*True Confessions*

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omahaman2 said:
just wonder what is so exciting about niblers

And here I was thinking you got the name "Oman" for something other than the state you lived in :devil:

Guess the level of excitement depends on if you are doing the nibbling, or the one being nibbled :D
 
InLust said:
hmmmmmmm, a little love feast......mutli orgasmic......we can call it "Orgasmication", featuring the "Gspots" and the "Nibblers". :D

You love, got an "open" invite

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm... kind of sounds like a 60's musical groups...


.....And now by Special invitation... The G Spots and Special Guest... The NIBBLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIve at Savvis Center.. September 18, 2005. tickets go on sale this Saturday. Prices are $60, 90, $120 and $330 for the INNER CIRCLE.

BEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

:devil: :p :)

:rose:
KK
 
InLust said:
And here I was thinking you got the name "Oman" for something other than the state you lived in :devil:

Guess the level of excitement depends on if you are doing the nibbling, or the one being nibbled :D


Hey, Aren't Nibblers made by the JOLLY GREEN GIANT?????????????????


In MY mind, it doesnt matter which end of the Nibbling I'm on.... IT IS HIGH HIGH Excitement either way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rose:
kk
 
InLust said:
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember all the bitching I did about Mr. Anal????? He is a pussycat compaired to the drill sargent I got for algebra. Today was the first day...and we have an exam on Thursday! Just to make sure there is enough pressure, if we fail we are bounced out of the class!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is this crap? If I knew the shit I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting there at 9:30AM. And to put frosting on the cake, not only do I have to pass her final at the end of the term, I gotta pass a state exam! All this for a freaking degree in graphic design? Hell, most the art majors I know can't even balance their checkbooks, much less figure out what XYZ represents.

Going to be a very long semester :confused:

{{{Lusty}}}

Suck it up woman. You can't let 'em get you down.. then the MAN wins.


Hehehe Btw, XYZ means to Check(X) Your Zipper. :D

:rose:
kk
 
kkceohcs said:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm... kind of sounds like a 60's musical groups...


.....And now by Special invitation... The G Spots and Special Guest... The NIBBLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIve at Savvis Center.. September 18, 2005. tickets go on sale this Saturday. Prices are $60, 90, $120 and $330 for the INNER CIRCLE.

BEEEEEEE THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

:devil: :p :)

:rose:
KK

:D And I think the names are more in the 50's era - Didn't they have the Ink Spots, the Coasters, ect.? I'll be standing in line Friday night waiting :nana:
 
kkceohcs said:
Hey, Aren't Nibblers made by the JOLLY GREEN GIANT?????????????????


In MY mind, it doesnt matter which end of the Nibbling I'm on.... IT IS HIGH HIGH Excitement either way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rose:
kk

"Ho Ho Ho, green giant" :p
 
kkceohcs said:
{{{Lusty}}}

Suck it up woman. You can't let 'em get you down.. then the MAN wins.


Hehehe Btw, XYZ means to Check(X) Your Zipper. :D

:rose:
kk

Thanks, I needed that! Can't let da MAN win......he be over 30 ;)

Damn now when I take that exam Thursday all I'm gonna be thinking of is your zipper being open........

:kiss:
 
InLust said:
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.>>
...

Dang but those brought laughs out of me ... mostly becuase I could imagine each of the people mentioned saying those things! Thanks IL!
 
SecretScribe said:
Anybody made by the Jolly Green Giant ... is probably feeling a little sore ... ;)

maybe.......maybe not........:D

but just the thought :p
 
Algebra was one of my strong suits back in the day. You know how to get a hold of me if you need a tutor. ;)

InLust said:
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember all the bitching I did about Mr. Anal????? He is a pussycat compaired to the drill sargent I got for algebra. Today was the first day...and we have an exam on Thursday! Just to make sure there is enough pressure, if we fail we are bounced out of the class!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is this crap? If I knew the shit I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting there at 9:30AM. And to put frosting on the cake, not only do I have to pass her final at the end of the term, I gotta pass a state exam! All this for a freaking degree in graphic design? Hell, most the art majors I know can't even balance their checkbooks, much less figure out what XYZ represents.

Going to be a very long semester :confused:
 
InLust said:
Thanks, I needed that! Can't let da MAN win......he be over 30 ;)

Damn now when I take that exam Thursday all I'm gonna be thinking of is your zipper being open........

:kiss:



MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dayum, girl.. that sounds so intoxicating. It has been a very long while since I've been told of someone thinking of MY zipper...

