*True Confessions*
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naughtygirl
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Happy Spring Forward, gang. Bah. This spring forward always screws with me and tonight Im having a hard time getting to sleep which blows, as I usually get up at 5:30 am....which my body will tell me is really 4:30 am in a few short hours...
I hope y'all had a wonderful weekend. I spent most of today nursing a nasty sinus cold, which had me feeling pretty yucky most of the day. I think its allergies...Anyway, I hope y'all have a great week!
I hope y'all had a wonderful weekend. I spent most of today nursing a nasty sinus cold, which had me feeling pretty yucky most of the day. I think its allergies...Anyway, I hope y'all have a great week!
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Wow with all these confessions i think i should post some of my own. Mind you i live in ontario so if any one lives there they are the ones who will know these locations. Also im gonna have to separate these into some categories.
- i had sex when i was 17 on the eurotrain somewhere in france...i dont know where because it was moving.
I guess this was the one and only random guy i ever had sex with.
Ex Boyfriend.
--The Go Train Station's Bathrooms:
-men's bathroom at union station(any guy or girl i guess who has been in this bathroom knows that there are like 30 stalls in that bathroom)
-bathroom at port credit go, clarkson go and oakville go.
--several bathrooms in several buildings in toronto
--the greyhound washroom.
--every province on the way to b.c.
--i gave him a blowjob in a cab once.
--hmm this one is funny. he made me stick a dildo in his ass once, but it was so lubed up it slipped and went in a little faster and harder than i intended it to(i guess it could only be karma)
--This is where it get's ugly. Its kinda sad but he broke my nose when he threw a frozen snicker's chocolate bar at my face from like two feet away.
I guess that's all. Oh and he had a very large cock.
So did the guy i fucked when i was 17. And my current boyfriend too. Actually except for my first time(which wasn't exactly my choice--some1 put something in my drink) every single guy i've slept with has had a huge dick.
Current boyfriend.
- even though we haven't said anything yet. as soon as we have the money together we're getting married.(im only22 but i love him)
- i cheated on him(once and it was a mistake...he knows about it)
- he did e for the first time with me a couple of weeks back but i felt bad cuz he couldn't get hard.
- hmmm. well again we've had sex in countless places...most of the time in a car at different locations.
- my parents bathroom
- in the pool
- my friend's parents' bed
- a park picnic bench(the funny thing is the next day we were all at the park on that same bench and ppl were resting their heads and whatnot on the same bench. i didn't have the heart to tell them what happend on that bench)
- and for the longest time...my room...my parents are cool.
Other confessions.
i can be a bitch at times and sometimes its costed me friendships and one other time it caused some one to be afraid of me(when i was in the 4th grade i kicked some kid in the balls and he literally went off the ground...i felt bad and then next day when i tried to apologise he ran away)
i guess i have nothing to say.
- i had sex when i was 17 on the eurotrain somewhere in france...i dont know where because it was moving.
I guess this was the one and only random guy i ever had sex with.
Ex Boyfriend.
--The Go Train Station's Bathrooms:
-men's bathroom at union station(any guy or girl i guess who has been in this bathroom knows that there are like 30 stalls in that bathroom)
-bathroom at port credit go, clarkson go and oakville go.
--several bathrooms in several buildings in toronto
--the greyhound washroom.
--every province on the way to b.c.
--i gave him a blowjob in a cab once.
--hmm this one is funny. he made me stick a dildo in his ass once, but it was so lubed up it slipped and went in a little faster and harder than i intended it to(i guess it could only be karma)
--This is where it get's ugly. Its kinda sad but he broke my nose when he threw a frozen snicker's chocolate bar at my face from like two feet away.
I guess that's all. Oh and he had a very large cock.
So did the guy i fucked when i was 17. And my current boyfriend too. Actually except for my first time(which wasn't exactly my choice--some1 put something in my drink) every single guy i've slept with has had a huge dick.
Current boyfriend.
- even though we haven't said anything yet. as soon as we have the money together we're getting married.(im only22 but i love him)
- i cheated on him(once and it was a mistake...he knows about it)
- he did e for the first time with me a couple of weeks back but i felt bad cuz he couldn't get hard.
- hmmm. well again we've had sex in countless places...most of the time in a car at different locations.
- my parents bathroom
- in the pool
- my friend's parents' bed
- a park picnic bench(the funny thing is the next day we were all at the park on that same bench and ppl were resting their heads and whatnot on the same bench. i didn't have the heart to tell them what happend on that bench)
- and for the longest time...my room...my parents are cool.
Other confessions.
i can be a bitch at times and sometimes its costed me friendships and one other time it caused some one to be afraid of me(when i was in the 4th grade i kicked some kid in the balls and he literally went off the ground...i felt bad and then next day when i tried to apologise he ran away)
i guess i have nothing to say.
