*True Confessions*

[Curious_Fem]

whspr!!! Hey sweets! How could I forget you? Life is crazy on my end, but I will catch up with you, for sure.

KK!!!!! How come I can never catch you? You must be running from me. Keep it up and I might have to tie you down when I catch you.

Dreamy! After I posted that I remembered your lust/love/stalker tendencies with him too! O.......M......G......... he was sooooooooo yummy! I have a thing for teeth, and let me tell ya, he's got some niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice teeth. Oh and let's not forget the butt! GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL I could eat that man with a spoon. Well, as long as he's covered in something sticky and sweet.....

http://www.stars-celebrites.com/photos/B/bonjovi03.jpg

Had to edit in one of my favorite pics of him. Ok, I'm done....for now.

 

[omahaman2]

Get ready to get some tickets for Bon Jovi's upcoming tour! On-sale dates for many of Bon Jovi's upcoming tour dates are listed below:

- Wed. Nov 2, 2005 in Des Moines @ Wells Fargo Arena - Tickets will go on sale Sat. Sept. 24 at 10am local via Paciolin

- Fri. Nov 4, 2005 in Chicago @ United Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Tue. Nov 8, 2005 in Cleveland @ Gund Arena - - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Wed. Nov 9, 2005 in Columbus @ Schottenstein Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Fri. Nov 11, 2005 in Minneapolis @ Target Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Wed. Nov 16, 2005 in Madison @ Kohl Center - Tickets will go on sale on October 3rd at 10am

- Fri. Nov 18, 2005 in Detroit @ The Palace of Auburn Hills - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Mon. Nov 28, 2005 in NYC @ Madison Square Garden - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Tues, Nov 29, 2005 in NYC @ Madison Square Garden - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Fri. Dec 2, 2005 in Philadelphia @ Wachovia Cente - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Sat, Dec 3, 2005 in Philadelphia @ Wachovia Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Tue. Dec 6, 2005 in Pittsburgh @ Mellon Arena - Tickets will go on sale on Sept. 24th at 10am via ticketmaster. - Fri. Dec 9, 2005 in Boston @ TD Banknorth Garden - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Mon. Dec 12, 2005 in Albany @ Pepsi Arena - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Wed. Dec 14, 2005 in Montreal @ Bell Centre - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via in-house ticketing

- Sat. Dec 17, 2005 in Washington, DC @ MCI Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Mon. Dec 19, 2005 in East Rutherford @ Continental Airlines Arena - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Wed, Dec 21, 2005 in East Rutherford @ Continental Airlines Arena - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

- Wed., Jan 18, 2006 in Charlotte @ Charlotte Bobcat Arena - - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via in-house ticketing

Fri., Jan 20, 2006 in Buffalo @ HSBC Arena - Tickets will go on saleon Saturday, October 1st at 9am via tickets.com

- Mon., Jan 23, 2006 in Toronto @Air Canada Centre - Tickets will go on sale on Friday, September 30th at 10m via Ticketmaster

More will be added as details are confirmed. Please be advised that fanclub ticket information will be posted on the fanclub website as details are finalized

 

[nrcma98]

Get ready to get some tickets for Bon Jovi's upcoming tour! On-sale dates for many of Bon Jovi's upcoming tour dates are listed below:
BIG SNIP

Now we have to compete with this likes of Bon Jovi?!!?!? Quit helping them, Oman!!

 

[InLust]

Now we have to compete with this likes of Bon Jovi?!!?!? Quit helping them, Oman!!

While Jovi maybe be one hunk of sexy dude, you guys got it all over him. He has never once sent me a when I needed it......but you guys of TC is always here to lend a hand

 

[InLust]

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys. No, signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bitblue, shakes her head. "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her knickers, and slowly runs his tongue up and down the woman's behind. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer. His partner says in admiraton, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

 

[InLust]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of North Carolina." And they say blondes are dumb...

_______________________

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you."

_______________________

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

_______________________

He said "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly."

She said "Well, you succeeded."

