Trump will be dead soon
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Meekly_Anna
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Donald Trump dies while travelling through Israel. The undertaker offers to either bury him there or to transfer him to the USA for fifty thousand dollars and bury him there. After a very brief consultation, the diplomats decide in favour of repatriation.
The undertaker is confused and asks why they want to take him to the USA when the other burial is much cheaper.
The diplomats reply that another man was buried here a long time ago and was resurrected three days later. They couldn't take the risk.
The undertaker is confused and asks why they want to take him to the USA when the other burial is much cheaper.
The diplomats reply that another man was buried here a long time ago and was resurrected three days later. They couldn't take the risk.
It sometimes happens in those stories that a dead person rises from the grave to seek vengeance, and that just happens -- there is no Voodoo priest in the story, no mad scientist, nothing that at least in a fantasy setting would make sense of a resurrection.
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Philthy_Phil
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Let's hope OP dies soon too.
Typo Fu Master
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Not gonna lie, I don't usually agree with him. But we're all here for the drama. Admit it.
Who is that?
DanOkeffie
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You are one sick and demented piece of fucking shit. And you wonder why you are so poor. How does it feel knowing that you always live when mommy and daddy and that you'll never be able to afford your own home, that really must suck and piss you off
AnomalyLady
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Poli was banned. Please let him leave in peace.
AnomalyLady
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Oh no. I’m called a clown. What will I do?
A clown giving advice to a bigger clown…
subdudeme13
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If there is justice in this world it would have happened a long time ago. On the other hand, if Democracy in the US survives we will have learned a great lesson.
DanOkeffie
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You are a deranged putz. In another one of the carpetbaggers that will never be able to afford a house.
A clown giving advice to a bigger clown…
AnomalyLady
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Hi. Im AnomalyLady, and I’m a sexyyy clown on Lit.
Own it???
Fucking clown.
You heard that?
Sexy. Clown.
DanOkeffie
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That guy is a deranged rabid animal. Due to his low quality of life hes very angry. He's furious because he knows that I am ten times a better man than he is.
I think he's a little pissed off too. Because I keep reminding him that he's in the bottom 10%
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Don’t panic! Just make sure your shoes are extra big, your nose extra red, and your life decisions slightly questionable, and you'll be living the dream... but then you'd be like Lazaran.
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Reichy will tell you what to do.Don’t panic! Just make sure your shoes are extra big, your nose extra red, and your life decisions slightly questionable, and you'll be living the dream... but then you'd be like Lazaran.
It's fine.
AnomalyLady
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I don’t really have hate for Laz. I think the dude is a goof generally but he just gets annoying sometimes.
AnomalyLady
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You weren’t offering to give me your large shoes, were ya?Reichy will tell you what to do.
It's fine.
DanOkeffie
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Yeah right retardMAGAts are incapable of learning, so…
