True Lies

[AceDesSpades]

There is the lie.
There is the lie of omission (partial truth).
There is the truth told so outrageously that it rings false…

I think Trump is #3 on the list.
Harris employed #2.
I am #1.

 

[AceDesSpades]

For many people, the view of the candidate is how they see themselves.
not as a reflection on who they are/project.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Gospel goddamned truth:


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b1/59/e3/b159e3b2b632016153a3790cb35ccde9.jpg

 

[AceDesSpades]

He and he and he say HE (me) is a great liar and he will fight you (me) because you are a liar!

 

[AceDesSpades]

Good meme...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It is the Way, the Truth, and the Light. He who believes it will never have to deal with Cranky Early-Morning Wat.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I thought that you weren't supposed to head into the light...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, that's so we can have to sun at our backs.


Now . . . spit . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Head away from the light and into danger.

It's a wonder we survived to build pyramids...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Don't be foolish. That was Ancient Aliens.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I believe.
A True Believer.

I want them to take me to a leader.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It would be nice to have a leader to be taken to.


Tooken, even . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Just to shake hands...

... look 'em in the eye.

Size them up: right- or left-handed?

(The first move depends on their stance.)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat has been known to crunch a hand during "handshaking."


It changes the look in their eyes . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Indeed

A firm measure.

Unless it's an iron worker...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Some trades are harder shakers than others.


All can crush the pasty soft bones of a Lit libturd.

 

[AceDesSpades]

pencil-necked geeks

I know the type. I kind of grew up a bookworm myself...,

Wresting changed that. Combat arts are very good for developing young men.

BRING BACK THE DRAFT!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Combat arts and some physical labor(u)r.


Sunshine and sunflowers for those sons-a-bitches . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Young people do not work for shit. Boot camp. No college.

Let everyone have skin in the game as CITIZENS.

No boot, no vote. Heinlein was smart...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Rule #1: no phones!!!


Rule #2: NO FUCKING PHONES!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Young people do not work for shit. Boot camp. No college.

Let everyone have skin in the game as CITIZENS.

No boot, no vote. Heinlein was smart...

And mandatory firearms ownership.

 

[AceDesSpades]

They/We should have held firm at slide rules...

 

[Rebel5soul]

Young people do not work for shit. Boot camp. No college.

Let everyone have skin in the game as CITIZENS.

No boot, no vote. Heinlein was smart...

Ole Lazarus.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Should be in a notebook.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Log tables???


Perish the thought with an ice pick through its ear.