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Guaranteed to offend the bicycle-helmet wearing candy-ass in you!
STAY TUNED.
 
That has already been posted at this thread: Here

This one is a slightly different report. It's probably worth a repeat.

Og
 
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oggbashan said:
That has already been posted at this thread: Here

This one is a slightly different report. It's probably worth a repeat.

Og
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I stay in my own hood now. If the boys & girls want trouble they have to come looking for it.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
Guaranteed to offend the bicycle-helmet wearing candy-ass in you!
STAY TUNED.
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Some of us aren't candy-ass bike helmet wearers by choice. In Australia the fricken cops will hunt you down and whack you with a $50 fine for not wearing one. They show absolutely no mercy. I have seen em fining little kids. Funny thing is, you can wander around our neighbourhood with a knife sticking outta your chest and you think you can find a cop. No way.
 
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VROSEJ

Cops the world over like to go home at the end of the day, politicians like easy money, so they join forces and create nuisance laws that make safe work for the police and enrich government. Helmet laws, seat-belt laws, etc. keep everyone happy including the criminals who have fewer cops to worry about.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
VROSEJ

Cops the world over like to go home at the end of the day, politicians like easy money, so they join forces and create nuisance laws that make safe work for the police and enrich government. Helmet laws, seat-belt laws, etc. keep everyone happy including the criminals who have fewer cops to worry about.
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Australia has very tough seat belt and helmet laws. You can lose your license on public holidays if you either you or your passengers are not wearing their seat belts.
 
vrosej10 said:
Australia has very tough seat belt and helmet laws. You can lose your license on public holidays if you either you or your passengers are not wearing their seat belts.
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I believe you.

I also believe cops and politicians use nuisance laws to increase the revenue stream and reduce exposure to real police work.
 
http://ije.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/full/30/6/1499
FUDGING THE NUMBERS.
In 1990 fudge packing was a risky proposition, and it remains so, though the researchers now have their minds right with respect to appeasing the CareBears. They have done no new research but assert that gays likely live longer lives now. This translates to WE DONT KNOW BUT WE'RE REALLY WEARY OF THE HELL WE'VE BEEN CATCHING FOR OUR ORIGINAL RESEARCH.
 
Mornin' Jim,

Just stopping by, to see what's going on this morning...
 
AUSTIN

Gettin ready to crank-up the A/H angst and wailing. Campfires with the usual marshmellows & weenies cause brain constipation. So I brought along a case of Doctor Jimmy-Bob's PERUNA & CASTOR OIL ELIXIR, and a wood rasp for the impacted assheads who need an enema.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
AUSTIN

Gettin ready to crank-up the A/H angst and wailing. Campfires with the usual marshmellows & weenies cause brain constipation. So I brought along a case of Doctor Jimmy-Bob's PERUNA & CASTOR OIL ELIXIR, and a wood rasp for the impacted assheads who need an enema.
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Hahaha nice, that castor oil and wood rasp oughta break um loose!
 
vrosej10 said:
Some of us aren't candy-ass bike helmet wearers by choice. In Australia the fricken cops will hunt you down and whack you with a $50 fine for not wearing one. They show absolutely no mercy. I have seen em fining little kids. Funny thing is, you can wander around our neighbourhood with a knife sticking outta your chest and you think you can find a cop. No way.
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If I wander around the neighbourhood with a knife sticking outta my chest, I'm more interrested in a doctor than a cop. But each to thweir own.
 
Austin8 said:
Hahaha nice, that castor oil and wood rasp oughta break um loose!
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With this herd of pervs I admit to being puzzled that enemas arent SOP for most of them. A guvmint check and an enema is really all anyone needs to be happy, so they tell me.
 
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Morning Jim, Looks like a anice day in the neighborhood.
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GM to you, too.

I have several projects on the stove. A dirty story by special request I call READ ME A STORY, a Faustian sort of vampire tale I call LEMONADE STAND, and a Hitlerian nightmare I call MOURNING IN AMERIKA....1984 and the Holocaust in a kinder, gentler America. A leader who solves all of our national problems with a smile.

So I'm busy enough. Jim
 
Uh Oh! Another JBJ thread! Cue the weeping, wailing, rending of garmets and the gnashing of teeth. :rolleyes:

I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little sister. :D
 
TE999

The last time I had this much fun I held my sister down and clipped her fingernails off. It will prove if you have what it takes to be a man when your mother finds out. Its bell you cannot unring.
 
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