True or False

[SuperSissy]

True (in a sense...it’s not a compulsion but my hand is often there)

TNP likes to touch there SO before they wake up..

False

TNP has received oral on their front porch (or equivalent landing, etc.)

 

[HornyHal]

False

TNP has received oral on their front porch (or equivalent landing, etc.)

False, but I’m not opposed to it. What would the neighbors say.

TNP woke up horny AS FUCK!! but couldn’t do anything about it.

 

[kurrginatorX]

False, but I’m not opposed to it. What would the neighbors say.

TNP woke up horny AS FUCK!! but couldn’t do anything about it.

False

TNP prefers slick over wrinkly (yes, bootyholes).

 

[SuperSissy]

False

TNP prefers slick over wrinkly (yes, bootyholes).

True

TNP prefers shaved genitails.

 

[onedaystand]

true

TNP likes to shave their significant others naughty bits

 

[Breedme1114]

False
Tnp like to wear cum

 

[SuperSissy]

False
Tnp like to wear cum

True

TNP likes the taste of cum lingering in their mouth as they fall asleep.

 

[kurrginatorX]

True

TNP likes the taste of cum lingering in their mouth as they fall asleep.

True

TNP masturbates on a daily basis.

 

[SuperSissy]

True

TNP masturbates on a daily basis.

True. Sometimes hourly. But I just edge when I do that.

TNP has had more then 5 orgasms in one day

 

[kurrginatorX]

True. Sometimes hourly. But I just edge when I do that.

TNP has had more then 5 orgasms in one day

True. My record is 13.

TNP has eaten sushi off a naked person before

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

True. My record is 13.

TNP has eaten sushi off a naked person before

False...never sushi

TNP has used a life coach at least once

 

[kurrginatorX]

False...never sushi

TNP has used a life coach at least once

HA!!!False.

TNP has depreciated nontaxable items purchased during the previous tax year.

 

[bobb_sledd]

HA!!!False.

TNP has depreciated nontaxable items purchased during the previous tax year.

False

The next poster has cheated on their taxes at least once.

 

[Jada59]

False

The next poster has cheated on their taxes at least once.

False.

TNP likes fruity drinks.

 

[bobb_sledd]

False.

TNP likes fruity drinks.

Not particularly.

The next poster has been having trouble sleeping.

 

[DannyB8015]

Not particularly.

The next poster has been having trouble sleeping.

True

TNP is bicurious

 

[kurrginatorX]

True

TNP is bicurious

How about Bi-swallowed that curiosity many, many years ago, so false. Now just bi.

TNP wishes for a world where all were bi racial and bi sexual.

 

[SuperSissy]

How about Bi-swallowed that curiosity many, many years ago, so false. Now just bi.

TNP wishes for a world where all were bi racial and bi sexual.

False. It would be enough if all people didn't care

TNP is waiting for breakfast

 

[kurrginatorX]

False. It would be enough if all people didn't care

TNP is waiting for breakfast

False. Already had it. Chorizo and eggs. Mmmmmmmmm.

TNP has taken a dump that was so massive that s/he cried out like a frightened child in the night, spewing obscenities and cursing all the known gods for reigning down such abominable pain and torture.

 

[SuperSissy]

False. Already had it. Chorizo and eggs. Mmmmmmmmm.

TNP has taken a dump that was so massive that s/he cried out like a frightened child in the night, spewing obscenities and cursing all the known gods for reigning down such abominable pain and torture.

False

TNP is wearing a butt plug

 

[Twistedkink]

True! TNP has a kink that they have not confessed to their partner.

 

[SuperSissy]

True! TNP has a kink that they have not confessed to their partner.

True!

TNP has a secret lover

 

[kurrginatorX]

True!

TNP has a secret lover

False

TNP would have a hard time choosing between sucking the most beautiful cock in the world and eating the most beautiful pussy in the world.

 

[Twistedkink]

False,

While I do suck cock, pussy always wins if I have a voice.

TNP likes being on their knees.

 

[SuperSissy]

False,

While I do suck cock, pussy always wins if I have a voice.

TNP likes being on their knees.

True

TNP is naked right now