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I'm a happy man ....1fiestyredhead said:
You're not sure? ... Well, I'll be happy to whisper it to you a few more times. I'm sorry though ... I'm afraid each description will be diiferent ... variations on a theme if you like ...And I'm not quite sure on that whole delicious thing...can you whisper it a few more times???
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College_geek said:
Wow, that brings the total of inmates to 4!
I could never get a whole weekend done in one evening....pulling all nighters isn't something I can do and function the next day - Mondays are my days from hell; 14 hours worth of classes and work. This time change is gonna mess with me for a couple of weeks......they need to just leave the crap alone. Why is it so important that it not get dark until 8PM or after?
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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... (2003 Version)
Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
You have a relative living in your garage.
Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
None of the tires on your van are the same size.
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
You've slow danced in the Waffle House.
Starting your car involves popping the hood.
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
You whistle at women in church.
You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.
Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
You have a relative living in your garage.
Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
None of the tires on your van are the same size.
You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it
Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
You've slow danced in the Waffle House.
Starting your car involves popping the hood.
Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
You whistle at women in church.
You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.
English Lady
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redrider......hi there hunny...it surely sucks.....though i am glad united are improving now 
SSG.....oh i am not so confident....Milwall against Man U as a final? that sounds way to much like a giant killing possibility for Millwall for my liking! I am hoping aresnal balls up and chelsea win the legue....claudio ranieri is lovely
SSG.....oh i am not so confident....Milwall against Man U as a final? that sounds way to much like a giant killing possibility for Millwall for my liking! I am hoping aresnal balls up and chelsea win the legue....claudio ranieri is lovely
English Lady
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Kiki...I was just looking for this thread to bump it myself *chuckles*
how are you doing?
how are you doing?
English Lady
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I'm doing well thanks
My little girl has spots...a viral infection..pssibly chicken pox though I've had chicken pox...but that doesn't automatically make me safe though*L*
My little girl has spots...a viral infection..pssibly chicken pox though
I've had chicken pox...but that doesn't automatically make me safe though*L*
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Ouch, you be careful. My sister has had chicken-pox three times. It can be pretty dangerous for an adult.English Lady said:I'm doing well thanks
My little girl has spots...a viral infection..pssibly chicken pox though
English Lady
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Kiki..well i have to look after her...I'll just have to see what happens i guess
English Lady
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I will do my best kiki thanks
thanks
English Lady
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thanks so much Kiki
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I just wanted to thank everyone for their well wishes!!!
They mean a lot to me... It helps to know that you are all here to listen to my woes... if I ever have any more... and I will... it's just a part of life *sigh*
They mean a lot to me... It helps to know that you are all here to listen to my woes... if I ever have any more... and I will... it's just a part of life *sigh*
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page 3????
sad ... very sad ...
bump (I'll leave the grinding to others .. )
sad ... very sad ...
bump (I'll leave the grinding to others .. )
English Lady
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*grinds against SS*
Morning TC.
Yup it's chicken pox. Beth woke up this morning with more spots and some of them have blistered now. She has lots on her back and a fair few on her tummy. Not many on her face or arms or legs though.....she is itchy today. We've had a bicarbonate of soda seasoned bath and 2 lots of camomile lotion on already*L*
Its gonna be a fun day
On a happier note....had some interesting sex last night....did a new position that was fun......I am sure i looked quite ridiculous doing it though*L*
Morning TC.
Yup it's chicken pox. Beth woke up this morning with more spots and some of them have blistered now. She has lots on her back and a fair few on her tummy. Not many on her face or arms or legs though.....she is itchy today. We've had a bicarbonate of soda seasoned bath and 2 lots of camomile lotion on already*L*
Its gonna be a fun day
On a happier note....had some interesting sex last night....did a new position that was fun......I am sure i looked quite ridiculous doing it though*L*
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SweetSexyLady said:I just wanted to thank everyone for their well wishes!!!
They mean a lot to me... It helps to know that you are all here to listen to my woes... if I ever have any more... and I will... it's just a part of life *sigh*
That's why we all spend most of our time in *TC* isn't it.
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Confession
I haven't confessed anything in a long time...
* Tomorrow is my 15th Wedding Annisersary.
* The only thing I want is the damn divorce final.
* We've been living 1500 miles apart for almost a year.
* I broke up with my Girlfriend this weekend and now regret it.
* I didn't realise how much she really loved me.
* It might be to late to get her back.
How's that?
I haven't confessed anything in a long time...
* Tomorrow is my 15th Wedding Annisersary.
* The only thing I want is the damn divorce final.
* We've been living 1500 miles apart for almost a year.
* I broke up with my Girlfriend this weekend and now regret it.
* I didn't realise how much she really loved me.
* It might be to late to get her back.
How's that?
English Lady
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Those are some weighty confessions wintermute
*offers some hugs*
*offers some hugs*
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All I Need to Learn about Life I learned from the Easter Bunny!
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.
Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.
The grass is greener in someone else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.
Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.
The grass is greener in someone else's basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
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