*True Confessions*

[nrcma98]

i was a swaggering, megalomaniacal male sexcrazed misogynist who married
a nice midwestern values girl next door from michigan. when i met my wife 14 years ago she was a docent at the zoo and she had just finished doing an episode of romper room. i haved the clip - sweet and innnocent - single hard working mom - both of us in our mid 30's then. i couldnt believe my luck - in this day and age - a benign non threatening good gal i could corrupt!

so i married her. she was well versed in etiquette (a teacher of emily post)
went to oral roberts university and went to grad school to become a financial analyst then a bank executive. i was very proud of her and to this day i have been faithful and true blue. so has she.

the problem is not the present. it's the past. we can do something about the present if faced with a fidelity or any other crisis of the heart and libido. we cannot do anything about the past.

one 3 day weekend i had a mid life crisis and wanted to relive the bygone college frat days. so i hunted down and bought a copious amount of cocaine. she had tried it once in college and i was a recreational imbiber my last year in school but got tired of it when it came time to go to work for a living. we are suburban and although no kids besides her grown up daughter, we werent into the drug or bar scene.

so i convinced her to try some. she was pretty pissed off at me for "bringing that stuff into the house." her prior experience was not that memorable she said. this time it would be different - and anybody who knows about this "truth serum" "spanish fly" combination cocktail mixed with tequila and a cherished saved quaalude knows it's a deadlyh combination - in the world of true confessions i mean.

this is all completely true - it happened 2 years ago and nothing prepared me for what was about to happen that fateful 4th of july weekend.


more later if anyone is interested...never been told before!

With a beginning like that, looking forward to part two.

 

[nrcma98]

Wow, its nice to see so many new people in TC. Its even nicer to see some of the old gang stopping by.

Just wanted to pop in, say hello, and wish everyone a very happy holiday season. Happy Holidays!!

To you as well

 

[naughtygirl]

To you as well

We should catch up soon.

 

[nrcma98]

We should catch up soon.

I confess to still enjoying that AV

 

[naughtygirl]

I confess to still enjoying that AV

Yea, well... my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

 

[funny215]

i bought a gift for my grandfather and then decided to keep it for myself. but i did go out today and get him something else.

 

[nrcma98]

Yea, well... my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

So THAT'S the secret

 

[omahaman2]

CONFESSION!
I love milkshakes!

 

[DarkLover]

Well, this one has been in my head so long, I might as well get it out.

We have Hispanic neighbors who have become good friends. (We're white midwesterners.)

I think those Hispanic women are HOT...so hot that every time I see the neighbor mom or daughter I wish there were some way I could fuck one of them...or better yet, both of them.

There, I said it.

Whew.


;-)

 

[mayi]

i was a swaggering, megalomaniacal male sexcrazed misogynist who married
a nice midwestern values girl next door from michigan. when i met my wife 14 years ago she was a docent at the zoo and she had just finished doing an episode of romper room. i haved the clip - sweet and innnocent - single hard working mom - both of us in our mid 30's then. i couldnt believe my luck - in this day and age - a benign non threatening good gal i could corrupt!

so i married her. she was well versed in etiquette (a teacher of emily post)
went to oral roberts university and went to grad school to become a financial analyst then a bank executive. i was very proud of her and to this day i have been faithful and true blue. so has she.

the problem is not the present. it's the past. we can do something about the present if faced with a fidelity or any other crisis of the heart and libido. we cannot do anything about the past.

one 3 day weekend i had a mid life crisis and wanted to relive the bygone college frat days. so i hunted down and bought a copious amount of cocaine. she had tried it once in college and i was a recreational imbiber my last year in school but got tired of it when it came time to go to work for a living. we are suburban and although no kids besides her grown up daughter, we werent into the drug or bar scene.

so i convinced her to try some. she was pretty pissed off at me for "bringing that stuff into the house." her prior experience was not that memorable she said. this time it would be different - and anybody who knows about this "truth serum" "spanish fly" combination cocktail mixed with tequila and a cherished saved quaalude knows it's a deadlyh combination - in the world of true confessions i mean.

this is all completely true - it happened 2 years ago and nothing prepared me for what was about to happen that fateful 4th of july weekend.


more later if anyone is interested...never been told before!

nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[naughtygirl]

CONFESSION!
I love milkshakes!

I could totally say something perverted here, but I won't out of respect to the birthday girl.

Hope you are having a fun celebratory night!

 

[sirgary]

I could totally say something perverted here, but I won't out of respect to the birthday girl.

Hope you are having a fun celebratory night!

....you gave me a perverted thought...ty..<grin>

 

[naughtygirl]

....you gave me a perverted thought...ty..<grin>

Well, I do what I can around here...

 

[sirgary]

Anyone else got any confessions to share? This needs a bump.

...I met a couple after chatting with them for a few months. After dinner we went driving with me in the back seat. He always wanted to watch another man do his wife and we all seemed to be getting along. After about thirty minutes we stopped for a coke and she climbed in the back with me. In no time we were screwing like rabbits while he cruised the main drag watching us in the rear view...then he rear ended another car...I was soo close too...

 

[DreamOfSun]

Bumpity bump.

 

[naughtygirl]

Bumpity bump.

Bump, Bumpity Bump Bump, over the hills of snow....

Hi girlie. LTNS. I hope you are enjoying the holiday season.

 

[DreamOfSun]

Bump, Bumpity Bump Bump, over the hills of snow....

Hi girlie. LTNS. I hope you are enjoying the holiday season.

Hi you. I am getting into the holiday spirit finally... I procrastinated all of my shopping until today - but it is done now! Whew!

How is California treating you?

 

[naughtygirl]

Hi you. I am getting into the holiday spirit finally... I procrastinated all of my shopping until today - but it is done now! Whew!

How is California treating you?

California is very good, although I am missing family on east coast right now.

Are your little ones excited for Christmas?

 

[Batch]

Hi Batch!

Y'know I finally quit smoking at the beginning of 2006 and then slowly started back again a few months after I started a new job (half of the people in the office were smokers). So I finally got serious about it and quit again (as of Nov. 9) and I'm doing good.

But I definately would have loved to have a cigarette or two last night to accompany the margaritas I was drinking.

The desire comes and goes.

I still have the initial pack, had a smoke on the drive home yesterday.

Damn and I was doing really good there.

 

[DreamOfSun]

California is very good, although I am missing family on east coast right now.

Are your little ones excited for Christmas?

They are counting down the days... I know what you mean about missing family... the holidays are hard.

Batch, you can do it!

 

[Batch]

They are counting down the days... I know what you mean about missing family... the holidays are hard.

Batch, you can do it!

Hey, Girl!!

Yep, it is a minor bump in the road.

 

[naughtygirl]

They are counting down the days... I know what you mean about missing family... the holidays are hard.

Batch, you can do it!

Watching little ones go through the joy of Christmas is one of the best things about Christmas! Enjoy!!

We are headed back to the northeast in January, so I'm excited.

 

[naughtygirl]

The desire comes and goes.

I still have the initial pack, had a smoke on the drive home yesterday.

Damn and I was doing really good there.

I confess I had one on Tuesday after a holiday lunch with the girls, just because. Part of me was really grossed out. But the other part of me enjoyed it...

 

[Batch]

I confess I had one on Tuesday after a holiday lunch with the girls, just because. Part of me was really grossed out. But the other part of me enjoyed it...

Oh yeah, that first drag....ummm... especially after the stress of the files that I had inherited.... ummm...

Okay, I must snap out of it.

Smoking is bad, very bad.

 

[omahaman2]

cant stay!
just wanted to say HI!
to three main reasons to