_______________________

He said "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said "That's a great idea! You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

_______________________

He said "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

_______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

_______________________

A man and his wife, now in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline and cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger. Whoosh! Immediately he turned 90!!! (Gotta love that fairy!)

_______________________


A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

_______________________

A PRAYER...

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.

 

[omahaman2]

 

[nrcma98]

While Jovi maybe be one hunk of sexy dude, you guys got it all over him. He has never once sent me a when I needed it......but you guys of TC is always here to lend a hand

Now there's meaningful validation

 

[kkceohcs]

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asks one of the cowboys. No, signals the woman, desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bitblue, shakes her head. "No" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her knickers, and slowly runs his tongue up and down the woman's behind. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy slowly walks back over to the bar and proudly takes a drink of his beer. His partner says in admiraton, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

OMFGGGGGGGGGGggggg

Roflmao.. Crying here since I was a CPR instructor.. TFF!

Thanks Lusty..


CF.. Honey.. you can tie me down.. up.. face down. ifna ya want to..

to the ladies

^5s to the guys.

KK



Oh, BTW.. for the SATB

 

[kkceohcs]

_______________________

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

_______________________
...

Lusty, they were ALL TFF! ... loved them all..


Hey now! I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



to the ladies

^5s to the guys

for the SATB
KK

 

[Curious_Fem]

Get ready to get some tickets for Bon Jovi's upcoming tour! On-sale dates for many of Bon Jovi's upcoming tour dates are listed below:

- Wed. Nov 9, 2005 in Columbus @ Schottenstein Center - Tickets will go on sale Saturday, Oct. 1st at 10am via Ticketmaster

O.....M......G...... He's coming here??? Get out!!! There must be a way for me to get to this concert, right? Thanks Oman!

Lusty, what you said is completely true. While I may drool until I'm dehydrated over Jon, he's may as well be a figment of my imagination. The guys here have always been here for me too, and for that I'm eternally grateful.

KK - Sweets, I doubt if I'd have to tie you up at all.

 

[InLust]

O.....M......G...... He's coming here??? Get out!!! There must be a way for me to get to this concert, right? Thanks Oman!

Lusty, what you said is completely true. While I may drool until I'm dehydrated over Jon, he's may as well be a figment of my imagination. The guys here have always been here for me too, and for that I'm eternally grateful.

KK - Sweets, I doubt if I'd have to tie you up at all.

These guys put up with a lot....our rantings, pity parties, pms, and just about everything thing else.....and they still be here for the gropes The men of TC rock!!!!!!!

 

[InLust]

Played hookie tonight and took in the Corpes Bride........it is really a cute flick. the artwork is wonderful, the story endearing.....AND I got to see the teaser for the latest Harry Potter flick being released in November. It is gonna be cool as hell for the special effects alone.

Not sure how much I'll be around this weekend, normal place and with the added need to pass Thursday's algebra test is gonna make for a very lonely weekend.




for the SBT

 

[omahaman2]

http://parentsofbpkids.freeservers.com/Words/awwshucks.gif


However I think you ladies are even better!
You all are

http://buttonstore.com/images/CG5s1-200.gif

 

[InLust]

Hey now! I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KK

Which part?

 

[InLust]

Now there's meaningful validation

How are you feeling?

 

[InLust]

I pulled into a full service gas station today and asked for $5.00 worth of gas.


http://www.rfearns.com/images/gaspump.gif http://www.rfearns.com/images/fart.gif http://www.rfearns.com/images/guy.gif


The guy farted, took my five and walked away.

 

[omahaman2]

Bought a Car lately?

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed... so we're just waiting.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

My confessions:

• Oman is working his butt off at a job he dislikes so much! He needs to be up at 5:30am this morning, and, against his wishes, I'm doing another all-nighter on the PC! I try to keep up with my emails and LIT, and I'm unwinding with a bunch of beers. (Defend me, OK?)l!
  
• I'm a "Chicago Hope" fan! "ER" and "Chicago Hope" began the same season, and "ER" took off, while "Chicago Hope" dwindled. I'm watching an episode now on the Discovery Health Channel. While I like "ER", I still think "Chicago Hope" is better (probably because a lot of stage actore appear in each espisode).
  
