Trumps pays Melanie to attend

[Beachguy23]

I read that it costs Donny shithead Trump $1 mill every time Melanie attends an event with him. Personally I think she should charge more to be seen with him.

 

[ll74]

Wtf are you talking about?

 

[Pad_Foot]

How much is added to her cost if she has to actually touch him??

 

[Saint_Ann]

I wonder what it would cost to stick a cigar up her cooch? No wait. That was that other guy.

 

[Rickslaw101]

I read that it costs Donny shithead Trump $1 mill every time Melanie attends an event with him. Personally I think she should charge more to be seen with him.

You need to stop reading that nonsense from the Liberal Left. Just sayin'

 

[MajorRewrite]

The conspiracy nuts think it was a Melania body-double at the parade.

One viewer asked on X "Ummm I don’t think that’s really Melania Trump… she seems nice and warm and older and wider… is that a body double?!!"

The real Melania was in Paris with her boyfriend?

 

[Chernosoth]

How much does OP charge to verify that with a link?

 

[wouldloveto]

You need to stop reading that nonsense from the Liberal Left. Just sayin'

As opposed to the constant lies from the fat fucking fascist felon? It seems pretty apparent Melania can’t stand that smelly piece of shit. The guy cheated on all his wives pays. Prostitutes has been convicted of sexual abuse brags about sexual assault is probably a pedophile. Is that the guy you like?

 

[Rickslaw101]

As opposed to the constant lies from the fat fucking fascist felon? It seems pretty apparent Melania can’t stand that smelly piece of shit. The guy cheated on all his wives pays. Prostitutes has been convicted of sexual abuse brags about sexual assault is probably a pedophile. Is that the guy you like?

Actually, the guy I like is the one who is lowering inflation, deporting all the illegal aliens, rebalancing the world trade situation, making the economy great again, and standing up to foreign bad actors and creating peace through strength. The fact that you have to rely on exaggerated, unfounded, and irrelevant ad hominem attacks instead of talking about genuine matters of public policy is a measure of the weakness of your position. "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid." Good luck, fella.

 

[RobDownSouth]

How much is added to her cost if she has to actually touch him??

I like how the British press employs two lip readers to capture every sentence between those two. The inauguration dance resembled a WWE match when an exuberant Trump tried to "dip" his wife on the dance floor to break up the monotony of their soulless shuffle in place. She yipped because the weight of his gut forcing her to bend unnaturally at the waist nearly broke her spine.

Small wonder she insists on payment in advance to be seen with him. Hazardous duty pay.

 

[HisArpy]

How much does OP charge to verify that with a link?

Less than any of us can afford to pay - because blind linkys to places you really don't wanna go.

 

[Bray123]

The only reason that the First Pole Dancer renegotiated her pre-nup when he became president was that her rates had increased.

I never heard of anyone renegotiating their pre-nup, post nup. Unless there was no actual nup of course. Is he still waiting for her to nup him?

 

[Beachguy23]

You need to stop reading that nonsense from the Liberal Left. Just sayin'

So I should just believe the nonsense coming from the maga right…..

 

[Rightguide]

I read that it costs Donny shithead Trump $1 mill every time Melanie attends an event with him. Personally I think she should charge more to be seen with him.

You have to stop reading Politruk.

 

[Beachguy23]

You have to stop reading Politruk.

Maybe it was the same place that said Trumps birthday parade had huge crowds

 

[Politruk]

You need to stop reading that nonsense from the Liberal Left. Just sayin'

There is no liberal left. Liberals and leftists are two very different things.

 

[Politruk]

Actually, the guy I like is the one who is lowering inflation, deporting all the illegal aliens, rebalancing the world trade situation, making the economy great again, and standing up to foreign bad actors and creating peace through strength.

That guy does not exist.

 

[Rockymtnman]

Actually, the guy I like is the one who is lowering inflation, deporting all the illegal aliens, rebalancing the world trade situation, making the economy great again, and standing up to foreign bad actors and creating peace through strength. The fact that you have to rely on exaggerated, unfounded, and irrelevant ad hominem attacks instead of talking about genuine matters of public policy is a measure of the weakness of your position. "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid." Good luck, fella.

Um. GDP down in Q1 and inflation still up over last year and a slight uptick in may. The great orange blob is Putins butt buddy, he adds tariffs then gets antsy because his rich owners say don’t and he caves. And a new war in the Middle East just started. Sooooo.

 

[Rotadom]

I read that it costs Donny shithead Trump $1 mill every time Melanie attends an event with him. Personally I think she should charge more to be seen with him.

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