True story

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

Well then, why don't you?

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

The filing date has come and gone. It is a special election to fill the seat of Tim Scott who Gov. Haley appointed to the Senate when Jim Demint quit the Senate to run a conservative think tank.

I believe you could suck political cock better than either of those two.

for Congress!

 

[Tryharder62]

Start now and have your people write in your name. It could make history.

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

I held many seats.

There's no shame in that.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

JoJo finally got tired of politics and took a cush lobbying job...



So we actually have a special election with some decent candidates in addition to a Democrat wacko and the Republican tool who will win.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Teddy's dad could probably buy the seat for him. He's one shrewd motherfucker.

 

[kbate]

Turner, Frankin, Judd. . . Why not just give control of the government to Hollywood and turn congress into a reality show?

 

[Adre]

Say the word and I'll write you in. Do you spell out your middle name, or just A?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

If this was a true story, does that mean all your other stories are false?

 

[WeedSmoke420]

thanks for sharing

 

[Tryharder62]

Possible Slogan's
JackAss for Congress

 

[bronzeage]

Teddy Turner is running for Congress in the district I live.

And, he's a goober.

But, Mark Sanford is also running for the same seat.

He fucks South American women.

I'm serious. I should have run for Congress in this district.

Teddy fucking Turner.

Ted Turner in Congress? That is so cool. You could have your own personal Ron Paul, without the Gold Standard nonsense.