• I'm so glad we now have two kittens; they are growing so fast! Still miss our original 3-yr old, but he truly opened our hearts to take in some more.
  
• I'm a bit ashamed at the way FEMA and the rest of the government officials are (not) handling the natural disasters. Thank God for "regular" folk, and to the Canadians, French, English, Mexicans and other countries who are silently helping us! (Wonder why they don't get mentioned very much in the news?)
  
• Can't wait to get back to the Zoo. Hopefully, Oman will be off on Sunday, and away we go!
  
• Miss keeping pace with LIT.

 

[Daytona_Duo]

True Confessions of a Fiend

Saw this thread and had to join in, here is some of my true confessions:

• I lost my virginity straddling a toilet in the girls bathroom of my high school
• I had sex in the ocean with lots of people on the beach
• I had sex in a public park lake with lots of people on the beach and friends watching
• I had sex on the hood of my gf's car in my parents' driveway
• I had sex regularly WITH my door open when I still lived at home
• I had sex in a patch of poison ivy and could not sleep for a week (had to get a shot)
• My wife and I had sex with my ex girlfriend from high school (she was married)
• I had sex with my gf in her grandmother's living room regularly with her snoring just feet away
• It was not uncommon for me to masterbate 5 times a day until I was 25
• I ALWAYS had to masterbate at least once, more often twice, at every job I have ever had
• I like foreplay more than sex (I am a guy)
• Five hours of sex was about average for me in my twenties (most girls couldn't last long enough for me)

 

[kkceohcs]

Good Morning and Happy Sunshine to you all.

Woo Hooo.. Its Monday..

Hope you all found safety and shelter this weekend.. ok. Warm and dry on the outside counts..

Lusty, Yes, rumors count.

CF... didnt think I would.. but you liked the thought, didnt you? hehehe


Jenny, hang in there sweets.. Omaha is a good guy.. Im sure he is only doing it for you both in mind..


Daytona. Hello and Welcome to Lit. None of those are bad things.. Woo Hoo for you with wife and ex gf.. at the same time..

for the ladies

^5s to the guys

and a for the SATB
KK

 

[InLust]

by Rabbi Aryeh Spero
Posted Sep 7, 2005

In New Orleans, beginning Tuesday morning, August 30, I saw men in helicopters risking their lives to save stranded flood victims from rooftops. The rescuers were White, the stranded Black. I saw Caucasians navigating their small, private boats in violent, swirling, toxic floodwaters to find fellow citizens trapped in their houses. Those they saved were Black.

I saw Brotherhood. New York Congressman Charlie Rangel saw Racism.

Yes, there are Two Americas. One is the real America, where virtually every White person I know sends money, food or clothes to those in need now and in other crises -- regardless of color. This America is colorblind.

The other is the America fantasized and manufactured by Charlie Rangel, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, who constantly cry "racism!" even in situations where it does not exist, even when undeniable images illustrate love, compassion and concern.

These three men, together with today's NAACP, want to continue the notion of Racist America. It is their Mantra, their calling card. Their power, money, and continued media appearances depend on it.

Often, people caught up in accusing others of neglect and sin need to undergo their own personal introspection. They begin to think they alone inhabit the moral high ground. It is high time these men peered into their own hearts at the dark chamber that causes this unceasing labeling of their fellow Americans as racist." They may find in that chamber their own racism -- against Whites.

There is only one real America. Beginning Friday morning in Houston, thousands of regular citizens poured into the astrodome offering water, food, clean clothes, personal items, baby diapers and toys, love and even their homes to the evacuees who had been bused in from New Orleans. Most of the givers were White, most of those being helped were Black. But there was Jesse Jackson, busy
on TV, accusing the country of not putting Blacks --i.e., him -- on some type of Commission he is demanding. Where was he early in the week? Not sweating with others from around the country who had scraped their last dollar to come help. With Jesse, it's always about Jesse.

