Troll Bridge

[Aglaopheme]

I started listening to it last night and realized quickly that i really needed a joint to enjoy it properly and alas, i am fresh out. So i shut out off till such time as I can remedy the situation.

Yeah, I am not feeling it this morning, but I am happy it's back in my radar.

 

[Lancecastor]

No doubt there would be a long line of volunteers willing to chop it off for you.

Fun fact: In university, a feminist group paid $400 to throw a pie in my face during winter carnival.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Fun fact: In university, a feminist group paid $400 to throw a pie in my face during winter carnival.

I hope the funds went to charity.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

I suggest that the GB is and has always been a Trolling Forum.

Keps them out of jail.

Don't trolls reside UNDER the bridge...

Only Hobbits. We have one of those here on the GB somplace posting old crap no one in the states has ever heard about.

do not ask for whom the bridge trolls

We already know who it trolls for, the Hunchback of I knowed a Dame. He sort of looks like Lance in his university days.

Always check to be sure the toll taker has more than 2 fingers.

Tis not how many fingers does the toll taker have, it's where he sticks them as you cross his bridge.

Oh vomit. Just... no. Say no to the toe. Eugh.

Yet many times men have been shown in romance movies drinking alcohol from heels.

 

[Lancecastor]

I hope the funds went to charity.

their campus feminist club, so yes.

 

[MGurkus]

95% of the threads started on the GB are made to troll. 100% of the political ones are.

 

[Lancecastor]

95% of the threads started on the GB are made to troll. 100% of the political ones are.

Exactly.

The whiners just need to fuck off to the Playground.

 

[Sean]

Fun fact: In university, a feminist group paid $400 to throw a pie in my face during winter carnival.

They threw pies at the cleaning staff? Seems a bit elitist.

 

[Lancecastor]

They threw pies at the cleaning staff? Seems a bit elitist.

In Canadian Law Schools, the Garden Center Staff are highly revered.

 

[Sean]

In Canadian Law Schools, the Garden Center Staff are highly revered.

The nearest you ever came to a university was watching Porterhouse Blue on your care home's TV.

 

[Que]

The nearest I ever came to a university was watching Porterhouse Blue on my care home's TV.

That explains quite a bit.

 

[Sean]

that explains quite a bit.

See, for that to work you should have changed "your" to "my". Fucking amateur.

 

[Sean]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. The fucking loser actually went back and edited it.

 

[Que]

It would have been helpful if I'd hit enter on my edit.

 

[MGurkus]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. The fucking loser actually went back and edited it.

Give the little desert tranny a break, he really does try hard.

*chuckles*

 

[Que]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. The fucking loser actually went back and edited it.

Ahahahahahaha. The fucking loser actually monitored it minute by minute for 45 minutes so that he would have a chance to declare victory.

 

[Que]

<sean>
Ahahahahaha! I only hit refresh for 18 minutes, not 45 so you lose again! Ahahahahahahaha!
</sean>

 

[Rotadom]

I've only witnessed a small bit of trolling since arriving and none of it seems very effective or funny. Although the above bit of back and forth is comical especially considering the timestamps and poor execution of it all. I happened to be reading before the edit and the possessives of the sentence were boiling my noodle.

 

[Rotadom]

There must be a lag because the post above mine wasn't even there when I started typing.

 

[Que]

I've only witnessed a small bit of trolling since arriving and none of it seems very effective or funny. Although the above bit of back and forth is comical especially considering the timestamps and poor execution of it all. I happened to be reading before the edit and the possessives of the sentence were boiling my noodle.

Yeah, mine too.

what's actually kind of funny is what people usually whine about is my stealth edits because I work off of a phone and I can barely see what I've written and you can't zoom well you're typing the initial post but you can while you're doing the edit so often times I do voice to text or get fat fingered or whatever it is I did. notice some kind of glaring error fix it and have the whole thing done in under a minute so it doesn't even show that I added it mean while some doofus like the one above has gone You misspelled XYZ or you did this or you did that and it doesn't show up in the quoted post that they're having a gotcha moment about. And that pisses them off to no end.

in this case I made the ad it just didn't happen to hit the enter until I went back to my phone's browser after having done a bit of navigation and realize I had never hit same changes.

Sean really should be thanking me for not having successfully done a stealth edit in under a minute because that enabled him to win the internet for the day.

different Androids that I've had all seem to have different weird quirks to them. This one I'm going to leave completely on edited and in addition to the various garbles you'll see that for reasons unknown it randomly does not capitalize the start of sentences.

the other thing that is odd is typically whatever I say it does not register the last two words that I say On Any Given sentence.

it also capitalizes anything that it thinks is about to be a movie title or book or something.

somewhere I have an entire Thread about Grammar Nazis and I used to respond to each and every one of them every single time that they had a gotcha moment with me in that thread but it became kind of cumbersome with all the

 

[Que]

There must be a lag because the post above mine wasn't even there when I started typing.

your post is not assigned a post number until after you have finished and hit

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

I've only witnessed a small bit of trolling since arriving and none of it seems very effective or funny. Although the above bit of back and forth is comical especially considering the timestamps and poor execution of it all. I happened to be reading before the edit and the possessives of the sentence were boiling my noodle.

Nice try, Queef.

 

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[Que]

Nice try, Queef.

I treasure your paranoia.

My favorite was when I was speaking with one of the nubiles and she read to me the contents of <Somebody's> initial PM to her where the author expressed his reasoning about why it is that he was fairly certain that she was not one of my alts.

 

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