mynameisben
Half man, half-wit
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2003
- Posts
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Very true
TNP loves private jokes.
Not quite as much as I love lance corporal jokes.
TNP loves to tell dirty jokes to the opposite sex.
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Very true
TNP loves private jokes.
Not quite as much as I love lance corporal jokes.
TNP loves to tell dirty jokes to the opposite sex.
Loved those guys!!True. To anybody
TNP thinks George Carlin and Richard Pryor were the funniest standups of all time.
False, ain't nobody want to see that.
TNP likes strippers
Who doesn't like strippers?
TNP loves to go on long road trips.
True!
TNP has a vacation booked
I have a hotel booked for a vacation that I will likely have to cancel due to COVID.
TNP had a date cancel on them recently?
Not really
TNP gets bored easily.
No,like to keep busy.True. Unfortunately unless I'm focused and in to what I'm doing.
TNP likes a lazy weekend after a busy week.
NoNo,like to keep busy.
TNP likes to drive while topless
No
TNP pees in shower
(I like to drive with the car topless)
True
TNP still reads print magazines
On occasion.
TNP prefers digital books.
False I like the printed ones
TNP has the day off tomorrow
True
TNP is expecting large amounts of snow.
True
TNP has made snow angels
True
TNP is warm and toasty in bed
False. Sitting on the couch in my nightie. Haven’t made it to bed yet.
TNP is ready for bed.
No I like quiet.False, I'm in it but my minds not ready.
TNP needs noise to fall asleep
True
TNP likes to sleep in
True.
TNP enjoys pancakes for breakfast
Yes with bacon!
TNP enjoys sex before
DAMN twice in a row -- usually dont read before bed unless these post count
Before breakfast? I enjoy evening sex more.
TNP does something to relax before bedtime.
Hmmmm something?
TNP sleeps nude