Troll Smoothies for our Guests -

[Sparky Kronkite]

Poisoned.

 

[Guest]

heya Sparky you bastage. if your tuber is at mid-torso you must be one funny looking somnobitch. you musta be looking like a fargin teapot from da waist up and like a fargin Ken Doll from da waist down. eunuch some help wit dat?

 

[Guest]

heya Sparky ya bastage. Howard Sternum says you cum from da diaphram. how true is dat?

 

[Guest]

Double Eat Me.

 

[Guest]

Eat Me?

ok'd i wull i luv's da cum frum's da spunt

 

[Guest]

heya Sparky ya fargin bastage. Ya got to learn to be funny ifn you wannabe a TROLL. you no funny that's why we TROLLs we no like you. Eat me da best ya can do? You so shitty Sparky.

 

[Ambrosious]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
<clutching throat dramatically>

What the HELL was in that, POISON?

 

[Guest]

HEY YOU GUYS!

Cut - it - out!

 

[Guest]

Dave? Dave's not here, Man

 

[Guest]

Yes it's really me!

This is hilarious - I'm sitting here eating my sandwich and smoking my stog and bumping around and fall into this stupid, stupid, thread.

Hey! That's it "Stupid Thread Tricks!" Perfect!

Who are you guys?

Big Dave.

 

[Mustang Sally]

DAVE DAVE DAVE!!!
Can I have your signature????

 

[Guest]

Nope -

But you can have an old, used pair of my boxer shorts - I'll have my mom send'em.

 

[Guest]

I had a vision.. all these people are Spunky. Even me!

 

[Disco]

Ambrosius....someone experienced.....

Heeeelllllpppp meeeeeee...!!!!!!

*hack/wheeze* I'm drowning in guests!
some one hit the frape' button!

roger Roger
What's your vector Victor
Over
under
OUT!