*True Confessions*

[sortacurious]

Thanks for the hugs Fiesty! *hugs you back warmly*

And SE, Fiesty is right. You are not bothering anyone!

 

[Batch]

optional confession

* forgive for i have sinned
* i should have run screaming from work and never returned
* but no i stayed like the hard trustworthy worker bee that i am
* stayed with the insanity of so many people wandering about as if they had no brains with which to think
* okay they are really good people but they whine waaayyy too much
* see work do work work gets done
* * i confess that I took a hideous amount of pleasure from showing a every one my little toe, all the olovely shades of purple and red
* oh my god I almost died laughing at the sympathy and horror in peoples reactions
* gee it was just like show and tell
* am laughing right please forgive me that is so bad
* yes my foot hurts....
* discovered that the teacher who ha djust left ..to move away.and had stood on my front porch not more than five days ago...had LIED to me.....just found that out today
* she HAD not done the portfolios...not done her share.....not my half not by two not by one...all nine:
1. incomplete.no assessments
2. no objective or antecdotal...god can't spell that word right now statements
....................loud profanity..................
anyways so I now must complete them.have till August 7,
nine
* fuck but they look like scrap books
* so I gathered them up and tuck them all back into their box and collected all the shit I needed to do them at home.......maybe this weekend....just a little bit at a time

i guess i need to eat some dinner and actually make eye contact iwth my kids

 

[Batch]

* steps in and sits down

* looks onto his friends warmly

* reading their words and comments

* feels a little of the coldness in his heart grow warmer

* leaves again without a word

ah ..he visits


hello
luv...

 

[naded]

Hello sweet Batch, Fiesty, SE, Sorta:

Words of wisdom from my father,

"Fear not the unknown."

 

[SexyAmber]

smile

Just a little joke to hopefully make some of you smile, I know we are all going through some rough things lately...and this isn't meant to offend anyone ..IT'S A JOKE

*hugs all of her lit family*

The Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just way too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch the Lifetime Channel.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.


The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

 

[jimmojr]

Re: smile

Just a little joke to hopefully make some of you smile, I know we are all going through some rough things lately...and this isn't meant to offend anyone ..IT'S A JOKE

*hugs all of her lit family*

The Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just way too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch the Lifetime Channel.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.


The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

thank You Amber it is nice to laugh!!

Keep Smiling all!

 

[sortacurious]

Hello sweet Batch, Fiesty, SE, Sorta:

Words of wisdom from my father,

"Fear not the unknown."

Very wise words.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Hello sweet Batch, Fiesty, SE, Sorta:

Words of wisdom from my father,

"Fear not the unknown."

Hey hun.....good to see you

 

[sortacurious]

Amber,
Those were great! I love it.

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Amber....thanks for the laugh...you're awesome!

 

[navarre]

Re: smile

Just a little joke to hopefully make some of you smile, I know we are all going through some rough things lately...and this isn't meant to offend anyone ..IT'S A JOKE

*hugs all of her lit family*

The Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just way too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch the Lifetime Channel.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.


The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

ROTFLMAO
How true!

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Ok....I just passed 2000 posts....is there a significance in that? Other than the fact that I'm just too damned addicted to this place???

 

[Batch]

Re: smile

Just a little joke to hopefully make some of you smile, I know we are all going through some rough things lately...and this isn't meant to offend anyone ..IT'S A JOKE

*hugs all of her lit family*

The Last 10 Things a Man Would Say
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool guy.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just way too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Forget Monday Night Football, let's watch the Lifetime Channel.
1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.


The Last 10 Things a Woman Would Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical, I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way too big!
4. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

lolololo
deep breath
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
ROLFLMAO

hugs to you!

 

[sortacurious]

Ok....I just passed 2000 posts....is there a significance in that? Other than the fact that I'm just too damned addicted to this place???

Woooooooohoooooooooo!

 

[Batch]

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[naded]

Dealing & Healing, thanks to a special Lit. friend who told me about a young girls hope.

