Troll Recidiva!

[Recidiva]

I will genuinely look at every post. You can't do it in other people's threads because that's disrespectful.

Ain't nobody want to go bump that other thread because that's just losing at Internet Chicken.

Whether or not I respond is based on my vile sense of humor and willingness to do mental damage to the population.

C'mon!

Or is it no fun if I want it? Is it only fun if you can intrude in someone else's conversations and make sure that everyone knows that you know that I'm bad.

C'mon, this is obvious attention whoring. Have at it. You guys can't just hope my name shows up at a bottom of a thread so you can lurk or something. That can't be healthy.

 

[subdued_passion]

I was just starting a thread along similar lines.

You are a witch!

 

[Recidiva]

I was just starting a thread along similar lines.

You are a witch!

You have no original ideas. What are you talking about?

Actually this isn't an original idea, it's just testing out a theory that if I actually am an attention whore, they'll call me something else because they can't possibly get it right.

I'm waiting to see what happens next. Did I have the twins? Did I let that guy know that thing that that guy has no right to know? Do I sleep well at night? Do I have disagreeable personal habits?

Let's find out!

I'm betting it'll be you and me for seven pages until one of us falls asleep.

It's no fun if I'm asking for it.

 

[subdued_passion]

You steal my idea, by reading my thoughts and now you're ignoring me!

Fuck this!!

I'mma gonna get all up in your face bea-yatch.

 

[Recidiva]

You steal my idea, by reading my thoughts and now you're ignoring me!

Fuck this!!

I'mma gonna get all up in your face bea-yatch.

Are you? Tell me about myself! I don't know, but I'm sure you know. Tell me tell me tell me!

I hope I like me. But I kind of doubt it.

 

[subdued_passion]

You have no original ideas. What are you talking about?

Actually this isn't an original idea, it's just testing out a theory that if I actually am an attention whore, they'll call me something else because they can't possibly get it right.

I'm waiting to see what happens next. Did I have the twins? Did I let that guy know that thing that that guy has no right to know? Do I sleep well at night? Do I have disagreeable personal habits?

Let's find out!

I'm betting it'll be you and me for seven pages until one of us falls asleep.

It's no fun if I'm asking for it.

Of course you are an attention whore. Every time some fucktard gives you any attention you choose to respond instead of politely shooting yourself in the head.

 

[subdued_passion]

Are you? Tell me about myself! I don't know, but I'm sure you know. Tell me tell me tell me!

I hope I like me. But I kind of doubt it.

Oh yeah! I'm in your face and in your head now. You're such a sad pathetic person who just sits here responding to me while I am just watching you wriggle and laugh.

 

[Recidiva]

Of course you are an attention whore. Every time some fucktard gives you any attention you choose to respond instead of politely shooting yourself in the head.

I would like anybody, anywhere, to find some evidence in the past that I declared myself a perfect angel who had done no wrong ever.

I think that's slander, that is. "You were so high! And you've fallen so far!"

I just got stuck on the "Wait, I was what now?"

 

[Recidiva]

Oh yeah! I'm in your face and in your head now. You're such a sad pathetic person who just sits here responding to me while I am just watching you wriggle and laugh.

Don't tickle. I squeak. It's not a graceful sound. And I must always be graceful for I am a lady.

 

[subdued_passion]

I would like anybody, anywhere, to find some evidence in the past that I declared myself a perfect angel who had done no wrong ever.

I think that's slander, that is. "You were so high! And you've fallen so far!"

I just got stuck on the "Wait, I was what now?"

There you go again!

Talking all high and mighty and showing off. It just never stops with you. Does it?

I mean, you just can't seem to stop talking about yourself. Can you?

It's a real problem with you, isn't it?

 

[Recidiva]

There you go again!

Talking all high and mighty and showing off. It just never stops with you. Does it?

I mean, you just can't seem to stop talking about yourself. Can you?

It's a real problem with you, isn't it?

I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable here.

Back off, lady! What do you, go to make people miserable all day! With your...stuff and your lies and your talking!

How can we all lead perfect lives if all this fucking honesty and shit is mucking up the flow of just being a perfect citizen!

 

[subdued_passion]

Don't tickle. I squeak. It's not a graceful sound. And I must always be graceful for I am a lady.

There you go again with your flippant shit!


Fist you do something as outrageous as starting this thread, stealing my idea, blathering on about yourself and now you're mocking me and mocking my righteous indignation.

You are certifiably nuts lady!

 

[SigmundFraud]

I will genuinely look at every post. You can't do it in other people's threads because that's disrespectful.

Ain't nobody want to go bump that other thread because that's just losing at Internet Chicken.

Whether or not I respond is based on my vile sense of humor and willingness to do mental damage to the population.

C'mon!

Or is it no fun if I want it? Is it only fun if you can intrude in someone else's conversations and make sure that everyone knows that you know that I'm bad.

