treesome

[_jwwright]

how can i get my wife to have a threesome?

 

[Amused]

I always pined to have a treesome........

 

[Smilodon]

surely yew could find someone to help you out?

Smiley

 

[SexyChele]

Puts a whole new spin on the term "treehugger", doesn't it?

 

[alltherage]

I've had this fantasy about treehouse sex all my life.

 

[Wiggles]

I like my trees tall, dark, and rugged.
Personally.

First of all, does your wife even like trees?
Do you a certain tree in mind? If not, I have one out front that's lookin' real lonely. I'll send ya' a pick k?
You might want to first introduce something a bit smaller at first, like a twig, branch or even a pencil might work in a tight spot.
Then see how things go from there.

 

[LukkyKnight]

at the risk of hijacking a thread with an unanswered opening topic...

I've had this fantasy about treehouse sex all my life.

I'd like to hear more about that, please.

 

[MizTabby]

_jww

just hold on tight to your root and yell "timberrrrr"


* * * * * *
Treehouse sex? Lukky Jane!

 

[ExLimey]

or even a pencil might work in a tight spot.

Reminds me of a joke...


...did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil!

<bowing to the sound of all the groans>