 

[ShiningEyes]

Thank you for the kind words everyone!!
Hey there Sweet Amber! How are you doing?

those are some very very wise words, Naded!

I do hope that everyone is having a good evening!

 

[TantaLiza]

Raising hand, too!!!

Wow Loveto,
Now many people recognize them...even fewer men. I'm reading the latest book now, but seriously rationing myself to a few pages a day to make it last. If only we could all have a love and passion such as theirs. *sigh*

Maybe I should post a personal ad:

In search of James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser.

Absolutely loved that series...didn't realize the new one had come out...tell me the title please...need to go book shopping!!!

Liza

 

[sortacurious]

Re: Raising hand, too!!!

Absolutely loved that series...didn't realize the new one had come out...tell me the title please...need to go book shopping!!!

Liza

It's titled The Fiery Cross.

I got my sister into it, she got her husband to read them, they both got the rest of the family and all their friends into them. Funny, I bought the first one at a used book store and shelved it for a couple years. I kept picking it up and reading the back and thinking why did I buy this? Then setting it down again for something else. Finally I was desparate for something to read, and once I started I couldn't put it down. I've read them all several times.

 

[TantaLiza]

I'm in love with Jaime myself....

SC...my mom bought the books on tape...listened to 4 of them over the course of 2-3 weeks...SO ADDICTED....have even thought of listening to them again....Thanks for the title...am going to go find it Wed....*wiggling in excitement*....need a good read for vacation!!!

Hugs...

Liza

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I know this is slightly off topic, but go read The Prince of Tides, by Pat Conroy. Great book (much better then the movie).

Red

Read that one too. Also Beach Music. I went to Rome last month and I kept laughing to myself about "St. Peter's Head" every time I got near St. Peters. I enjoy Pat Conroy's books.

I used to read a lot before I discovered Lit. LOL. I've had this latest book for two weeks and I've barely read 50 pages, though it's a history and pretty dry. I'd bet I'd do better with the latest Diana Gabaldon book.

 

[TantaLiza]

Monday night confession...

*am glad to see Naded...even for short moments....
(thinking of you Sugar....)

*one more day to work...vacation time!!

*have enjoyed my new friend immensely....

*has a special place in my heart already....

*appreciates my Litmates and understands how most of them feel....would love to meet any one of them...

*got a phone call from family member...gave money to my kid for a vacation....VERY NICE!!

*hopes that if anyone needed to talk that they wouldn't hesitate to find me....got big ears and soft shoulders....

*is really lonely late at night...

*would like to be able to relax...just for a little while...

*craves a massage....


Now for a wicked confession....

I clean a house for a gentleman friend of mine....his master bath has a 4x4 shower....can't clean it without getting wet...sooooo... I wait til he leaves, strip down and clean it practically naked.... *blushing....* He would probably have a heartattack if he came home and found me...he's 72....*blushing furiously*


Ok....I'm done now...lol (must confess that I'm eager to get off line...hark...is that the phone I hear ringing????)


Hugs and kisses to all!!

Liza

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

I like the shower anecdote. It's really cute. I can picture you standing there staring at it for a few moments, then watching the idea flash across your face and a seconds later you pulling your blouse off with a victory smile on your face. LOL.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

My confessions...

o I love women
o I'm too nice to women sometimes
o I don't like my current situation much, but I'm still trying
o Lit is interfering too much with my RL, but I keep coming back
o Life is great nevertheless
o I really feel the pain of my friends who are ailing and who have parents who are ailing and wish the best for them all.

 

[redelicious]

Re: Monday night confession...

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[snip]

Now for a wicked confession....

I clean a house for a gentleman friend of mine....his master bath has a 4x4 shower....can't clean it without getting wet...sooooo... I wait til he leaves, strip down and clean it practically naked.... *blushing....* He would probably have a heartattack if he came home and found me...he's 72....*blushing furiously*

[/B]

Well, at least you are not engaging in water sports, LOL

(then again, maybe you are???)

Red