*True Confessions*

[Guest]

ive got claws and i know how to use them..........*GROWL*

How are you at back scratching? It's been a long time since a good back scratcher came into my life. If your good I'd love ya forever.

 

[Wintermute]

Wannabes, wannabes? Mute, we gonna take that from her?

Uh... Yeah???



* This haas gone from cute to down right silly. Full-Monty Python style silly. LMAO!!! *

WM

 

[Guest]

Uh... Yeah???



* This haas gone from cute to down right silly. Full-Monty Python style silly. LMAO!!! *

WM

Not that there is anything wrong with that

 

[Wintermute]

Confession....

* Is turned on by Jewelz making wild animal sounds.





Wintermute

 

[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Wintermute]

LOL winzy, i think you would be turned on by me belching hahahaahha!!

*Swoons*



wintermute

 

[Jewelz]

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[Phelan]

*walks in and turns the firehose on Slarty and Wintermute*

Damn, you walk away for five minutes and they start trying to hump your leg like a freshman on a first date.

Down boys, this one's taken.

 

[Guest]

*walks in and turns the firehose on Slarty and Wintermute*

Damn, you walk away for five minutes and they start trying to hump your leg like a freshman on a first date.

Down boys, this one's taken.

Hey mute, should we create a slarttymute profile to respond to this one?

And Phelan it's Karaoke Guy and Golf Boy, muscle bound wonders of the world.

 

[Wintermute]

youre bad.

and get your ass to the birthday thread i made for you. sheesh, that was hard work yanno!!

Ahhh, Thanks sweety. That was so sweet of you. I wish I would have seen it earlier thought. That was very sweet of you to remember by birthday.

Thanks again,



Wintermute

 

[Wintermute]

*walks in and turns the firehose on Slarty and Wintermute*

Damn, you walk away for five minutes and they start trying to hump your leg like a freshman on a first date.

Down boys, this one's taken.

Boys will be boys so, cut that out Slartty.

I resent that remark, I was a sophmore before I had my first date.

The firehose reminds me of my favorite line from Wierd Al's Movie VHF - "Congratulations! You get to drink from the firehose!"

*Backing slowly away from Jewelz to avoid being soaked with the firehose being weilded by Phelan, who has claimed her as his property. (That should stir up some shizit. ) *

It's all good Phelan, just having a little harmless fun.



Wintermute

 

[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

ahh be nice to my baby......i told him to come rescue me from you horny wrestlers

we always play nice.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Jewelz]

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[Wintermute]

Phelan

Thanks Buddy!

*Gives Phelan a manly "three-back-slaps-and-seperate" hug.*

Wintermute

 

[Guest]

banging each other in the head with chairs is playin nice?? sheesh!! its gotta hurt!

Hey he started it!

 

[Phelan]

Re: Phelan

Thanks Buddy!

*Gives Phelan a manly "three-back-slaps-and-seperate" hug.*

Wintermute

Not a problem. Gotta make sure that us guys get our recognition around here too.

 

[Wintermute]

Hey he started it!

Yes I did. My bad.



Wintermute

 

[whspr]

Sheeeeeeesh...I miss all the action....just my luck to come in on the end of it...

Hmmmmmm..but all these sweaty hunks are very nice to look at...<wink>

soft kisses,
whspr

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

Sorry we hijacked your thread Jewelz....can we get a group hug going?want to feel the love.