Trauma

[SweetWitch]

Well it's about time the place developed some zip. It's been dead for weeks. Unless you like name-calling and ugly politics, that is.

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Well, let's see . . . Uh, hot, lovable, talented, cuddly . . . want me to go on?

 

[TE999]

Well, let's see . . . Uh, hot, lovable, talented, cuddly . . . want me to go on?

How about in absentia. The party palace is falling apart. Rolf and Blue are chasing the maidens, your enforcer decamped with a case of Ballantine's and we need some new tunes in the jukebox. If I hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one more time, I'm gonna hurl.

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, let's see . . . Uh, hot, lovable, talented, cuddly . . . want me to go on?

Please...do...

How about in absentia. The party palace is falling apart. Rolf and Blue are chasing the maidens, your enforcer decamped with a case of Ballantine's and we need some new tunes in the jukebox. If I hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one more time, I'm gonna hurl.

Who the fuck put that on there? Christ, I take a small leave of absence...If I find out that someone let Martha Stewart in there again, so help me...

I'll be right there.

 

[Guest]

Rum?

 

[driphoney]

This place is just full of smartasses tonight.

We try!

 

[rgraham666]

My problem is too many distractions. I finally got a day to myself and all I could think about was the mess this house was in. I kept jumping up to clean things and do laundry. I need focus.

My problem is I have little interest in writing anymore.

The way my last project fell apart took the wind right out of my sails.

 

[Guest]

Writing?

OH, yeah.

I used to do that.

 

[TxRad]

Writing?

OH, yeah.

I used to do that.

Yeah you did and I have proof.

 

[Teloz]

Well it's about time the place developed some zip. It's been dead for weeks. Unless you like name-calling and ugly politics, that is.

As one of the name callers, I apologise unreservedly. I now have both my triggers on ignore!

My way of getting round an empty screen is to just write, anything that's even vaguely along the lines of what I want to write, then I spend a few hours chopping and changing it until it works. That, hopefully, inspires me to write more.

 

[SweetWitch]

My problem is I have little interest in writing anymore.

The way my last project fell apart took the wind right out of my sails.

I'll order up a hurricane for you.

As one of the name callers, I apologise unreservedly. I now have both my triggers on ignore!

My way of getting round an empty screen is to just write, anything that's even vaguely along the lines of what I want to write, then I spend a few hours chopping and changing it until it works. That, hopefully, inspires me to write more.

I think the phone call I got a little while ago pretty much took care of the problem.

 

[DesertPirate]

This place is just full of smartasses tonight.

You were expecting otherwize