*True Confessions*

[whspr]

* I feel awful for feeling sorry for myself

* Feeling beautiful lately...thank you meop

* wishing I could hug all my friends on lit

* missing my man ...yet still

* thinking my Sissy is beautiful

* is smiling at the world and wishing I could share this feeling with all of you

more later.....

 

[Lestat_deLion]

Monday Morning Confessions

*is very bad with money
*was laid off last September and have not found a perminate job and it's sapping my self-esteme
*has lost intrest in most things that used to make me happy
*feels like he needs a new life
*wishes his band was still together
ok something more happy
*would love to watch SE and Jewelz make love
*would love to join in
More later
~Lestat

 

[Guest]

lets see...

*i lost my virginity at 17

*i've been fighting with a drinking problem since i was about 18

*i seduced a slept with a girl so i could get to her roommate (i succeeded)

*i have a weakness for italian food

*i own far too many hawaiian shirts

*even when i write some of my best i hate it

*my favorite band of all time is duran duran

*one time my girlfriend passed out while she was jerking me off so i finished myself off and came all over her face and chest

*when i was 19 i had a brief affair with a 33 yr old married mother of two

*once while a girl was going down on me i called my friends in to watch (she now dates a good friend of mine)

*i can be pretentious

*i am easily angered by ignorance

*when i go to the gym, i sometimes skip a set so i can watch girls on treadmills

*i've had my heart broken twice

*somewhere in my room i have a pair of panties that the girl i lost my virginity to gave me while we were dating that i pull out every now and then to reminisce

*my senior year in high school i was very depressed and used to sit in my room at night and drink straight bacardi

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

Serious confession



*played golf this weekend

*when making a tee time I usually give the name of a famous golfer, they are sometimes disappointed when he doesn't show

*I am playing golf next weekend - with a semi famous person(to some people anyways)

*loves golf - if I win the lottery I am buying a Winnebago and starting in Maine and playing every public golf course in the country.

*I never drink when golfing

*needs to get a life

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

LMAO @ golf boy!!

What? What's so funny? That's a serious confession there.....geeze.

 

[Wintermute]

What? What's so funny? That's a serious confession there.....geeze.

Better than being known as Karaoke Guy. LMAO!

WM

 

[Guest]

Better than being known as Karaoke Guy. LMAO!

WM

Golf Boy vs Karaoke Guy?



Which is better? Maybe there is a thread in there.

 

[Wintermute]

Golf Boy vs Karaoke Guy?



Which is better? Maybe there is a thread in there.

LMAO!!!!

Presenting in a 1 fall, 10 minute time limit, no disquilifications, steel cage match! Golf Boy!

And presenting His opponent, Karaoke Boy!

Let's Get Ready To Rummmmmmmbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!

LMAO!!!!

WM

 

[Guest]

LMAO!!!!

Presenting in a 1 fall, 10 minute time limit, no disquilifications, steel cage match! Golf Boy!

And presenting His opponent, Karaoke Boy!

Let's Get Ready To Rummmmmmmbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!

LMAO!!!!

WM

I'd kick your ass!

No hitting in the face.....got to look pretty for the ladies.
Yeah right what am I thinking?

 

[Jewelz]

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[Wintermute]

I'd kick your ass!

No hitting in the face.....got to look pretty for the ladies.
Yeah right what am I thinking?

*Grabs a steel chair and smashes Golf Boy square in the face.*

Karaoke Guy.

 

[Wintermute]

LMFAO!! you guys are insane!

It's all good and It's all in Fun...

Now get in the Pit and try to love someone.

Yes, in a fun and cute way.

Love ya Jewelz.



Karaoke Guy (A.K.A. Wintermute)

 

[Guest]

*Grabs a steel chair and smashes Golf Boy square in the face.*

Karaoke Guy.

Golf Boy, Stumbles over to the smashed steel chair, picks it up, opens it up, sits down, and motions for Karaoke Boy to come here....let's talk this out, my man.












When Mute gets comfy, I'll give him a quick jab in the kidney's.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

A guy has to work out his frustrations somehow Jewelz, after all I am Master of My Domain.

 

[Jewelz]

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[Wintermute]

* in her skimpy bikini and ohh so sexy body (shuddup, im allowed to dream) steps into the ring trying to distract the fight like every other bimbo in the wrestling ring. smiles purdy and shakes her ass*.........

that is disgusting of me!!

*feeling confident about laying out Golf Boy with a chair, Karaoke Guy struts over to Jewelz and starts to chat her up.*

"Hey, baby, look at these." Flexes his rippling Bicept. (shuddup, I can dream too. ) "Why don't you and I go back to the dressing rooms so I can give you the three count." (Steriods will do that to you. )



Wintermute

 

[Guest]

yep yep, no touching allowed!!!

Sad isn't it?




Watch out you got a steroid induced boy coming after ya!

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

ohhh you shouldnt do drugs, they mess with your head....

They'll make his head a tiny little thing.....come here you sexy woman to a real man.........

 

[Jewelz]

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[Guest]

im flattered you muscle bound golf/karaoke/jewelz lover wannabes.......*GIGGLE*

Wannabes, wannabes? Mute, we gonna take that from her?

 

[Jewelz]

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