*True Confessions*

[Batch]

Well I definitely enjoy it.

Hi there Batch.

Morning... got a slow connection going on here and it is taking forever to reply to people...

 

[nrcma98]

Just breezing through here...

you are sounding mighty.....


cute this morning.

Thank you for noticing....Yep, I'm in a frisky, fiesty, smart-assy mood.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Thank you for noticing....Yep, I'm in a frisky, fiesty, smart-assy mood.

And I can't get to Yahoo.........damn it all.

 

[Batch]

Thank you for noticing....Yep, I'm in a frisky, fiesty, smart-assy mood.

Well it suits you!

Nice to see you being frisky out in public...

 

[nrcma98]

Well I definitely enjoy it.

Hi there Batch.

Gosh I hope you mean giving.

 

[DreamOfSun]

Thank you for noticing....Yep, I'm in a frisky, fiesty, smart-assy mood.

From what I can tell, that is pretty much the norm for you!

Hi Batch!

Fem - Doing great, thanks for asking.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Gosh I hope you mean giving.

But of course. These lips were made for.........

Oops, never mind.

 

[Curious_Fem]

From what I can tell, that is pretty much the norm for you!

Hi Batch!

Fem - Doing great, thanks for asking.

 

[nrcma98]

From what I can tell, that is pretty much the norm for you!

Hi Batch!

Fem - Doing great, thanks for asking.

I resemble that remark.


Batch- Frisky in public can be fun


CF- I can....<sinister laugh>

 

[nrcma98]

But of course. These lips were made for.........

Oops, never mind.

That explains the foot in the mouth.

 

[Curious_Fem]

That explains the foot in the mouth.

Not yet today, that was last night.

And in regards to Yahoo....once again, you suck.

 

[nrcma98]

Not yet today, that was last night.

And in regards to Yahoo....once again, you suck.

I thought that was your job....errr...preference...err...

 

[Batch]

From what I can tell, that is pretty much the norm for you!

Hi Batch!

Fem - Doing great, thanks for asking.

Dream

Fem

Mr J...

 

[Curious_Fem]

I thought that was your job....errr...preference...err...

I bet you wouldn't complain.

Batch -

 

[nrcma98]

I bet you wouldn't complain.

Batch -

You never know.....I'm quite the whiner....LMAO

 

[Curious_Fem]

You never know.....I'm quite the whiner....LMAO

Hah! I bet even a whiner like you wouldn't complain in that situation.

 

[nrcma98]

Hah! I bet even a whiner like you wouldn't complain in that situation.

I don't know....I'm awfully picky.

LOL

 

[Curious_Fem]

I don't know....I'm awfully picky.

LOL

snort

Oh thank God I swallowed before I read this.

Water, Jeff, water.

 

[nrcma98]

snort

Oh thank God I swallowed before I read this.

Water, Jeff, water.

suuuuuuuuuure, CF

 

[DreamOfSun]

snort

LOL... You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[Curious_Fem]

suuuuuuuuuure, CF

Would I lie to you?

Oh, I snagged something out of your sigline to use somewhere else. Hope you don't mind.

 

[Curious_Fem]

LOL... You took the words right out of my mouth!

Heh. I thought of you when I typed it.

 

[nrcma98]

Would I lie to you?

Oh, I snagged something out of your sigline to use somewhere else. Hope you don't mind.

What did you borrow?

I want credit

 

[Curious_Fem]

What did you borrow?

I want credit

"It is far better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and erase all doubt."

Nope.

 

[nrcma98]

The Confession

The Confession


An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
"I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren," the old man began. "Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
"Are you sorry for your sins?" the Priest asks.
"What sins?" asked the old man.
"What kind of a Catholic are you?" demands the Priest.
"I'm Jewish," said the old man.
"Then why are you telling me all this?" asks the Priest.
"I'm telling everybody," replied the old man.