*True Confessions*

[goat78]

Well here it goes:

* I haven't had sex in over three years and even though i'm only 30 I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get to again
* I'm tall and average size down there and worry it makes me look small
* I've wondered what it would be like to sit in a room watching people have sex

 

[Guest]

After I found out my ex cheated on me I slept with her best friend.....and 2 co workers....and an old friend from HighSchool...uhhhh and our neighbour

And yes, revenge is sweet.

 

[Mr_Frobenius]

After I found out my ex cheated on me I slept with her best friend.....and 2 co workers....and an old friend from HighSchool...uhhhh and our neighbour

And yes, revenge is sweet.

And apparently very busy.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

My end of summer confession:


Every time I think I'm ready to focus on my personal life and start communicating on those dating sites, I find some excuse not to pursue an actual date.
Fear of rejection? Ghosts of past relationships? Probably...but a girl has needs...
Can't I just wish the perfect guy into my bed?

 

[YourDreamGirl]

I've dated someone 30 years my senior and I still base most of my relationships off his example

 

[DaemonOfSin]

I've never orgasmed with a man in the room.

I let my dog sleep in my bed. (currently curled up to my leg)

Usually the men I like are players.

I hate cheaters.

 

[DreamOfSun]

*bumpity-bump*

Where is everyone hiding?

 

[nrcma98]

With a nose in a textbook.

*bumpity-bump*

Where is everyone hiding?

 

[kikmosa]

.....Bump

 

[kikmosa]

Bump.....

 

[prettykitty101]

I don't know the exact number of lovers I've had....I think around 20.

 

[texasm31]

I don't know the exact number of lovers I've had....I think around 20.

Wow. I am shocked by that. I can understand not remembering names, but a number. And 20 is not that many. Seems like there must be more to that story. Amnesia?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Hmmm true confession....must avoid second gunman joke...

ok, the oldest woman I've slept with was 10 years older than me.

hmmmm, I once stole a wooden kangaroo toy from my pre-school when I was 5

 

[airblade]

*I Abhor cheaters*

*I'd never lie to her*

*I don't think i'll ever forget about April 12th*

 

[Shadow Thief]

Last year, I had sex with six different women.

It wasn't always just one at a time.

 

[lonelysmile]

I really want to have sex with a man but fear the judgment from my friends since they only think I want women.

I hate people who feel entitled, but I feel like I'm so much better than the life I'm leading right now. I had plans and they're not happening and it pisses me off.

I'd be much happier if I drank margaritas every single day (over the rocks of course ).

 

[kikmosa]

I really want to have sex with a man but fear the judgment from my friends since they only think I want women.

I hate people who feel entitled, but I feel like I'm so much better than the life I'm leading right now. I had plans and they're not happening and it pisses me off.

I'd be much happier if I drank margaritas every single day (over the rocks of course ).

If they're truly friends they won't judge you.

I'd prefer a good glass of brandy.

 

[Runner_3]

I've had sex with my gf at her beach house on her mom and dad's bed with the door open while her mom was down the hallway reading in the living room

I've had sex with my gf on the boardwalk at the beach while families and a lot of people were on the sand watching the 4th of July fireworks

I've wanted my gf to randomly get someone else off from oral or hand and come home and tell me all about it in vivid details.

 

[RedheadedHaze]

I haven't been with another woman in a long time and it's in my head a lot lately.

 

[babydoll_73]

I miss all of my friends on here.

I can't believe that I stayed away this long.

I hope that everyone is doing well.

I promise not to stay away this long agian.

 

[naughtygirl]

Dog Days are Over - Florence and the Machine

Happiness hit her like a train on a track
Coming towards her stuck still no turning back
She hid around corners and she hid under beds
She killed it with kisses and from it she fled
With every bubble she sank with her drink
And washed it away down the kitchen sink

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You cant carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

And I never wanted anything from you
Except everything you had and what was left after that too, oh
Happiness hit her like a bullet in the head
Struck from a great height by someone who should know better than that

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your loving, your loving behind
You cant carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
Because here they come

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run

 

[InLust]

Happy Holidays

 

[naughtygirl]

Happy Holidays Lusty and TC gang!

Pray for me...my mother is coming for a 2 week visit. I am very excited about getting to see my parents, but am also a little gun shy. The last time we spent Christmas together my mother berated me for not having an appropriate salad serving bowl. That long drawn out discussion about a freakin' salad bowl ended with me screaming "Fuck you" at her and spending the night at a friends. However, that was probably about 9 years ago.

And I do have an appropriate salad serving bowl now.

 

[Nigel]

Happy Holidays Lusty and TC gang!

Pray for me...my mother is coming for a 2 week visit. I am very excited about getting to see my parents, but am also a little gun shy. The last time we spent Christmas together my mother berated me for not having an appropriate salad serving bowl. That long drawn out discussion about a freakin' salad bowl ended with me screaming "Fuck you" at her and spending the night at a friends. However, that was probably about 9 years ago.

And I do have an appropriate salad serving bowl now.

It'll be okay, honey...unless she wants cereal. We don't have appropriate cereal bowls. So if she wants a bowl of Cheerios, we're fucked.

 

[Slightlybentrod]

Merry Christmas to all! Don’t think I’ve posted to this thread before but I do confess that I’ll be overjoyed if my wife’s worthless brother goes into rehab before Christmas! I’m tired of supporting that POS!
Hang in there NG! Thoughts are with you… I'm sure you know already but there was more going on than a salad bowl argument. We all have stupid arguments with our parents that we always regret later so let it go and enjoy them while you can...