Trump issue Executive Order rebranding "Secretary of Defense" to "Secretary of War"

Hoping to distract from China's very successful military parade last week (featuring guest stars Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un), President Trump has issued yet another of his royal decrees (aka "executive orders") rebranding the Secretary of Defense to Secretary of War.

Warlord Pete Kegsbreath unavailable for comment.

Fascism, it's not just for Nazi Germany and present day Israel anymore!
If you're busy debilitating your country's military capability (as Orange Julius Caesar is doing), claiming you're hankering for "WAR" isn't such a good idea!
 
If you're busy debilitating your country's military capability (as Orange Julius Caesar is doing), claiming you're hankering for "WAR" isn't such a good idea!
but...but...his adoring MAGA fans love it when he postures like this.

It's moar important to "look tough" than to "be tough".
 
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