If you're busy debilitating your country's military capability (as Orange Julius Caesar is doing), claiming you're hankering for "WAR" isn't such a good idea!Hoping to distract from China's very successful military parade last week (featuring guest stars Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un), President Trump has issued yet another of his royal decrees (aka "executive orders") rebranding the Secretary of Defense to Secretary of War.
Warlord Pete Kegsbreath unavailable for comment.
Fascism, it's not just for Nazi Germany and present day Israel anymore!