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1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook. 3. n. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:


Hey baby

Why not perk up and get the fuck out of here

what? like a date? really? you love me like that?
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:


Hey baby

Why not perk up and get the fuck out of here

Speaking of trolls... I think Hanns just recently finally figured out how to register. But he still posts as if hes Unregistered. It probably strained both his little brain cells doing it.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:


What the fuck are you trying to say?

restructure that fucking mess




And perky....a date with you? aight bitch you wire me some cash for allowing you to date this extraordinary G

Yoyotwit has been reborn as an aryan fascist.

As for dating Perky...grow a dick first. Then she might be interested.
 
IrishWolfhound said:


Yoyotwit has been reborn as an aryan fascist.

As for dating Perky...grow a dick first. Then she might be interested.


I have a feeling he's already got a pussy. :D
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:


Yeah we'll see how the bitch steps up and gives me tude with my dong shoved down her windpipe

Sorry? That was your dong? I thought it was a straw. *giggle* My bad.
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:


Yeah we'll see how the bitch steps up and gives me tude with my dong shoved down her windpipe

God, I love watching these pathetic attempts to compensate for under-developed testes.
 
Troll - used by Yoopers to describe anyone from Lower Michigan because they live under the bridge (south of the Mackinac Bridge).

Took me awhile when I first started coming here to figure out that everyone wasn't from the LP.
 
Lancecastor said:
troll

1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT.

This is my preferred method of communication though I'm an equal opportunity troll. I'm not the least bit concerned with one's status as a new or used poster. Post totals aren't incumbent in how one makes an ass out of one's self or my success in making things worse.

2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook.

That's the average troll. You? Heh, couldn't resist the dig.
 
Lancecastor said:
troll

1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook. 3. n. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.

OK, so what? It's like any other derogatory label. Racist, homophobe, etc. You don't have to be one to be called one and once you're called one it sticks with the 'hanger's on' that can't think for themselves.

Yep, been there.

Ishmael
 
Re: Re: Troll

Ishmael said:
OK, so what? It's like any other derogatory label. Racist, homophobe, etc. You don't have to be one to be called one and once you're called one it sticks with the 'hanger's on' that can't think for themselves.

Yep, been there.

Ishmael

...done that.
 
ExLimey said:
Troll - used by Yoopers to describe anyone from Lower Michigan because they live under the bridge (south of the Mackinac Bridge).

Took me awhile when I first started coming here to figure out that everyone wasn't from the LP.

Are you a UPer?
 
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