Truth About Check Backgrounds

[LongDrySpell]

Mine have sunflowers on them.











(OK, I just need a few more posts to hit 500, so I'm just wasting space.)

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like flowers.

 

[tactful]

Country scenes.

 

[blue_pearl_85]

I actually don't know anyone with a Czech background.

Weird. I have most of the rest of Europe covered.

 

[glynndah]

That reminds me. I need to order more checks.

 

[phrodeau]

Not my real name or address.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I don't even have or use checks.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want checks so I can say: The check is in the mail.

Hahahahaahha

 

[glynndah]

I want checks so I can say: The check is in the mail.

Hahahahaahha

Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that one again.

 

[CHNOPS]

Not my real name or address.

That check shows planet Earth. I think that is your real address.

 

[IndieSnob]

One time I got a call from someone telling me that a check was in the mail.

Turns out that they actually meant that they mailed me my Czech bride.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Yeah, like I'm gonna fall for that one again.

I want to find someone to try this with. Maybe the Avon guy at work.

 

[phrodeau]

That check shows planet Earth. I think that is your real address.

What can I say; I felt constrained by the thread title.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I want pink checks.

 

[Squibbs]

Cheques.

 

[Liar]

One time I got a call from someone telling me that a check was in the mail.

Turns out that they actually meant that they mailed me my Czech bride.

How many stamps does it take to mail a medium sized bride? Do they just glue em on or did she arrive boxed? And if so, did you get the collector's edition with the fancy booklet and the bonus dvd?

 

[Liar]

Cheques.

Gesundheit.

 

[CaptainKirk]

I ordered a new box of checks, but they sent me the Rice Chex; I wanted Corn Chex.

Damn them. Don't mess with my morning cereal!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Mine say "VOID".

So funny.

 

[Wings]

One time I got a call from someone telling me that a check was in the mail.

Turns out that they actually meant that they mailed me my Czech bride.

Johnny?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny?

Johnny prefers Romanian

 

[thør]

Mine have sunflowers on them.

Sesame Street characters on mine.

 

[thør]

Johnny prefers Romanian

These ladies will keep your house and whatever clean as a whistle.

 

[JohnnySavage]

These ladies will keep your house and whatever clean as a whistle.

If I wanted that, I could walk around my neighborhood and not have to spend so much time on planes to Eastern Europe.

 

[phrodeau]

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