RobDownSouth
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The Wall Street Journal has a "scoop" this morning: Orange Julius Caesar has decided to split Veterans Day into two separate holidays and rename each of them.
By imperial decree of Cadet Bonespurs™ ,
Military forces who served during Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Iraq and Afghanistan don't get a "memorial day" because they all failed to win their respective "wars". Also, recognizing any of those conflicts would run counter to current anti-DEI initiatives and also would be harmful to former Fox News weekend anchor and current Secretary of Defense Pickled Pete Hegseth's directive to "re-segregate" the American military forces.
https://i.imgur.com/G4B5z83.png
By imperial decree of Cadet Bonespurs™ ,
- November 11th will now be called Victory Day for World War 1
- May 8th will now be called Victory Day for World War 2
Military forces who served during Korea, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Iraq and Afghanistan don't get a "memorial day" because they all failed to win their respective "wars". Also, recognizing any of those conflicts would run counter to current anti-DEI initiatives and also would be harmful to former Fox News weekend anchor and current Secretary of Defense Pickled Pete Hegseth's directive to "re-segregate" the American military forces.
https://i.imgur.com/G4B5z83.png