Trump will be dead soon

Donald Trump dies while travelling through Israel. The undertaker offers to either bury him there or to transfer him to the USA for fifty thousand dollars and bury him there. After a very brief consultation, the diplomats decide in favour of repatriation.
The undertaker is confused and asks why they want to take him to the USA when the other burial is much cheaper.
The diplomats reply that another man was buried here a long time ago and was resurrected three days later. They couldn't take the risk.
 
It will be a lot like a story from those EC horror comics of the 1950s.
It sometimes happens in those stories that a dead person rises from the grave to seek vengeance, and that just happens -- there is no Voodoo priest in the story, no mad scientist, nothing that at least in a fantasy setting would make sense of a resurrection.
 
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