Troll depository.....

[Siren]

 

[Ambrosious]

Siren

Don't be afraid to use a hyphen or two.

 

[Siren]

Ummmmm...okay-I -won't....

 

[Merelan]

Pout, stamp foot.
I want a troll. How come I never get a troll?

 

[Sammyjo]

Merelan...the easiest way to get a troll is to at some point attack (i.e. point out a flaw, disagree, etc.) with someone who has a mean streak, but such low self-esteem that they can't bear to post as themselves...they will start trolling you in no time...

 

[Merelan]

Oh, okay. Mean old nasty wrong thinking idiot!!! How's that?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh, okay. Mean old nasty wrong thinking idiot!!! How's that?

I only troll for love.. no wonder I fail!

 

[Merelan]

You can troll me anytime!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

*looking around, thinking there are trolls here that need a enema*

 

[Siren]

What ? No trolls???

 

[Sammyjo]

Trolls are weird creatures...they don't want to be accepted, but they want to bitch that the "clique" isn't accepting them. They want to stir the pot, but when you ask them to come and defend their actions, they are nowhere to be found...funny...

Merelan, was that for me? or anyone who would like to be your troll? I can't say as though I've trolled anyone. The only time I posted as someone else was that time when I was "Madonna"...2 whole posts...and that was funny. *sigh* I just don't have it in me. I have a hard enough time keeping my lies straight now

 

[Merelan]

That was meant for anyone who wanted to be my troll. Poopy. no one likes me enough. Oh well.

 

[Guest]

how's that for a troll?

I couldnt resist your request....
Guess who I am?
If you guess correctly...
I will grant you a wish....

* slurp *

< damn... I mighta given it away there >

 

[Merelan]

Mrs. Wolfie, it is obvious who you are... by the slurp and that wicked naughty "I have an animal in my bed" look.
Have you been keeping him tied up? Not fair.
Now do I get anything I want?

 

[Siren]

What the Hell are you talking about?

 

[Merelan]

I want Wolfie!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Hey bitch, get your ass over here and make me something to eat !

Then massage my feet, get me the remote,
fluff my pillow and give me some head !

You happy now, you needy woman?

 

[Merelan]

Thank you oh kind and wonderful Master. May I also wipe your butt? It kinda smells a little.

 

[Guest]

Naw, dont wipe it.....

Lick it bitch.

 

[Merelan]

Come on, I would. But you can't even spell your own name right!

 

[Sammyjo]

LMAO

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

......come on all you
multi-personalitied,
anger-management-drop-outters,
lonely-hearters,
prozac-dosage missers,
empty-headed,
down-troddened,
I-need-attention-getters........

Post away here.
Post at each other.
Post at those you hate.
Post at those you love.
Post until your lil fingers bleed.

enjoy......

i've got a funny little green hair troll on the end of my pen but it doesnt do any of those things. should i send it back to the manufacturer? *jenny*

 

[Siren]

Yea, a true defect Jenny...........

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

lmfao. actually i didn't try the pain in the ass bit siren. was i supposed to? *jenny*

 

[Siren]

Yea you gotta try the pain in the ass part.....