TRUE LIES.....Don't you just love them

[GuyJD]

I NEED YOUR HELP, LADIES WITH THIS TRUE LIE...

Here's an interesting matter for you all to analyze. Ladies, maybe you all could help me figure this one out because this is the second female friend of mine that decided something like this.
I have a friend back home in New Orleans whom I still keep in touch with. Employment wasn't going well for her so I suggested to move her here in California with me. She liked the idea. I consider her a very good friend because she is inspirational. She is a Christian turned Mormom and told me that she achieved 4 goals that she will help me accomplish:
1) Quit smoking (I haven't touched a cigar since leaving N.O. in June, 98')
2) Quit drinking (I haven't quit but I don't drink often)
3) Quit cursing (I slimmed down a hell of a fucking lot lately...LOL)
4) Began going to church again (I started almost a year ago)
In addition to her Christianity, she told me that she was celibate. I told her that I respect and accepted that. Months had gone by and we continued to talk about her situation and her influence to move here.
A couple of weeks ago however, I tried calling my friend at her parents home and she was never there. Her parents never told me whether or not she still lived there. So I took a shot in the dark and called her cell phone that I thought she had disconnected. She answered and told me that she was with her brother and that he was driving her to where she had moved to. She further explained to me that she was living with a guy whom she was dating. I extended to her my best wishes but in the back of my mind I thought, "Aw well, I guess celibacy is out the window now." I was tempted to ask about her Christanity or Mormomship because I thought that such acts were taboo.
I have noticed that when some women are without a relationship for a short period of time, they chose to "practice" celibacy. It appears to be like some sexual tension. Then the minute a man draws his attention to her, BANG....no more celibacy. Like I said, ladies, this is the 2nd female friend of mine that had come to such decision but ignored it when she met a new guy. Is this a psycological issue with women?

 

[RisiaSkye]

I don't think it's fair to extend the case of two people to a systemic "all women" kind of thing. Probably they just didn't understand that there is a difference between being temporarily without a partner and choosing to be celibate as a life-choice. I don't think that many women do this...at least, I haven't heard this one before.

Technically, however, they WERE celibate. Just not for long.

 

[GuyJD]

YOU'RE RIGHT, RISIA

It seems to me that some women, not all, become celibate as a convience. Which isn't a bad idea. I, myself, is celibate until my next "lay".

 

[Todd]

Well GuyJD this is a stab in the dark but when I was a mormon we were told that all though plural marriages were no longer acceptable plural partners were. and the women are incouraged to join in as a plural partner.

The reasoning for this is if a Mormon man is good enough he gets his own planet with all his partners to pooopulate, so the more partners you can get the better off you are fro creating your spirit babies to popualte a planet in the spiirit world.

She may have boughten into this deception.

 

[GuyJD]

THANKS TODD

Well GuyJD this is a stab in the dark but when I was a mormon we were told that all though plural marriages were no longer acceptable plural partners were. and the women are incouraged to join in as a plural partner.

The reasoning for this is if a Mormon man is good enough he gets his own planet with all his partners to pooopulate, so the more partners you can get the better off you are fro creating your spirit babies to popualte a planet in the spiirit world.

She may have boughten into this deception.

Plural partners, huh? I'm beginning to feel a little Mormonic now.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Okay...but...

If she was such a good friend, wouldn't she know that you stopped smoking and started going to church?

In my experience, any person - man or woman - who says "I am a Christian, so I will move in and change your life" isn't going to be the best roommate choice in the world. She seems a little flighty to me. Says she'd like to move in with you, then doesn't call until YOU track her down to let you know she's changed her mind. Then goes from celebate to moving in with a boyfriend - not that they're going to sleep together, but...well, it's hard not to make that assumption, eh?

If a person is constant in the rest of their life, they are constant in their sex life also. Though, sometimes needs change. At certain times, I have known people who chose to refrain from sex for individual reasons. ALL have since gone back to monogamous relationships. Three were women and two were men.

Is this an issue with all women? No. Flighty women? Yep, yeppers, absolutely. And it's an issue with flighty men as well.

MP

 

[Todd]

Your welcome, you must remember though if you wanna be a true mormon, you must agree that there are men on the moon all about 6 foot tall and look like you and me. You can not drink any hot drinks or soups. have to but your moron underwear so you do not get burned by the sun. But If you are good enough you get to become God and with your plural partners you get a whole planet to yourselfs to populate.

 

[GuyJD]

OH DAMN

Your welcome, you must remember though if you wanna be a true mormon, you must agree that there are men on the moon all about 6 foot tall and look like you and me. You can not drink any hot drinks or soups. have to but your moron underwear so you do not get burned by the sun. But If you are good enough you get to become God and with your plural partners you get a whole planet to yourselfs to populate.

Hell, that disqualifies me. I'm addicted to caffeine and have to have my 24 oz. morning coffee.