*True Confessions*
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InLust
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herc91 said:the edge of nowhere HA at least you are where it is warm, edge of nowhere try central Kansas.....................
Warm, yes. At 6:30AM the temp is a cool 73 degrees. Tourist season has started (if it is tourist season, what can't we shoot them?) and they are arriving in droves. Saw a caravan of 12 RVs heading south on my way into work yesterday. Saying farewell to parking spots, good restaurants and reasonable prices for the next 6 months
1fiestyredhead
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badmatt, You wouldn't be looking for company in that shower would you? Someone to wash your back maybe?badmatt said:
Good morning TCer's!
cardinals1fan
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Wouldn't any man want you to join him in the shower,fiesty?
If you'll wash my back I'll wash yours and even more
If you'll wash my back I'll wash yours and even more
1fiestyredhead
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I don' t know, would they? I'm an excellent back washer...among other things.cardinals1fan said:Wouldn't any man want you to join him in the shower,fiesty?
If you'll wash my back I'll wash yours and even more
Good evening TCer's...
Confession:
I think it's time for a trip to the toy store.
DreamOfSun
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Happy Friday everyone! The kids and I are playing hooky today. 
badmatt
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hun, you can jumpin the shower with Me any time...but you'll have to wash more than the back1fiestyredhead said:badmatt, You wouldn't be looking for company in that shower would you? Someone to wash your back maybe?
Good morning TCer's!
1fiestyredhead
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I was hoping you'd say that... I do love a dirty boy.badmatt said:
Did we just have a Naded sighting??
Don't we all love confessions?
This has to be one of the best topics around. I just wish I were able to find it earlier. Nothing like being able to get it all out there and still being somewhat anonimous.
OK here goes:
I love the fact that my job takes me away from home.
I know divorcing my ex was what was best for me, but I still have guilt over it.
I am a conservative and proud of it.
I cheated on my ex many times.
I am well endowed and it embarasses me at time.
I don't understand why people go to strip clubs.
I like watching my girlfriend with other men.
I like to watch.
I like to be watched.
Ok that is it for now.
Cheers
This has to be one of the best topics around. I just wish I were able to find it earlier. Nothing like being able to get it all out there and still being somewhat anonimous.
OK here goes:
I love the fact that my job takes me away from home.
I know divorcing my ex was what was best for me, but I still have guilt over it.
I am a conservative and proud of it.
I cheated on my ex many times.
I am well endowed and it embarasses me at time.
I don't understand why people go to strip clubs.
I like watching my girlfriend with other men.
I like to watch.
I like to be watched.
Ok that is it for now.
Cheers
InLust
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You know you're a Floridian if...
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 is chilly.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly, but pull over for a funeral.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You could swim before you could read.
You have to drive north to get to The South.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread lovebug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and you don't like them.
You know why flamingos are pink.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty small.
You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
"Down South" means Key West
"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas.
Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
All the local festivals are named after a fruit.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
! You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.
It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"
Anything under 95 is just warm.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. (Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
You get angry when people say "Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH."
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
You know what the "stingray shuffle" is, and why it's important!
You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba".
Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 70 is chilly.
You pass on the right and honk at the elderly, but pull over for a funeral.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You could swim before you could read.
You have to drive north to get to The South.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread lovebug season.
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.
You know what a snowbird is and you don't like them.
You know why flamingos are pink.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty small.
You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
"Down South" means Key West
"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church. No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless it's Easter or Christmas.
Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip or cruise to Florida.
You measure distance in minutes.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
All the local festivals are named after a fruit.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
! You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
You know the four seasons really are: almost summer, summer, not summer but really hot, and February.
It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor, "What kinda coke you want?"
Anything under 95 is just warm.
You've hosted a hurricane party.
You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. (Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
You get angry when people say "Florida isn't really part of the SOUTH."
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
You know what the "stingray shuffle" is, and why it's important!
You recognize Miami-Dade as "Northern Cuba".
sortacurious
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Wow! I love seeing all the old timers posting! How very cool. Plus some great new confessions spicing it all up a bit never hurts.
Oman, you're STB-in-laws are gonna love you.
Feisty, yowza that's a sizzlin' AV as always!
Sunny, I hope playing hookie was a blast.
SS, my friend, how's the audit thing you mentioned coming along? And yeti can be sexy! Primitive, instinctual, animalistic...what's not hot about that? I miss you btw.
Henry, I think you're being way too hard on yourself. Loniless can make life seem bleak, but self confidence (not cocky, well, cock minus the "y") oozes sexiness. I'm willing to bet you won't be alone forever. You just gotta begin to love yourself a little. *hug*
Oman, you're STB-in-laws are gonna love you.
Feisty, yowza that's a sizzlin' AV as always!
Sunny, I hope playing hookie was a blast.
SS, my friend, how's the audit thing you mentioned coming along? And yeti can be sexy! Primitive, instinctual, animalistic...what's not hot about that? I miss you btw.
Henry, I think you're being way too hard on yourself. Loniless can make life seem bleak, but self confidence (not cocky, well, cock minus the "y") oozes sexiness. I'm willing to bet you won't be alone forever. You just gotta begin to love yourself a little. *hug*
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