*True Confessions*

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Wintermute said:
Climb aboard. Of course, if you don't follow the captain's orders, you'll get your keel hauled. ;)

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds kinky.

I'm in. :D
 
TRUE CONFESSIONS

Hi all,

Not posted on this thread before so i thought i'd answer the original reason it was here.

*Had sex with identical twins, at the same time. It was my g/f suggestion but she dumped me a week later from jealousy evn though she'd suggested it and her sister didn't fancy me*

*Lost my virginity at 13 but can hardly remember it, yet didn't get my first blowjob till 15 and I remember it as if it were yesterday*

*Been with a prostitute*

*Made a girl cum over the phone, but had to fake mine*

*fantasise about having my balls spanked but shy away in real life*

*Seen the horror of war first hand but also the joy when peace finally came*

*Been caught having sex by a whole pleasure cruiser full of people. got a great cheer though*

*Shared in the birth of my children and never been happier*

*I've seen the sun rise in the Arctic, over the mountains, in the desert and at sea. Always alone, but always wishing i was with the love of my life*

Lots more to tell, but that is for later.
 
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lovetolove said:
Hi all,

Not posted on this thread before so i thought i'd answer the original reason it was here.

~snip~

Welcome to TC! Share as much as you want and as often as you like, we won't mind. ;)
 
CONFESSION

I wonder

* How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

* How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

* How do you get off a non-stop flight?

* How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

* How do you throw away a garbage can?

* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

* How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

* If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

* If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a hamhock?

* If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless, naked, or both?
 
Wintermute - Congratulations!

Fem - Where you been hiding, love? :rose:

Liza - I am hoping you are going to share some True Confessions from your weekend in Charlotte! ;)
 
Hi TCers :)
Good news - I have a job at last :eek: :D
I'm now a receptionist in a massage parlour - LOL wait till I tell my friends back in NZ!

I'm going to tell my family that I'm a receptionist, just not the nature of the business ;) I start Friday evening at 6pm, $10 an hour cash which is what I was earning as a teacher aide but paying tax on top.

The job is only about 10 mins drive away too which is great. I wanted something close by because of Gil's health problems. The place is open 24/7 so I may have to do different shifts but it's not really a problem, and if Gil needs the car I can get a taxi.

Now I have to go shopping for a couple of black skirts and white shirts :D
 
Bandit58 said:
Hi TCers :)
Good news - I have a job at last :eek: :D
I'm now a receptionist in a massage parlour - LOL wait till I tell my friends back in NZ!

I'm going to tell my family that I'm a receptionist, just not the nature of the business ;) I start Friday evening at 6pm, $10 an hour cash which is what I was earning as a teacher aide but paying tax on top.

The job is only about 10 mins drive away too which is great. I wanted something close by because of Gil's health problems. The place is open 24/7 so I may have to do different shifts but it's not really a problem, and if Gil needs the car I can get a taxi.

Now I have to go shopping for a couple of black skirts and white shirts :D

http://www.fabricdragon.com/Stamps/words/so125e-yippee.gif
 
DreamOfSun said:
Wintermute - Congratulations!

Fem - Where you been hiding, love? :rose:

Liza - I am hoping you are going to share some True Confessions from your weekend in Charlotte! ;)

Dreamy :kiss: I've been around, I'm never too far away. If anyone needs or wants me, all they have to do is reach out. ;)

Congrats on the job bandit! Hmmm....massage parlor....sounds interesting. ;)

And I definitely agree with Dreamy, Liza needs to give us some true confessions about the get-together! :D
 
Curious_Fem said:
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And I definitely agree with Dreamy, Liza needs to give us some true confessions about the get-together! :D


Some true confessions?? we want it ALL :p

:)
 
Confession

Just finished an amazing conversation with an incredible friend and now I'm all warm and fuzzy.

Yes, I am also a sap.
 
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nrcma98 said:
And there you go.....Perverting what I said.





That is why you are to be admired :p

I'm just in one of those moods today. I can read the most innocent comment and my mind flips it and makes it perverted.

Boy I love days like this!!! :D
 
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Curious_Fem said:
I'm just in one of those moods today. I can read the most innocent comment and my mind flips it and makes it perverted.

Boy I love days like this!!! :D

Whatever would have gotten you into this kind of a mood and how can I make it happen more often? :D :devil:
 
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Wintermute said:
Whatever would have gotten you into this kind of a mood and how can I make it happen more often? :D :devil:

I never knew someone with such an innocent face would have such a wicked mind. :devil:

Gotta run, talk at ya later. :kiss:
 
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Curious_Fem said:
I never knew someone with such an innocent face would have such a wicked mind. :devil:

Gotta run, talk at ya later. :kiss:

Hun, it's the nice, innocent ones you have to look out for. ;) :kiss:
 
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nrcma98 said:
Just finished an amazing conversation with an incredible friend and now I'm all warm and fuzzy.

Yes, I am also a sap.

:rose: Good for you!
 
DreamOfSun said:
Confession: I recently had a conversation with someone who touched on a side of me that I have never really explored. Submitting to the instructions given to me was a very erotic experience, and made me feel very sexy. I get excited just thinking about it...
It just dawned on me that we haven't heard any more about your awakening in all of the other things going on.

Any more to the story?
 
CF and Whspr...

Sorry about disappearing earlier....we had some good storms here and I had to shut down. Looking back though, I wouldn't have had a chance.
 
A teaser for Dreamy and CF....

DreamOfSun said:
Wintermute - Congratulations!

Fem - Where you been hiding, love? :rose:

Liza - I am hoping you are going to share some True Confessions from your weekend in Charlotte! ;)


Hmmmm.... seems I found out the hard way that plastic clothes pins don't always hold up under certain circumstances... they can inflict "painful" and "piercing" feelings on unsuspecting nipples!! :D :devil:

Also.... I found that I have a curiosity about Japanese rope binding.... it was quite fun!! :eek: ;)


More laters.... :kiss:
 
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