*True Confessions*

[redelicious]

*drags Red and Sorta into the room, straps em up with pretty white coats, lies them onthe bed beside Jewelz in preparation for the arrival of the short bus*


muahahahahah! I got em all now!

NOT the short bus!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

Hey everyone-

I got this message from Sam today:

"Tests went fine, Dr. says to watch lumps to be sure that they don't change
shape or size, other than that, I got released. Lots more uncomfortable
than first mammogram, took 12 pics of my boobs (maybe I'll be famous someday
and they'll be worth lots of money?!) I am sooo sore! I need a massage!"


So thank God, she's ok from a health standpoint!!!

Praise God! We love you sam!!

 

[SexyAmber]

Damn I missed Amber and Star.....to prevent this from happening to you, you girls must repeat after me: People on Lit are not real....people on Lit are not real.

I am glad that Sam is ok!

*waves to star and SC then blinks at Freya*

People on lit are not real, people on lit are now real *saying like a mummy*, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock

*then clicks her heels together 3 times and dives back between Jewelz legs cuz she loves being called angel*

 

[Jewelz]

NOT the short bus!!!!!!!!!!

*laughs wickedly*

Theyre coming to take YOU away HA HA
Theyre coming to take YOU away HE HE
To the funny farm.........with me....ha ha he he ha ha!!

 

[Freya]

I am glad that Sam is ok!

*waves to star and SC then blinks at Freya*

People on lit are not real, people on lit are now real *saying like a mummy*, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock

*then clicks her heels together 3 times and dives back between Jewelz legs cuz she loves being called angel*

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home"



edited cuz she's a dork and forgot the line to her favourite movie

 

[Jewelz]

*then clicks her heels together 3 times and dives back between Jewelz legs cuz she loves being called angel*

Ambers tongue on my clit is real
Ambers tongue on my clit is real
Ambers tongue on my clit is real...........

OooooOOOOoooOOOOoooo ANGEL.................

 

[redelicious]

{Snip Snip}

People on lit are not real, people on lit are now real *saying like a mummy*, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock, this dildo in my pussy is really a cock

Damn, that's my friggin mantra . . .

 

[sortacurious]

I think the whole damn Confessional just flew over the cuckoo's nest! Kinda cool! (I always wanted to ride the short bus!)

Some mindless 'fessions today:

*I just about peed myself this morning when Amber threw her alarm clock across the room! Laughed my ass off!

*I haven't slept in at least 48 hours. It's all shits & giggles for me.

*Got grossed out when he kissed my neck this morning. Major heebies from that one.

*I tried to lay down this morning...ewwww...he put his hand one the small of my back. Chased me right the fuck out of the bed!

*He's home for two days again...wtf am I gonna do?

*Wonders what he wants, he also told me I was beautiful this morning and brought home breakfast (thanks to Mickey D's)

*Took some more pics last night (or was that this morning?), but only one (kinda-sorta) naughty one turned out, and two face shots.

*Gotta find a place to put up my pics from hiking.

*I gotta female Lit. crush (yes, I'm pretty sure she's real,too) and she knows it.

*I thought I had a male Lit. crush, too. But I'm thinking I was just being weird...and I'm never telling!

*I can't figure out were all these good looking men in my town came from. They weren't here a week ago! Now they are everywhere, not that I'm complaining!

ok, all done babbling now

 

[Jewelz]

CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*would walk on water to see SC's new pics

*sorry he grossed her out

*ummm..............nevermind

 

[Freya]

I think the whole damn Confessional just flew over the cuckoo's nest! Kinda cool! (I always wanted to ride the short bus!)

Some mindless 'fessions today:

*I just about peed myself this morning when Amber threw her alarm clock across the room! Laughed my ass off!

*I haven't slept in at least 48 hours. It's all shits & giggles for me.

*Got grossed out when he kissed my neck this morning. Major heebies from that one.

*I tried to lay down this morning...ewwww...he put his hand one the small of my back. Chased me right the fuck out of the bed!

*He's home for two days again...wtf am I gonna do?

*Wonders what he wants, he also told me I was beautiful this morning and brought home breakfast (thanks to Mickey D's)

*Took some more pics last night (or was that this morning?), but only one (kinda-sorta) naughty one turned out, and two face shots.

*Gotta find a place to put up my pics from hiking.

*I gotta female Lit. crush (yes, I'm pretty sure she's real,too) and she knows it.

*I thought I had a male Lit. crush, too. But I'm thinking I was just being weird...and I'm never telling!

*I can't figure out were all these good looking men in my town came from. They weren't here a week ago! Now they are everywhere, not that I'm complaining!

ok, all done babbling now

Damn, and you live where? Want a visitor?

Enjoy the cuckoo's nest....just spit the feathers out when you're done.

 

[naded]

Damn, I go away for just a little while and everyone gets naked on the TC boards. Sheesh.

 

[Jewelz]

ohhh ohhh............add to my confession............i need to cum......anyone wanna call me and listen? or cum with me?




*very very very naughty wicked laugh*

 

[omahaman2]

http://www.countryfair.com/boothimages/booth136/Funny%20Farm.JPG

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Hills/3456/logo_barn3.gif

 

[RawHumor]

*REALLY wishing I had a private office now, thanks to Jewelz!*

LOL

 

[Jewelz]

Damn, I go away for just a little while and everyone gets naked on the TC boards. Sheesh.

Sheesh.......isnt it a shame to have so many sexy women naked on the TC board?

 

[Freya]

*REALLY wishing I had a private office now, thanks to Jewelz!*

LOL

Just phone, sit there and listen, nodding your head and say "Uh huh, uh huh....yes I see!"

 

[Jewelz]

*REALLY wishing I had a private office now, thanks to Jewelz!*

LOL

Muahahhaahahhahhahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Freya]

Sheesh.......isnt it a shame to have so many sexy women naked on the TC board?

Naked and strapped down for your pleasure sir.


hehe

 

[Jewelz]

Oman, you nut!


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUCKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[sortacurious]

Damn, I go away for just a little while and everyone gets naked on the TC boards. Sheesh.

That's what I thought, but then I shrugged my shoulders and got naked, too. hehehe

 

[Jewelz]

Naked and strapped down for your pleasure sir.


hehe

ooohhh ok, that does it.......ya'll are missing out on your chance to call me.........................

 

[omahaman2]

do you think jenny would mind? whoops, better figure out how to erase on the bb

 

[sortacurious]

CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*would walk on water to see SC's new pics

*sorry he grossed her out

*ummm..............nevermind

I wanna see you walk on water, soooo wanna peek?


Freya! You should see then all! They were everywhere all week! I think I'm gonna be perpetually wet everytime I go to town if this keeps up. AND, there's tons of Harleys too! OMG!

 

[Freya]

ooohhh ok, that does it.......ya'll are missing out on your chance to call me.........................

*Frantically races for the phone.*

 

[Freya]

I wanna see you walk on water, soooo wanna peek?


Freya! You should see then all! They were everywhere all week! I think I'm gonna be perpetually wet everytime I go to town if this keeps up. AND, there's tons of Harleys too! OMG!

OMG Harleys make me sooooooo horny! The sound, the vibration, the men! Oooh la la!!!!