*True Confessions*

[Jewelz]

Let me take a guess here.

Are you guys bored?

what EVER would have made you think that??

i am not responsible for my replies. i ride the short bus to the funny farm..........she made me say it

 

[Jewelz]

Who us? Hell no, I'm sitting around waiting on a phone call, and Jewelz is trapped with 5 screaming yard apes. Not bored, just quietly going bonkers.

oh dear god........my side hurts from laughing........

did you hear those yard apes clear up there???????? damn, need to muzzle them!

 

[Freya]

what EVER would have made you think that??

i am not responsible for my replies. i ride the short bus to the funny farm..........she made me say it

Dear, now you know that's just not true. It was your other personality brought upon by the complete shock of finding out Omahaman is real that caused you to be this way.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear, now you know that's just not true. It was your other personality brought upon by the complete shock of finding out Omahaman is real that caused you to be this way.

dont go blaming anything on me. Im innocent, always innocent. You must have meant that other omahaman

 

[Jewelz]

Dear, now you know that's just not true. It was your other personality brought upon by the complete shock of finding out Omahaman is real that caused you to be this way.

is that what i confessed to when i was hypnotized? damn!

 

[SexyAmber]

*wonders if my internet connection could be any fucking slower*

 

[Freya]

dont go blaming anything on me. Im innocent, always innocent. You must have meant that other omahaman

Good lord, now you both have another personality. Well we can do this two ways....option a, of course, is to deny completely any allegations that omahaman is actually real, thus negating any effects the shock may have caused. Option b being, if omaha's extra one is a guy and Jewelz is a girl, you two could swap......at the very least you'd always have someone there to have fun with when you're lonely.

Wouldn't that be a sight! "Hunny, what are you doing?" "Just having sex with my other personality, don't mind me!"

 

[sortacurious]

I'm so confused! I left for a few hours, and I come back to find:
*People on Lit. are real?
*Others are riding the short bus?
*Oman's in love?
*There's such a thing as yard apes?
*Raw's a perv?
*Jewelz is a rock?
*Freya's drinking beer at 11am? ok, probably a time difference there

What has this place turned into? And who's the dink?

 

[Freya]

I'm so confused! I left for a few hours, and I come back to find:
*People on Lit. are real?
*Others are riding the short bus?
*Oman's in love?
*There's such a thing as yard apes?
*Raw's a perv?
*Jewelz is a rock?
*Freya's drinking beer at 11am? ok, probably a time difference there

What has this place turned into? And who's the dink?

OMG, I have tears streaming down my face!

Do you need a ride on the short bus too Sorta?

 

[Jewelz]

I'm so confused! I left for a few hours, and I come back to find:
*People on Lit. are real?
*Others are riding the short bus?
*Oman's in love?
*There's such a thing as yard apes?
*Raw's a perv?
*Jewelz is a rock?
*Freya's drinking beer at 11am? ok, probably a time difference there

What has this place turned into? And who's the dink?

*Laughing so damn hard*

everyone is a dink.........but me.......im a rock.

 

[Jewelz]

Wouldn't that be a sight! "Hunny, what are you doing?" "Just having sex with my other personality, don't mind me!"

OMFG LMFAO!!!!!!! *choking*

 

[RawHumor]

*Laughing so damn hard*

everyone is a dink.........but me.......im a rock.

And I'm a perv, but you knew that already. Or at least suspected.



*I have a headache. I'm afraid it may be from a lack of caffeine but I won't admit that I've gotten addicted again*

 

[Jewelz]

And I'm a perv, but you knew that already. Or at least suspected.



*I have a headache. I'm afraid it may be from a lack of caffeine but I won't admit that I've gotten addicted again*

i knew it.....from the moment you licked my elbow!



sowwy about the headache dude...........2 of mine just left...my sisters kids LOL and my older two went over to the neighbors and the baby is down for a nap.............

Someone really could take advantage of me now and i wouldnt even bother fighting them off!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

 

[Freya]

i knew it.....from the moment you licked my elbow!



sowwy about the headache dude...........2 of mine just left...my sisters kids LOL and my older two went over to the neighbors and the baby is down for a nap.............

Someone really could take advantage of me now and i wouldnt even bother fighting them off!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

Whoo hoo! *sneaks in to take advantage of Jewelz while she's tired and wrapped up in her pretty white straightjacket*

 

[redelicious]

*Pokes head in, looks around . . .


Ok, what are y'all putting in the drinks?

 

[SexyAmber]

i knew it.....from the moment you licked my elbow!



sowwy about the headache dude...........2 of mine just left...my sisters kids LOL and my older two went over to the neighbors and the baby is down for a nap.............

Someone really could take advantage of me now and i wouldnt even bother fighting them off!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

*perks* can i take advantage?

*tackles Red and licks her face*

 

[Starfyre]

can I have some of whatever you're all having in here??

 

[Jewelz]

Whoo hoo! *sneaks in to take advantage of Jewelz while she's tired and wrapped up in her pretty white straightjacket*

WET.

 

[Freya]

*Pokes head in, looks around . . .


Ok, what are y'all putting in the drinks?

*drags Red and Sorta into the room, straps em up with pretty white coats, lies them onthe bed beside Jewelz in preparation for the arrival of the short bus*


muahahahahah! I got em all now!

 

[Jewelz]

*Pokes head in, looks around . . .


Ok, what are y'all putting in the drinks?

Singin in the rain, im singing in the rain....................nope. wont confess a darn thing......im so very innocent. see my dimples and my halo?? hmmm??

 

[omahaman2]

the short bus is here.

http://www.parking.vt.edu/images/bus.gif

 

[redelicious]

Hey everyone-

I got this message from Sam today:

"Tests went fine, Dr. says to watch lumps to be sure that they don't change
shape or size, other than that, I got released. Lots more uncomfortable
than first mammogram, took 12 pics of my boobs (maybe I'll be famous someday
and they'll be worth lots of money?!) I am sooo sore! I need a massage!"


So thank God, she's ok from a health standpoint!!!

 

[Freya]

Singin in the rain, im singing in the rain....................nope. wont confess a darn thing......im so very innocent. see my dimples and my halo?? hmmm??

Damn I missed Amber and Star.....to prevent this from happening to you, you girls must repeat after me: People on Lit are not real....people on Lit are not real.

 

[Jewelz]

*perks* can i take advantage?

*tackles Red and licks her face*

pfffftttt!!!!!! angel thinks she has to ask to take advantage of me!





WET!

 

[Freya]

Hey everyone-

I got this message from Sam today:

"Tests went fine, Dr. says to watch lumps to be sure that they don't change
shape or size, other than that, I got released. Lots more uncomfortable
than first mammogram, took 12 pics of my boobs (maybe I'll be famous someday
and they'll be worth lots of money?!) I am sooo sore! I need a massage!"


So thank God, she's ok from a health standpoint!!!

*Monster sigh of relief* Thank God.