C'mon, this is obvious attention whoring. Have at it. You guys can't just hope my name shows up at a bottom of a thread so you can lurk or something. That can't be healthy.

You are a very sad person.

I feel sorry for picking on you now.

Picking on you seems like kicking a puppy.

Accept my apologies.

Of course you will suspect some clever trap on my part yet again.

 

[Recidiva]

There you go again with your flippant shit!


Fist you do something as outrageous as starting this thread, stealing my idea, blathering on about yourself and now you're mocking me and mocking my righteous indignation.

You are certifiably nuts lady!

Well, what the fuck option do I have! It's not like there's an entire world of possibilities, of us each exploring our own paths and making choices to build our world.

You fucking sucked me in with your going to a completely obscure place anonymously and saying...stuff! STUFF.

How are we going to just continue to breathe and function and exist when that is happening in the world?!

It's not like there's war or famine or cruelty or true horrors. This is IMPORTANT!

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable here.

Back off, lady! What do you, go to make people miserable all day! With your...stuff and your lies and your talking!

How can we all lead perfect lives if all this fucking honesty and shit is mucking up the flow of just being a perfect citizen!

I didn't come to this here place to have to deal with people like you. You make me sick to my stomach.

You are vile and foul and I bet you must be the worse mother ever, because it really speaks about your maternal skills when you get flippant about stealing someone's idea for starting a thread calling out their trolls.

 

[Recidiva]

You are a very sad person.

I feel sorry for picking on you now.

Picking on you seems like kicking a puppy.

Accept my apologies.

Of course you will suspect some clever trap on my part yet again.

Do you really feel sorry?

I'm sorry I called you Pablo. That was uncalled for and I know you have your unique identity and occasionally people don't "get" me.

Nobody should be called Pablo. Not even Pablo.

No, really, I'm just going to assume anybody here doesn't really want to troll me because it's not fun if there's an invitation.

 

[Recidiva]

I didn't come to this here place to have to deal with people like you. You make me sick to my stomach.

You are vile and foul and I bet you must be the worse mother ever, because it really speaks about your maternal skills when you get flippant about stealing someone's idea for starting a thread calling out their trolls.

I admit that I occasionally have fucked up washing the linen myself and getting some red in there after Thanksgiving because someone left a red napkin from Christmas.

Now I have pink linen. PINK FUCKING LINEN.

And it isn't even ironed properly and I just wanted to save money on the dry cleaning.

I am...ashamed.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

There you go again with your flippant shit!


Fist you do something as outrageous as starting this thread, stealing my idea, blathering on about yourself and now you're mocking me and mocking my righteous indignation.

You are certifiably nuts lady!

I've just been accused of being your ALT now by your best buddy JBJ!

 

[subdued_passion]

Well, what the fuck option do I have! It's not like there's an entire world of possibilities, of us each exploring our own paths and making choices to build our world.

You fucking sucked me in with your going to a completely obscure place anonymously and saying...stuff! STUFF.

How are we going to just continue to breathe and function and exist when that is happening in the world?!

It's not like there's war or famine or cruelty or true horrors. This is IMPORTANT!

Oh don't make excuses, you were stupid and dumb enough to admit in your OP that you made this thread just to spite me. And then you went and edited so that people wouldn't know truly what a sick freak you are.

But go on and tell me how you didn't do that.

Because watching you squirm as you get caught u in your lies is fun.

Go on type another 1000 word essay.

 

[subdued_passion]

I've just been accused of being your ALT now by your best buddy JBJ!

Link please.

 

[Recidiva]

I've just been accused of being your ALT now by your best buddy JBJ!

If I don't get accused of being four horrible things a day by JBJ I feel snubbed.

 

[subdued_passion]

I admit that I occasionally have fucked up washing the linen myself and getting some red in there after Thanksgiving because someone left a red napkin from Christmas.

Now I have pink linen. PINK FUCKING LINEN.

And it isn't even ironed properly and I just wanted to save money on the dry cleaning.

I am...ashamed.

Yes. Just admit that you did wrong and it's all good.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

Link please.

Don't know hot to link and I'm on my phone so it doesn't let me cut and paste. Go back to the bully thread and you'll see it.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Do you really feel sorry?

I'm sorry I called you Pablo. That was uncalled for and I know you have your unique identity and occasionally people don't "get" me.

Nobody should be called Pablo. Not even Pablo.

No, really, I'm just going to assume anybody here doesn't really want to troll me because it's not fun if there's an invitation.

Not really sorry because you kinda deserved it as you attacked me first just for being nice to you which is kind of a first for me. Usually women hate me after about 6 months of dating not on my first day I meet them. Not saying we are or will date because obviously I am 34 years older than your preference. Sorry that was hard to resist. I am weak.

 

[subdued_passion]

Don't know hot to link and I'm on my phone so it doesn't let me cut and paste. Go back to the bully thread and you'll see it.

Sorry, but no. That thread got ugly real soon. And more hypocrisy than I can palate at this hour. I'm gonna pass.