Troll Candi!!

[CandiCame]

I wanna see which vanity thread gets more hits. Help a guy out.

VANITY THREADS FOR ALL

 

[Wings]

I've missed your weird presence. Glad you're back.

 

[yossi]

 

[CandiCame]

I've missed your weird presence. Glad you're back.

I'll probably be on here every workday. I do literally nothing. Well, until tax season actually starts.

What's everybody up to?

 

[Aquagal]

I've missed your weird presence. Glad you're back.

This!

I like your quirky redneck stories.

 

[CandiCame]

This!

I like your quirky redneck stories.

I'm not quirky!! I'm just bored .

I fell outta the loop- what's going on without me?

 

[Wings]

On you know, same old same old.


I got a new job in the city.


Working for the man every night and day.
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been.

Whoops, sorry got a little Proud Mary'ish there.

The job in the city is true, I haven't left it though.

 

[Aquagal]

I'm not quirky!! I'm just bored .

I fell outta the loop- what's going on without me?

That's all you get for now, I'm going to go take a nap.

Oh, and Congrats on the little love bundle.

 

[SigmundFraud]

I wanna see which vanity thread gets more hits. Help a guy out.

VANITY THREADS FOR ALL

You're not a guy.

You are a toy poodle wearing a pink gossamer robe with mad typing skills.

 

[Killswitch]

Who the fuck is this noob. A name changer?

 

[CandiCame]

On you know, same old same old.


I got a new job in the city.


Working for the man every night and day.
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been.

Whoops, sorry got a little Proud Mary'ish there.

The job in the city is true, I haven't left it though.

Sweet! Everybody needs a job right now. You're probably doing better than I am.

 

[CandiCame]

That's all you get for now, I'm going to go take a nap.

Oh, and Congrats on the little love bundle.

Thanks! Enjoy the nap. I'm gonna just chill out till we close the doors. I bet I could go nap under the table in the break room and nobody would miss me.

 

[CandiCame]

You're not a guy.

You are a toy poodle wearing a pink gossamer robe with mad typing skills.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!! I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY SECRET!!

 

[CandiCame]

Who the fuck is this noob. A name changer?

And a game-changer

 

[Sinny]

If I were to create a thread with mock bedtime stories and fairy tales for adults, would you consider a few illustrations to go with the text? Just a thought I have had that I have been floating with Twitter people from Lit.

 

[SigmundFraud]

And a game-changer

Or a sex changer

 

[CandiCame]

If I were to create a thread with mock bedtime stories and fairy tales for adults, would you consider a few illustrations to go with the text? Just a thought I have had that I have been floating with Twitter people from Lit.

That actually sounds really fun

 

[CandiCame]

Or a sex changer

Sex challenger

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

You're not a guy.

You are a toy poodle wearing a pink gossamer robe with mad typing skills.

You just insulted my poodle. He never wears pink!

 

[SigmundFraud]

Sex challenger

I am challenged.

I blame my mother

 

[girlsmiley]

 

[CandiCame]

You just insulted my poodle. He never wears pink!

I never said I was your poodle

 

[CandiCame]

This insult is so personal that I take it as a compliment.

 

[SigmundFraud]

You are barely getting trolled.

You are so fail.

This is embarrassing.

 

[CandiCame]

You are barely getting trolled.

You are so fail.

This is embarrassing.

No one will ever troll me. I'm like, "Be mean to me!" and people are like, "Aaaw, you're so cute!" "Isn't he adorable!" "Make him draw things!" "It's like a puppy!"

I'M NOT KAWII I'M MANLY AS HELL!!