Batch
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Sweet youomahaman2 said:
*True Confessions*
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BiEroticGoddess
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arenth8 said:Welcome BiEroticGoddess,
Great confessions
Thank you for your welcome Arenth8
Something hot about confessing to all kinds of sexy things.
Nice to know there are others who are as wild as myself out there
InLust
Dreamer in residence
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Stopping by......
Hey there all!
Looks like we can run but we can't hide for long from this place I see I am not the only MIA stoping by for a check on how everyone is doing.
So what is everyone up too? Turkey Day is next week......damn but this year is spinning fast.....and I'm still here on the 3rd cow patty on the left
Hey there all!
Looks like we can run but we can't hide for long from this place
I see I am not the only MIA stoping by for a check on how everyone is doing.So what is everyone up too? Turkey Day is next week......damn but this year is spinning fast.....and I'm still here on the 3rd cow patty on the left
Batch
Airship Captain
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Doing...InLust said:Hey there all!
Looks like we can run but we can't hide for long from this place
So what is everyone up too? Turkey Day is next week......damn but this year is spinning fast.....and I'm still here on the 3rd cow patty on the left
waiting
Doing....
omahaman2
Here's your sign
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omahaman2
Here's your sign
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tamedwolf007
Experienced
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confessions
1. I masterbate at least twice a day.
2. I've masterbated at work often. I work alone.
3. I occasionally go to asian massage parlors and get the full release massages.
4. I love D/s, I love being a Dom to women, but have the fantasy of being a sub to a man.
5. I love being seen nude and love being watched while I masterbate.
1. I masterbate at least twice a day.
2. I've masterbated at work often. I work alone.
3. I occasionally go to asian massage parlors and get the full release massages.
4. I love D/s, I love being a Dom to women, but have the fantasy of being a sub to a man.
5. I love being seen nude and love being watched while I masterbate.
nrcma98
Here, there, and
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The world's worst orchestra director was preparing his new group for their first concert. Halfway through the first movement, as he conducted with wild abandon, his baton flew out of his hand and impaled itself in the eye of a flute player, killing her instantly.
The police investigated, but ruled her death an accident.
At the next rehearsal, he got caught up in the music again, lost his baton again, and this time struck the bassoon player in the eye, killing him instantly.
The police investigated, but again ruled the death an accident.
At the third rehearsal, the same thing happened, this time to a violinist.
The police could not believe that such an odd thing could happen three times in a row accidentally, so they arrested the conductor. He was tried for triple homicide and sentenced to death.
After all his appeals proved fruitless, the warden strapped him in the electric chair and the officer in charge threw the giant electrical switch.
But nothing happened.
He turned it off and then back on again, but still nothing.
The exasperated warden yelled at the officer, "What are you doing wrong?"
The officer retorted, "Hey, don't blame me. Everyone knows he's a poor conductor!"
The police investigated, but ruled her death an accident.
At the next rehearsal, he got caught up in the music again, lost his baton again, and this time struck the bassoon player in the eye, killing him instantly.
The police investigated, but again ruled the death an accident.
At the third rehearsal, the same thing happened, this time to a violinist.
The police could not believe that such an odd thing could happen three times in a row accidentally, so they arrested the conductor. He was tried for triple homicide and sentenced to death.
After all his appeals proved fruitless, the warden strapped him in the electric chair and the officer in charge threw the giant electrical switch.
But nothing happened.
He turned it off and then back on again, but still nothing.
The exasperated warden yelled at the officer, "What are you doing wrong?"
The officer retorted, "Hey, don't blame me. Everyone knows he's a poor conductor!"
*I've been broken up for over a year from my first love, yet I can't get over her. I'm afraid of this behavior that I'm unhealthily obsessed.
*I'm talking with new people and letting my sexual side out, a near opposite to my current goody-two-shoes personality.
*I don't like a lot of aspects about myself but I'm afraid of taking steps to change them.
Yeah, I'm a psychology major's dream.
*I'm talking with new people and letting my sexual side out, a near opposite to my current goody-two-shoes personality.
*I don't like a lot of aspects about myself but I'm afraid of taking steps to change them.
Yeah, I'm a psychology major's dream.
sortacurious
Je suis prête
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My confession:
I really miss this place...and I miss each of you.
