Trump want to halve military spending

[MajorRewrite]

Say, whatever happened to this? Has the defense budget been cut by 50%?

Trump: “Trump want to halve defense budget! Trump want double defense budget.”

Reporters: “Which is it, halve or double?”

Trump: “You ask dumb questions. You dummy.”

 

[dmallord]

It would be great if military spending was halved, but Trump promised the MAGAs he’d increase it.

Don't forget about the egg promise.

Are Haitians still eating people's pets? Haven't heard about them for a while or where they slipped out of the country by night on an expensive military jet?

 

[calmlikeabomb]

That's actually quite impressive. I don't think even a manchurian candidate would have been that effective.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Trump not want halve military spending. Trump want more! Trump want trillion!

House Republicans have released legislation that would increase Pentagon spending by $150 billion, pushing the total defense budget in FY-25 to more than $1 trillion if passed.

Trump also want grift. Trump EO dump Pentagon procurement regs to make more waste and fraud! Trump want corruption.

 

[Politruk]

So, when is he going to slash military spending?