After decades of hearing accusations from Jesse, Al, Charlie, the NAACP and certain elitists about how racist America is, it would have been refreshing to hear them for once give thanks to those they for years have been maligning. These self-anointed spokesmen for the Black community lead only when it comes to foisting guilt and condemnation, and not when it comes to acknowledging the good in those they have made a career in castigating.

As a Rabbi I have a message I wish to offer to my fellow members of the cloth, Reverends Jackson and Sharpton: It is time to do some soul searching. Your continued efforts to tear this country apart, even in light of the monumental goodness shown by your White brothers, is a sin. There are no churches in the world like the American churches. And there are no better parishioners and members of churches anywhere in the world. These churches are saving the day. Their members -- infused by the special and singular teachings of our unique American Judeo-Christian understanding of the Bible -- are, at this moment, writing an historic chapter in giving, initiative, and selflessness.

They are opening their homes to strangers. They are doing what government is incapable of doing.

America works because of its faith-based institutions. It always has. That is what makes it America.

So next time the ACLU tries to diminish and marginalizes the churches, saying there is no role for religion in American public life, that an impenetrable wall must be erected separating the citizens from their faith, cry out "Katrina."

Next time the ACLU goes to court asking that U.S. soldiers not be allowed to say Grace in the Mess Hall and that communities be forbidden from setting up a nativity scene, ask yourself: without the motivation of Goodness sourced in Faith, would people offer such sacrifice? Where else does this Brotherhood come from but the Bible which teaches "Thou Shall Love Thy Neighbor as Yourself."

I saw brotherhood on Fox News, where 24/7 reporters used their perch as a clearing-house for search-and-rescue missions and communication between the stranded and those in position to save. In contrast, the Old-line networks continued with their usual foolish, brain-numbing programming. Those who always preach "compassion" chose profit over people.

The New York Times has utterly failed America. Its columnists could have used their talents and word skills to inspire and unite a nation. Columnists such as Frank Rich and Paul Krugman, however, revealed their true colors by evading their once-in-a-lifetime chance to help and instead chose to divide, condemn, and fuel the fires and poison the waters of Louisiana. In them, I saw no Brotherhood.
The newspaper always preaching "compassion" verifies Shakespeare's "They protest too much."

Similar elitists here in the northeast and on the west coast have over the years expressed their view of the South as "sophisticated" and Texans as "cowboys." Well, the South has come through, especially Houston and other parts of Texas, hereas, as I write this on Labor Day, the limousine oralizers are lying on east and west coast beaches thinking they're doing their part by reading Times' editorials and calling George Bush "racist." How sanctimonious life becomes when proving you are not a racist depends not on living in a truly integrated neighborhood, but by simply calling others racist.

Like so often in history, facts trump platitudes. Reality reigns. Those who always preach brotherhood, thus far have acted devoid of it. Those who for decades have been accused by elitists of not having compassion are the ones living it. They are: the churches, the military, and the sons and daughters of the South.

 

[InLust]

Ok, this is weird....sat in algebra class this morning and for the first time I didn't have to fight the urge to get up and run screaming from the class.....and I understood what was going on AND I had the correct answer! Too weird, may have to resign myself to actually passing. Thursday's exam will tell

 

[kkceohcs]

Ok, this is weird....sat in algebra class this morning and for the first time I didn't have to fight the urge to get up and run screaming from the class.....and I understood what was going on AND I had the correct answer! Too weird, may have to resign myself to actually passing. Thursday's exam will tell

WOOO HOOOO for Lusty... Way to go Kid. for your desktop.

Study hard.. you know the PPB is on your side..

BTW< who is that Rabbi in the above post? I kind of like his thinking..

to the ladies

^5s to the guys
and to the SATB
KK

 

[DreamOfSun]

Just stopping in to say hello!

Lusty, glad to hear that your class is going well! Good luck on your exam.

Oman, find out when Bon Jovi is coming to Tampa and I am so there!

Also, wishing Jewelz a Happy Belated Birthday (9/23)!