*True Confessions*

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wanting to go camping at a lake, fishing, hunting riding a HD just laying around enjoying life..............;):)

Camping, good. Fishing, good. Riding HD, good. Laying around excellent. Hunting, not so much unless it is with a camera....I do however enjoy skeet shooting. Haven't been camping in a coon's age - wanna take me? :devil:
 
* Confessions *

Things just never turn out as you expect them too... sometimes that's for the best.

Fantasy is often signicantly better than reality, again something that I had to learn for myself.

I've been away from lit for quite a while and I miss many people here deeply and hope that we can reconnect.
 
Camping, good. Fishing, good. Riding HD, good. Laying around excellent. Hunting, not so much unless it is with a camera....I do however enjoy skeet shooting. Haven't been camping in a coon's age - wanna take me? :devil:

we can hunt with a camera........camping yea I will take you would be FUN..........:devil:
 
we can hunt with a camera........camping yea I will take you would be FUN..........:devil:

Will need to camp in your neck of the woods......here on the edge of nowhere, ruffing it means room service closes at midnight ;)
 
Will need to camp in your neck of the woods......here on the edge of nowhere, ruffing it means room service closes at midnight ;)


Room Service closing at "midnight"...???????? 'GASP' :eek: OMG how ruff can it get??>>>:devil:
 
Room Service closing at "midnight"...???????? 'GASP' :eek: OMG how ruff can it get??>>>:devil:

Kiki!!!!!!!!!!!!

It can get pretty ruff........maid service doesn't happen everyday without you remembering to hang a tag on your door requesting it and the cabana boys have all gone back to school! :confused:
 
Fbi Job

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were
3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter
what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.' The agent
said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said,
'You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman,
wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is
loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.
 
I am 29 though I am told I look 25 and I let people think that

I have cheated more than 50 times on my husband of 6 years (not 50 people)

I slept with my father in law and my brother in law

I had sex with my boss while i was pregnant

I had sex with my ex while i was pregnant

I was raped in college, and orgasmed

I once had a threesome with my husbands cousin and her father.

I had sex with a masseuse while my child was sleeping in another room.

I was caught playing with my self at the gym by one of the trainers

I replied to an ad on Craigslist for a white girl for a black man

I have sent naked picture of myself to strangers

Feels better to confess!!!
Wow, very sexy list.
 
Kiki!!!!!!!!!!!!

It can get pretty ruff........maid service doesn't happen everyday without you remembering to hang a tag on your door requesting it and the cabana boys have all gone back to school! :confused:

LOL.... Hun, if you even have a neighbor, much less room service, closer then a mile away then your not far enough out. :D
 
confessions

I'm really so sad the Mets ended their season yesterday.:(

I'm so grateful that Oman is my partner.:heart:
 
Confessing.....

I miss all my old friends.

Grad school is kicking my ass.
 
This is what this thread is all about:

I love the feel of a woman's breast. The size and shape generally are immateria -- it is the tactile experience that absolutely thrills me. Not for KNEADING or squeezing roughly but for application of variations on pleasure pressures. Changing the angle of touch and the amount of skin in contact with skin. Sometimes just fingertips, sometimes whole hand or just the flat of the palm.

Regardless it is a pleasure for me and one that I enjoy thoroughly. The idea is to take the opportunity with that touch to arouse and stimulate the sensory areas of a female partner. Learning which pressures in which places feel best -- elicit the sought reactions. A marvelous prelude and one that thrills me no end.
 
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