*True Confessions*
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omahaman2
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InLust said:A Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
sorry guys, just couldn't resist
A penguin enters a bar,The bartender asks "what will you have?"
He says ,"Anything but Canadian club!!"
InLust
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omahaman2 said:
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and the officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.
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JagFarlane said:
Yeah, I hear ya. It is just a fascinating topic. *to me anyway*
kkceohcs
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Good Morning, Good Afternoon or Good Night Y'all. Depending on which time zone you're in.
IL, that is not necessarily a bad thing to say that I'm on here more than you. I used to be a post whore.... AND miss it terribly. Alas, I have other obligations, not nearly as fun and enjoyable as being on here(but pays better).
HIHOWDYHOWTHEHELLAREYA to all the Old gang.
CF, drop me a line sometime?? Please???????????????????? I'm beginning to take it personal.
Omaha, Jenny hoping all is going more healthy for you now.. (if I remember correctly.)...
PTM, your posts remind me of someone who used to be on quite a bit, long ago. I do hope things get better for you.
to the ladies
^5s to the guys.
KK
IL, that is not necessarily a bad thing to say that I'm on here more than you. I used to be a post whore.... AND miss it terribly. Alas, I have other obligations, not nearly as fun and enjoyable as being on here(but pays better).
HIHOWDYHOWTHEHELLAREYA to all the Old gang.
CF, drop me a line sometime?? Please???????????????????? I'm beginning to take it personal.
Omaha, Jenny hoping all is going more healthy for you now.. (if I remember correctly.)...
PTM, your posts remind me of someone who used to be on quite a bit, long ago. I do hope things get better for you.
to the ladies^5s to the guys.
KK
InLust
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kkceohcs said:
Tis true, this is one of the few places a whore doesn't get paid the going rate
And I recall that when I first popped in around here your posts were indeed plentiful. You have truly been missed and even the occational "KK" sighting is most welcome. I think there ought to be a law that says when life's obligations prevent regular time on Lit, that you should have 1 afternoon off a week to catchup
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Good Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Night, Whereever you are.
IL Sorry I missed you yesterday. Hope things are going forward for you today and you are warm and dry on the outside.
Omaha, Howyadoin' Buddy?
SIGH, everyone's lives must be ALOT more complicated, now.
to the ladies
^5's to the guys.
KK
IL Sorry I missed you yesterday. Hope things are going forward for you today and you are warm and dry on the outside.
Omaha, Howyadoin' Buddy?
SIGH, everyone's lives must be ALOT more complicated, now.
to the ladies^5's to the guys.
KK
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kkceohcs said:Good Morning, Good Afternoon or Good Night Y'all. Depending on which time zone you're in.
IL, that is not necessarily a bad thing to say that I'm on here more than you. I used to be a post whore.... AND miss it terribly. Alas, I have other obligations, not nearly as fun and enjoyable as being on here(but pays better).
HIHOWDYHOWTHEHELLAREYA to all the Old gang.
CF, drop me a line sometime?? Please???????????????????? I'm beginning to take it personal.
Omaha, Jenny hoping all is going more healthy for you now.. (if I remember correctly.)...
PTM, your posts remind me of someone who used to be on quite a bit, long ago. I do hope things get better for you.
^5s to the guys.
KK
Hi KK
omahaman2
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kkceohcs
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Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night, whereever you are, TCers.
Just a quick note to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IL, Red and Omaha... howyadoin? Hope your weekends were fun..
IL, hehehe Ok You get to complain about the heat more than I do.. but Hey, Your in the 80's in January. I'm in the 40's
Stay as cool and dry as you want to.. if you can.,
to the ladies
^5's to the guys
KK
Just a quick note to say HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IL, Red and Omaha... howyadoin? Hope your weekends were fun..
IL, hehehe Ok You get to complain about the heat more than I do.. but Hey, Your in the 80's in January. I'm in the 40's
Stay as cool and dry as you want to.. if you can.,
to the ladies^5's to the guys
KK
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Morning all!
Sitting here thinking, wow I haven't a class until 9:30....I got Lit time!
Classes started yesterday, and I gotta admit I wasn't looking forward to yet another year joggling work and classes...but 15 minutes after getting to class got caught up in the subject (Flash), that class is gonna be alot of fun. Now if I can figure out how to pass algebra, I may just make it. So buckle your seatbelts fellow TCers, prepare for a larger amount of whining than normal...we are going in for the final stretch.
Sitting here thinking, wow I haven't a class until 9:30....I got Lit time!
Classes started yesterday, and I gotta admit I wasn't looking forward to yet another year joggling work and classes...but 15 minutes after getting to class got caught up in the subject (Flash), that class is gonna be alot of fun. Now if I can figure out how to pass algebra, I may just make it. So buckle your seatbelts fellow TCers, prepare for a larger amount of whining than normal...we are going in for the final stretch.
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Remembering the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics.
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.>>
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries!
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh!!!
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.>>
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.
Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries!
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
Q. Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh!!!
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pleasteasme said:*True Confession*
After reading a novel, my own curiosity, and seeing an interesting post here at lit, I went to a website. Something a little out of the "ordinary" for me.....it is interesting, but not sure if it is the thing for me.
I guess I am just window shopping of sorts
I have a profile up on there
Just so I can post on the forums of course I am a submissive, and love it. Of course there are things we don't do (blood, scat, watersports, kids, breath play, needles and I have a limit when it comes to gags which we may work on one day but for now gags are off the menu). However spanking with various impliments, orgasm denial and bondage are most definitely ON the menu
My female play friend is planning to introduce me to wax play too 
sounds exciting.......
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InLust said:So....your place in the summer and mine in the winter?
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh IL, that sounds simply ORGASMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would love to, baby. Just tell me where and when..
Omaha, Have you ever heard of the Oscar & Hammerstien's musical... Oklahoma? that song should have been about Nebraska.... "Where the wind comes sweeping cross the plains...." I've been there in winter.. the summers aren't that good to offset them. Sorry man... I don't think you're willing to share Jenny that much to keep warm.
Sigh...... Leaving coffee, danishs and Krispy Kreme's for everyone on the bar.
to the ladies^5's to the guys.
for a certain pair.KK
omahaman2
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see, you all are coming here
all this talk about corn
http://www.greengiant.com/products/images/gg_corn.jpg
just wonder what is so exciting about niblers
all this talk about corn
http://www.greengiant.com/products/images/gg_corn.jpg
just wonder what is so exciting about niblers
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1st whine of the term.......
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember all the bitching I did about Mr. Anal????? He is a pussycat compaired to the drill sargent I got for algebra. Today was the first day...and we have an exam on Thursday! Just to make sure there is enough pressure, if we fail we are bounced out of the class!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is this crap? If I knew the shit I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting there at 9:30AM. And to put frosting on the cake, not only do I have to pass her final at the end of the term, I gotta pass a state exam! All this for a freaking degree in graphic design? Hell, most the art majors I know can't even balance their checkbooks, much less figure out what XYZ represents.
Going to be a very long semester
WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember all the bitching I did about Mr. Anal????? He is a pussycat compaired to the drill sargent I got for algebra. Today was the first day...and we have an exam on Thursday! Just to make sure there is enough pressure, if we fail we are bounced out of the class!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is this crap? If I knew the shit I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting there at 9:30AM. And to put frosting on the cake, not only do I have to pass her final at the end of the term, I gotta pass a state exam! All this for a freaking degree in graphic design? Hell, most the art majors I know can't even balance their checkbooks, much less figure out what XYZ represents.
Going to be a very long semester
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