True Story!

[robsteffi]

so i took a laxative last night because my boyfriend likes to have surprise anal in the middle of the night and i could see the twinkle in his eye before we went to bed...lol...well..anayway...this is sooo funny...i woke up in a pool of stinky brown liquid and on our new sheets to boot!...well he was a little pissed and i dont blame him..i jumped up and tried to run into the bathroom before he woke up but that didnt work and he socked me one good...lol...my lip is still a little fat....i know i know...i deserved it...anyway...i showered up and cleaned the bed and we ended up making sweet love...hes a romantic at heartbut my bottom still hurts a little)...hehehe

 

[scheherazade_79]

Advice - why not take a few more and shit yourself to death next time?

 

[Guest]

Do you need me?

 

[TxRad]

Do you need me?

Cute little pussy there CV....

 

[gauchecritic]

I'd just like to ask from those who know: Did women's sufferage have a list of those that really shouldn't be allowed to vote?

 

[SummerMorning]

Ignore lists are nice, huh?

 

[TxRad]

Ignore lists are nice, huh?

Yes they are but they take the fun out of total stupidity and asinine behavior.....