trendy night out

[wizbit9]

last night i had the joy of going out with my brother to a trendy club as opposed to my usual rock club haunts

it was also the first time i have gone out on the pull for the best part of 3yrs and boy was the sight of 300 gorgeous women parading around a treat for my imagination

but i have totally forgotton how to do it.

all i seamed to do was start talking about life, work, commitments and other serious issues,(just to find out wether they had a brain or not)

i felt a fool doing what all the other 20 somethings were doing, (dancing behind women and rubbing their crotch in the ladies asses without asking)

i was pissed so my inabitions were not there so that wasnt a problem.

so any advice for an out of practice sex crazed fool

 

[bluespoke]

Yes

Try women instead of sheep!

 

[wizbit9]

Yes

Try women instead of sheep!

will you ever let it rest

i bet you've had your dick between two fluffy flaps yourself

 

[bluespoke]

will you ever let it rest

i bet you've had your dick between two fluffy flaps yourself

Not as long as my Welsh friends bite!

Are you suggesting some of my playmates may have been a tad hirsute?

 

[wizbit9]

Not as long as my Welsh friends bite!

Are you suggesting some of my playmates may have been a tad hirsute?

never!

i cant help it. my roots are too strong

i hope england lose tomorrow

 

[bluespoke]

i hope england lose tomorrow

If they don't I'm thinking of going back to Scotland, they will be insufferable!

 

[wizbit9]

insufferable!

for a long long time to come. and if they win the whole thing arrgghh.

 

[bluespoke]

for a long long time to come. and if they win the whole thing arrgghh.

They've stuffed the last one down our throats for 36 years!

 

[wizbit9]

They've stuffed the last one down our throats for 36 years!

the whole thought is just too much.

have you had a go on the big bro thread i posted earlier haha (try it with england footie players as a variation)

 

[bluespoke]

the whole thought is just too much.

have you had a go on the big bro thread i posted earlier haha (try it with england footie players as a variation)

You know I avoid anything to do with BB like the plague!

 

[wizbit9]

You know I avoid anything to do with BB like the plague!

my sentiments exactly. i wouldnt know any of the current bb people if they asked me would i like their autograph.

nah the thread is a personal bb twist on your own mates