I really miss this place...and I miss each of you.
sortacurious
Je suis prête
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Batch! awww - ((((Batch))))Batchoohus said:
Long time! I hope you are doing well.
Confessions.. lol
I had sex with my best friends girlfriend when he was drunk in the next room.
I had sex with both his sisters.
I had sex with his sister in law.
I love watching my wife sucking big cock especially when they cum on her face and tits.
I was caught masturbating by my English teacher.
I was caught masturbating by my maths teacher but he didn't report me as I let him finish me off.
I used to watch my sister and her boyfriend fuck. And wished it was me doing it.
I had sex with my best friends girlfriend when he was drunk in the next room.
I had sex with both his sisters.
I had sex with his sister in law.
I love watching my wife sucking big cock especially when they cum on her face and tits.
I was caught masturbating by my English teacher.
I was caught masturbating by my maths teacher but he didn't report me as I let him finish me off.
I used to watch my sister and her boyfriend fuck. And wished it was me doing it.
the_tom_cat
Literotica Guru
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I was right!!
As a fool, I have never touched this thread before till I made a mistake this morning and started at post #1.
This is an awesome thread!!
Anyway, I do not have the time to read the thousands of messages that are here, butt ( love butts ) can say that I guessed eventually this thread had to have changed to a "friends thread" which it did...
Some of you have some of the coolest things in your profile but do not allow us mere mortals to email you... Thus I do want to say to whoever it was that started this thread I love the comment...
"seeking passion" -- speaks volumes....
You guys be good - I have weeks of reading to catch up on....
As a fool, I have never touched this thread before till I made a mistake this morning and started at post #1.
This is an awesome thread!!
Anyway, I do not have the time to read the thousands of messages that are here, butt ( love butts ) can say that I guessed eventually this thread had to have changed to a "friends thread" which it did...
Some of you have some of the coolest things in your profile but do not allow us mere mortals to email you... Thus I do want to say to whoever it was that started this thread I love the comment...
"seeking passion" -- speaks volumes....
You guys be good - I have weeks of reading to catch up on....
athmyrrdin
Really Experienced
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My first and only 3some
This is my first confession, and also one of the most extreme, though true.
I had a threesome with a porn actress I was having an affair with (she hit on me after I didn't have much luck at the swingers' club) and a transexual friend of her (who happens to be a little tv celebrity, as one of the most famous transexuals in Italy).
We didn't have intercourse (so I didn't see his/her down there...) but they both went down on me.
A unique and worthy experience...
This is my first confession, and also one of the most extreme, though true.
I had a threesome with a porn actress I was having an affair with (she hit on me after I didn't have much luck at the swingers' club) and a transexual friend of her (who happens to be a little tv celebrity, as one of the most famous transexuals in Italy).
We didn't have intercourse (so I didn't see his/her down there...) but they both went down on me.
A unique and worthy experience...
the_tom_cat
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I have a zillion...
I lost my virginity to a married woman and I think I fathered a child. Nor the mother or child have ever tried to contact me... I think the Mom wanted it to remain a secret and it has....
I lost my virginity to a married woman and I think I fathered a child. Nor the mother or child have ever tried to contact me... I think the Mom wanted it to remain a secret and it has....
yearningtongue
Virgin
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confessing
Ah...where to start.....while I love long strokes of the cock, I do enjoy making nipples hard and taut....sucking, nibbling, blowing, stroking
I love to cook au naturel.....making things today for the holidays
Mr virgin bi-experience was with a more experienced woman...she loved by DD, kneading and masturbating them with one hand while massaing my dripping pussy with the other...while her husband watched and stroked....
I love making my Master forget He's my Master......
I need to find stronger motored vibe's...can't quite reach the big 'O' with the ones I have.....suggestions???
Ah...where to start.....while I love long strokes of the cock, I do enjoy making nipples hard and taut....sucking, nibbling, blowing, stroking
I love to cook au naturel.....making things today for the holidays
Mr virgin bi-experience was with a more experienced woman...she loved by DD, kneading and masturbating them with one hand while massaing my dripping pussy with the other...while her husband watched and stroked....
I love making my Master forget He's my Master......
I need to find stronger motored vibe's...can't quite reach the big 'O' with the ones I have.....suggestions???
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