at this point I would wait and not push it. I think it is better to work up to this rather than spring it on her if she is not ready.

Hope all goes well for you. It has taken me 26 years of marriage to get comfortable with myself and interested in trying new things. I am not sure what flipped the switch for me, but i am thankful it happened. I hate to exercise but have finally found a way to ENJOY burning those calories.

 

[alwaysAmber]

Her response is that it makes her feel uncomfortable. Once she gets to this point she simply shuts her body down with her mind... My wife, i waited two years for our first time which was her first. Over the past years her drive or lack of has been a continued issue. I myself am in overdrive.
Artic

it sounds to me like she (and maybe you guys as a couple) could benefit from some sex therapy. her response could be due to some sexual abuse or trauma she somehow links to sex. it doesn't sound like she's enjoying it and I am not in any way saying that's on you - you said she's shutting down her mind, which in my opinion is one of the more important aspects of a satisfying relationship.

physically you might be doing everything right - emotionally, if she's not in it, the physical stuff isn't going to change. consider it, it might help

 

[adrian_rose]

My first post...hmm..
I have to say THANK YOU to this thread! It worked with me and my gf this morning...She had never came from the use of a hand before...until 9 this am.
She could only handle one G-gas, but I'm eager for our next

cheers!

 

[ddimes123]

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[Don K Dyck]

My first post...hmm..
I have to say THANK YOU to this thread! It worked with me and my gf this morning...She had never came from the use of a hand before...until 9 this am.
She could only handle one G-gas, but I'm eager for our next

cheers!

heheheheh . . . wait until she starts rolling between orgasms . . . one just follows the other like elephants in a walking line . . . over not too long a time she may find that one O is just a warm up and the real pleasure starts after number four or five . . . and goes on to physical exhaustion . . .

Uhm . . . on the proposal of pleasure to the limit . . .

Tried this for a while seeking to discover what was the ultimate limit of female pleasure . . . I think the answer is physical exhaustion, however long it takes.

Alternatively, there can be passing out with pleasure . . . a simple cry followed by a black-out . . . a little disconcerting the first time it happens, but apparently this is not as uncommon as I thought . . .

But remember guys . . . the ladies wil probably outlast you if you are not using Mr G's method . . .

 

[Another Shy One]

Serious post

Do you think that some men's fingers are too short to stimulate the G-spot? My middle finger is 3 inches long...

 

[MR.GGG]

Nope !!

MY thumb is 2 and a half inches long and for everybody I've done this to or rather FOR, it has been perfect.

ALL women are a little different but like the MYTH about having a huge dick (sorry Don) all you need is the right Technique, lots of enthusiasm, a willingness to learn what turns her crank and normal size digits and other relevant appendages and you'll be FINE - and so will she.

As I got older I realized that your dick is there to get YOU off. Sure women love a good fu¢k too but to REALLY get them off a good hard boinking followed by lots of tongue and thumb action is what's going to turn them into puddles of quivering, comPLETELY satiated silly-assed-grinnin SLAVES!!

As per the second theme of this thread (We are ALL different) I know there are some exceptions to that statement but in a general sense I believe it is true for almost ALL of them.

 

[Another Shy One]

Thank you for the reply.

 

[mahytabel]

Having been sick for the last week, i got a chance to lay in bed and read this entire thread........I want to thank everyone for posting all the great info and am glad to see this site has so much open minded exchanges of information and comradery....

I myself, have a small amount of experience with g-spot stimulation, but am hoping to experience more in the future (once I'm involved with someone again)......

I look forward to reading more about this.........

 

[shy slave]

I guess I am a lone voice on this.

I would hate it if he tried this technique on me.

It would be my idea of torture.

Ummm emptynester, I think a woman can fake that whole muscle clenching thing. Considering it can vary in intensity I am sure levels of it can be faked.
I know I have managed it in the past when I just wanted him to cum and be finished.

On the other hand I have never managed to fake an orgasm with anal sex, it either happens or it doesn't.

 

[Andante]

I guess I am a lone voice on this.

I would hate it if he tried this technique on me.

It would be my idea of torture.

Ummm emptynester, I think a woman can fake that whole muscle clenching thing. Considering it can vary in intensity I am sure levels of it can be faked.
I know I have managed it in the past when I just wanted him to cum and be finished.

On the other hand I have never managed to fake an orgasm with anal sex, it either happens or it doesn't.

Wanted who to come, exactly?