Alas... If your standing in line for the Nibblers tix.. I'll be happy to keep you company. :) think we could find anything to chat about?

God I hated math, not so much algebra.. that Finite math.. with Matricies. ick. Scraped by with a D and was grateful.

{IL} I know what you are going through. Hope you keep your strength.

:rose:
KK
 
mayi said:
maybe.......maybe not........:D

but just the thought :p


this from the BUTTERFLY AV???????????????????????????

Normal people should be sore.. How bout that?


:eek:

:p for the special peps.

:rose: to the ladies

^5's to the guys
kk
 
dadadadadadadadadadadadadada this national alert.....da dada dada da HURRAY... CF IS ALIVE


I got to Chat w/ her today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Wish I could say I was sorry for YELLING but I cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cool: :heart: :nana:
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

KK
 
InLust said:
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.>>

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries!

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh!!!

Lmfao :D :D :D

Thanks Inlust I needed a good laugh, had a bad night at work :confused:
 
I confess
its great to see KK back
wish we could have met when he was in Omaha

great to see SS here
hope his problems are getting fewer

great seeing Mayi here.
remebering the day I got to be
one of the lucky few and meet
the best architect around!

upset lusty has to put up with
Mr super anal!

happy to hear from KK
that Cf is doing well!!

that I miss jewelz and NG and red and sortacurious and and and and

that Im getting excited for danny and sorta
only a couple more months until
MR and Mrs.
 
Wintermute said:
Algebra was one of my strong suits back in the day. You know how to get a hold of me if you need a tutor. ;)

Thanks hon. I may do that. I did chat with a student in class tonight and her math phobia is even worse than mine and she somehow got the algebra requirement waved and is being allowed to take business math......what that is I'm not real sure yet. Seems odd that business majors have their own math requirement and us art students are forced to suffer the algebra.
 
kkceohcs said:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dayum, girl.. that sounds so intoxicating. It has been a very long while since I've been told of someone thinking of MY zipper...

Alas... If your standing in line for the Nibblers tix.. I'll be happy to keep you company. :) think we could find anything to chat about?

God I hated math, not so much algebra.. that Finite math.. with Matricies. ick. Scraped by with a D and was grateful.

{IL} I know what you are going through. Hope you keep your strength.

:rose:
KK

Prolly cause they were too busy thinking about the rest of you ;)

Love to have the company! I can't forsee a problem chatting....or anything else for that matter :devil:

I don't hate math.......it just doesn't make sense to me. I did attempt this class years ago when I wanted to be a programmer and I busted butt, had tutors, extra labs, the whole 9 yards. In the end we were all frustrated. I'm thinking maybe the schools need to rethink the way they present material. Not everybody learns audibly. With my texts books I also received a cd (student tutorial), and the text book has a website......so maybe the light bulb will go on this time.
 
ride_the_horsey said:
Lmfao :D :D :D

Thanks Inlust I needed a good laugh, had a bad night at work :confused:


Sorry to hear that...ya know not only can you confess here, and in my case, whine, it's also a great place to rant :D

I'm with SS on remembering the people who told those jokes...and as funny as they are written out, they were a side splitter spoken.
 
Lusty, I'd chat w/ you anytime anywhere.. about almost anything... except politics and religion. As far as someone thinking about the rest of me.. NOT! that they let me know about... SIGH.. thinking my typing skills are rusting ..

Omaha.. Yes it is good to see you and hear you and Jenny are well.. I hadn't gotten back that far to hear about SC and danny.. Engaged? Well Dayum!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone opening up the bar for drinks on that night?


:Rose: to the ladies

^5s to the guys
KK
 
InLust said:
Sorry to hear that...ya know not only can you confess here, and in my case, whine, it's also a great place to rant :D

I'm with SS on remembering the people who told those jokes...and as funny as they are written out, they were a side splitter spoken.




Hiya sexy


I agree, Those people were TRUE comediens.(sp)... No raunch.. no vulgarity.. not all the time at least for the joke...

:rose:
KK
 
omahaman2 said:
upset lusty has to put up with
Mr super anal!

That would be Ms. super anal. Even worse....cuts no slack for batting eyelashes :eek:
 
kkceohcs said:
Lusty, I'd chat w/ you anytime anywhere.. about almost anything... except politics and religion. As far as someone thinking about the rest of me.. NOT! that they let me know about... SIGH.. thinking my typing skills are rusting ..

You are safe there, don't do either religion or politics. Your typing skills?? I can promise that when I think of you, you might be using your hands.......but not on a keyboard :devil:
 
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