Troll Angst.(or subtitled:For Bullwinkle fans ) Bytor my ass.

[Guest]

It struck me that we have quite an inventive group here, and that..
Well..It's kind of hard to ignore the Trolls..even when you know you really should.
So...
After a humorous PM conversation with our lovely moderator, I felt it to be a good idea (well sort of ) to start a more localized place wherin the occaisional Troll may be made fun of, insulted, and generally regaled with vituprative glee...

THough to be honest I am not really sure whether this will flourish or die. We do, after all, have a really nice (generally) group of posters.

 

[MissTaken]

bytor is small potatoes.

He probably first ventured in here because he wants a bit of what we have.

In any event, I would be happy to show him the meaning of skull fucking with my strap on, if the situation arose.

 

[Guest]

And before anyone says anything...

*raises right hand*

I swear I really asked...Honest..

Though to tell the truth - this is at least partially out of curiosity.

 

[Desdemona]

Actually, I think bytor wants to be ass fucked hard with a BIG dildo until he shits himself while Miss T skull fucks him. I'm not a Domme, but I'd buy or borrow a strap-on just to accomodate that wish.

 

[Guest]

Actually, I think bytor wants to be ass fucked hard with a BIG dildo until he shits himself while Miss T skull fucks him. I'm not a Domme, but I'd buy or borrow a strap-on just to accomodate that wish.

Hell....I'd GIVE you one for that....

*Snigger* 'Course I'd also shoot pics and post em on another thread...

 

[Desdemona]

Hell....I'd GIVE you one for that....

*Snigger* 'Course I'd also shoot pics and post em on another thread...

Sign me up! <grin>

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, cheekiness in a Dom is such an endearing quality and knowing you have chewed this over all day, I am pleased to see you reached a decision and found a way to honour free speech and give the trolls a place to hang their hat.....or perhaps have it hung for them....their hat that is!!

Catalina

 

[Guest]

LOL, cheekiness in a Dom is such an endearing quality and knowing you have chewed this over all day, I am pleased to see you reached a decision and found a way to honour free speech and give the trolls a place to hang their hat.....or perhaps have it hung for them....their hat that is!!

Catalina

Well..Yah know..Free speach and all.. Though I'm pretty sure that most will look in and then run screaming..Though that has a certain charm of it's own.

 

[bluntforcemama]

bytor is cute.

 

[Guest]

bytor is cute.

Hmm Possibly ..And I manifestly am not..

But in what way do you mean this???

 

[Sir_Winston54]

bytor is cute.

*signs Myst up for an emergency ophthalmology visit*

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

*signs Myst up for an emergency ophthalmology visit*

You know, I have exceedingly bad vision without correction (we're talking 20/700 instead of 20/20, or a contacts prescription of -7.00) and even I would agree that she needs one.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

You know, I have exceedingly bad vision without correction (we're talking 20/700 instead of 20/20, or a contacts prescription of -7.00) and even I would agree that she needs one.

Yikes! -7.00??? And I thought my ex was bad at -4.25!

 

[Wednesday'sRose]

Yikes! -7.00??? And I thought my ex was bad at -4.25!

Yeah, I'm blind to most extents and purposes without correction. The worst part is that nobody even realized that I needed glasses until I was already -2.25!

It's not so bad. I just have to make damn sure that I have contacts or glasses with me as a back-up to the ones I'm wearing because if anything happens to them I can't function.

 

[graceanne]

So can we call this the troll feeding ground? And when I wanna come play no one will tell me not to feed the trolls? Cause they're just so cute, I can't resist! I just wanna pet their widdle heads, and give 'em num nums.

As for bytor, I agree with Myst, I think he's cute, too. But grantedly I'm very very nearsighted, too, so . . . I think bytors just horny, and the poor widdle guy doesn't know how to go about getting laid! I'm sure their are several people here he could ask, but he's just to shy!

 

[Guest]

I will in fact, plead mea culpa to being an obnoxious bastard in a lot of ways.
But I'm sorry I just can't see him, or his posts, as being cute.
Especially when he lacks the balls to have a complete profile.

 

[gingermango]

I think bytors just horny, and the poor widdle guy doesn't know how to go about getting laid! I'm sure their are several people here he could ask, but he's just to shy!

Dealing with a horny troll like that, one who obviously wants what the BDSM crowd has to offer, reminds me of that terrible old joke:

Q. What did the masochist say to the sadist?

A. Beat me, please!

Q. What did the sadist reply?

A. No.



That's what someone should do to bytor and folks like him: tie him up, torment him mercilessly, then leave him helpless, hopeless, high and dry.

 

[Anna Sue]

from Myst

bytor is cute.

He is just annoying

 

[Guest]

from Myst



He is just annoying

No..I'm pretty sure he passed annoying ..Right about here
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=294764

If no where else first.

 

[Caitlynne]

All trolls are cute in an "ugly insect collection" sort of way. They are interesting to look at when they are new and interesting, but after a while all you really want to do is pull their legs off one by one, and see what happens.

I always find myself thinking .. "this guy was surfing around the Internet looking for somthing fun to do, and the most fun thing he could think of was barge into a thread and make a fool of himself."

That was the MOST fun thing he could think of!!!

After the whole 'ugly insect cute" thing, I find that pathetic.


YMMV

~ Cait

 

[Anna Sue]

No..I'm pretty sure he passed annoying ..Right about here
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=294764

If no where else first.

You are for sure right this is past annoying but when we reply to him that what gives him more stuff to write and gives him more
consideration then he deserves

I just ignore him I think this is the best to deal with him.
And I think most people knows by now he is a troll.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hmm Possibly ..And I manifestly am not..

But in what way do you mean this???

Tongue-in-cheek. I have no idea what the dude/kid looks like. However, he does not bother me. He's a harmless thing. After the whole shillelagh on the GB, this is pallid by comparison.

 

[bunny bondage]

i think someone just needs a spanking...

 

[MissTaken]

Tongue-in-cheek. I have no idea what the dude/kid looks like. However, he does not bother me. He's a harmless thing. After the whole shillelagh on the GB, this is pallid by comparison.

Yes, perhaps I am a bit more immune to troll scars because of the GB, but I do try to point out his trollish behaviors to newbies.

Further, he has trolled the GB, the How To forum and I believe the GLBT forums. He is a racist with a superiority complex in an anonymous forum. Generally, that translates into a horny, computer geek with a very low self esteem in real life.

Just my experience talking.

I could be wrong.

If he were not a troll, he would spend time learning about that which he judges. He doesn't. He comes here to build himself up and while he may feel it is successful, it appears that he is a joke....which he should be.

 

[MissTaken]

i think someone just needs a spanking...

I think a lot of someones need a spanking!