Truth or Dare

[The Dipsomaniac]

Truth: worse sex you ever had and why.


my first was my worst... was kinda pissed not really into this girl/woman (she was 30) i was 17... actually felt "pushed" into it... and was sore for days... thought the worst...

but it was just coz i was a newbie at it!!!
Pretty funny to me now... but back then - STRESS!!!

 

[PassionKeeper]

If there were only 2 people left on earth ....and they were a bucktoothed hillbilly, with lice in their hair and a case of crabs.... would you become desperate enough to have sex with them?

 

[SexyAmber]

laugh it up

stop laughing at my expense I felt soooo awful

::stomps her feet::

 

[DARKLY KRY]

Passion...

Let's keep my family out of this. OK?

 

[PassionKeeper]

Re: laugh it up

maybe if you wouldnt have been so greedy and ate all the cherry lifesavers, perhaps he would have been bigger

stop laughing at my expense I felt soooo awful

::stomps her feet::

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: laugh it up

stop laughing at my expense I felt soooo awful

::stomps her feet::

of course you did! DM says with his dry aussie drawl...

oops still *grinning* over that one...

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

If there were only 2 people left on earth ....and they were a bucktoothed hillbilly, with lice in their hair and a case of crabs.... would you become desperate enough to have sex with them?

depends on how much alcohol on the island!!!
oh i've had some heavy nights... who knows what happened...

 

[DARKLY KRY]

DM

There's something crawling in your hair dude!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: DM

There's something crawling in your hair dude!

cmon Amber - out of there now!!! LOL
the people need you!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

hey now i'm REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED!!! 300 posts whooo hooo

 

[DARKLY KRY]

lousey joke..

get it?

 

[DARKLY KRY]

oh yeah.

hey now i'm REALLY REALLY EXPERIENCED!!! 300 posts whooo hooo

I'm hot on your ass....wait..that didn't come out right.

 

[SexyAmber]

Re: Re: DM

cmon Amber - out of there now!!! LOL
the people need you!

*keeps nibbling and peeks out* Oh wrong hair...sorry *blush*

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: lousey joke..

get it?

boom boom...

 

[pulaski]

lamo

OK,I am gonna have to come back and read this post later..too funny.

...to the poor guy with the lifesaver package... feel for ya bud! *hey..somebody that I am bigger than finally!!! WHOO HOO!!*

ok, fer my list of folks to have dinner with...
-sandra bullick (I know its spelled wrong)..she just seems like she would be a hoot!
-the character phoebe from friends (the character not the real person, Im sure she is not so naive herself)
-Franklin D Roosevelt
-Bill Gates (I wonder if he would pick up the tab)
- ummm.... shit, can I only list 5?

Have fun yall!!

 

[SexyAmber]

Re: lamo

WELCOME PULASKI *gives him a welcome party hat and condom*

OK,I am gonna have to come back and read this post later..too funny.

...to the poor guy with the lifesaver package... feel for ya bud! *hey..somebody that I am bigger than finally!!! WHOO HOO!!*

ok, fer my list of folks to have dinner with...
-sandra bullick (I know its spelled wrong)..she just seems like she would be a hoot!
-the character phoebe from friends (the character not the real person, Im sure she is not so naive herself)
-Franklin D Roosevelt
-Bill Gates (I wonder if he would pick up the tab)
- ummm.... shit, can I only list 5?

Have fun yall!!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: oh yeah.

I'm hot on your ass....wait..that didn't come out right.

quicky back ass against the wall! LOL

hang on i hope that came out right!!! LOLOLOL

 

[DARKLY KRY]

Back on task...

Truth..Ever fanatize about incest?
Dare: Guys: ask someone if they would like to join you in a trip to the bathroom. Girls: Ask a freind if you can borrow her mate for a night.

 

[DARKLY KRY]

Re: Re: lamo

WELCOME PULASKI *gives him a welcome party hat and condom*

Which goes on which head again...God I am so forgetful!!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Re: Back on task...

Truth..Ever fanatize about incest?
Dare: Guys: ask someone if they would like to join you in a trip to the bathroom. Girls: Ask a freind if you can borrow her mate for a night.

truth : no

 

[SexyAmber]

Well

Truth: Yes but not real family members more a roleplay of it

 

[DARKLY KRY]

Incest.

NO. Passion just told you what my family was like

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

time for me to hit the sack... nearly 2am here...

cya round all


check you msg's SA

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Back on task...

Truth..Ever fanatize about incest?
Dare: Guys: ask someone if they would like to join you in a trip to the bathroom. Girls: Ask a freind if you can borrow her mate for a night.

TRUTH

Yes, but not with real family members... more make believe characters...

- PBW

 

[Miltone]

Talk about fashionably late!

I'm gonna have to start staying up late or something, otherwise I'm going to miss out on all of this swell fun!

Here's a start:

Favorite Movie: Chocolat
Favorite Song: I've Got You Under My Skin - Sinatra
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite spot to be kissed: lips, neck (tie)
Favorite position for intercourse: any that are face-to-face

I'll have to catch up later!