True Confessions

DreamOfSun · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
I am having insanely impure thoughts about you right now.

Now spill the beans on the new friend before Jeff goes into meltdown.

Please share your insanely impure thoughts!!!

Well, it seems to me that Jeff has more to share than I do. I take back seat.

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:
I am guessing it has something to do with the toilet bowl brush.

Thanks for the visual there, Dreamy. Just what I needed after lunch.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
Mmm...he was sexy in that movie.

Do tell, how did that happen? Curious minds want to know.

A frightening beer bottle incident. Too horrible to describe.

DreamOfSun · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
Thanks for the visual there, Dreamy. Just what I needed after lunch.

Okay, get back to the insanely impure thoughts of me!

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:
Please share your insanely impure thoughts!!!

Well, it seems to me that Jeff has more to share than I do. I take back seat.

<cough, sputter> D'oh!

You're impossible!!!

You in the back seat with CF....that has possibilities.

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:
Please share your insanely impure thoughts!!!

Well, it seems to me that Jeff has more to share than I do. I take back seat.

No no, we started with you. I think he just shared to draw you out.

Jeff - I guess that's what happens when you stick your tongue where it doesn't belong.

DreamOfSun · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
<cough, sputter> D'oh!

You're impossible!!!

You in the back seat with CF....that has possibilities.

Indeed.

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:
Okay, get back to the insanely impure thoughts of me!

Hmmm...now my mind is wandering to you and me in the back seat while Jeff is driving. Hope he doesn't wreck.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
No no, we started with you. I think he just shared to draw you out.

Jeff - I guess that's what happens when you stick your tongue where it doesn't belong.

It was wet and there was an opening....what can I say.....It's been a while.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
Hmmm...now my mind is wandering to you and me in the back seat while Jeff is driving. Hope he doesn't wreck.

I have to drive?!?!?!?!

Damn the luck

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
It was wet and there was an opening....what can I say.....It's been a while.

*Please, please, please tell me he's talking about the beer bottle and not the toilet bowl.*

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
*Please, please, please tell me he's talking about the beer bottle and not the toilet bowl.*

<checks breath> Nope.....Not the toilet bowl.

btw....How do you tell the difference between an oral, rectal, and otic (ear) thermometer?

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
<checks breath> Nope.....Not the toilet bowl.

btw....How do you tell the difference between an oral, rectal, and otic (ear) thermometer?

You have no idea how relieved I am to hear this.

Now, do you remember this?

Curious_Fem said:
You're the professional in that department. My talents lie elsewhere.

On with the punchline.

Wintermute · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
*Please, please, please tell me he's talking about the beer bottle and not the toilet bowl.*

Well, it might of been a fishing trip. Was there a little man in the boat?

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
You have no idea how relieved I am to hear this.

Now, do you remember this?

On with the punchline.

Taste

DreamOfSun · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
Taste

Is this from personal experience?

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

Wintermute said:
Well, it might of been a fishing trip. Was there a little man in the boat?

Jeff....yuck. Just yuck.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:
Is this from personal experience?

Where is that ignore button?

Wintermute · May 19, 2004

Top 5

The Top 5 Pick-Up Lines Used by News Anchors

5> "How about giving me a little headline?"

4> "I'm horny as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

3> "I put the 'bed' in embed!"

2> "Tension has been building for days. For an on-the-scene
report, I take you now live, down to my pants."

and The Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by News Anchors...

1> "Coming up in our next segment: my manly part!"

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Curious_Fem said:
Jeff....yuck. Just yuck.

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the veal and try your waitress. Or is that the other way around.

DreamOfSun · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
Where is that ignore button?

I bet I beat you to it.

Curious_Fem · May 19, 2004

Re: Top 5

Wintermute said:
The Top 5 Pick-Up Lines Used by News Anchors

5> "How about giving me a little headline?"

4> "I'm horny as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

3> "I put the 'bed' in embed!"

2> "Tension has been building for days. For an on-the-scene
report, I take you now live, down to my pants."

and The Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by News Anchors...

1> "Coming up in our next segment: my manly part!"

I'm ashamed to admit, I like #5.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

DreamOfSun said:

I thought I heard something....Apparently not

Wintermute · May 19, 2004

nrcma98 said:
I thought I heard something....Apparently not

Cleaver... I'm stealing that.

nrcma98 · May 19, 2004

Wintermute said:
Cleaver... I'm stealing that.

I'll expect royalties

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